The ninth time if I kiss her, what will the world be like?
"If I kiss her, what will happen to the world?" This dirty thought jumped out without my brain's permission. Another even more dirty thought. "The appearance is similar to that of humans on Earth, and the mating success rate is 1.5%..." It is also entangled around my last bit of rationality.
"Calm down, I want to calm down. I'm just an otaku, not a perverted monster uncle."
"But... it seems that it's not harmful to kiss her while she is not in a state of concern. Should I kiss her on the cheek? Or kiss her on the lips?"
These two choices that test the moral bottom line have caused me a lot of suffering.
"It's not too dirty to kiss the cheek! I've kissed them anyway. What's the difference between fifty steps and one hundred steps? I'm still happy to kiss my lips. I haven't had the first kiss yet!...*** I'll just solve it with the virgin!"
Just as my gods and gods were fighting, and the pure angels in my nature fought against the invincible demon, the mysterious girl in my arms moaned slightly.
"Oh no! She is about to wake up. Do I want to knock it out with one punch, satisfy the beast's desire before rescue it..." I am sure that I have never had such a scum in my life, and it is all caused by those alien bastards.
"Please let me go!"
When such a mysterious girl woke up, the first sentence made me feel embarrassed.
I was a little confused at the time and didn't pay attention to whether my hands were in a regular manner. Life Cabin No. 15 did not record the scene at that time. This little doubt has been a mystery for the next few decades.
"Hahaha, haha, that... your surname is?"
If I knew how to talk sweetly, I wouldn't have become an otaku. This mysterious girl reached out to support her body. Seeing my messy head like a chicken coop, a shabby jacket that I had never changed after being imprisoned. This thing was bought at a street stall at a cheap price, and the quality was not very good. She immediately frowned slightly.
"The Fanged Tiger is my prey that I have been tracking for several days. Your sudden attack made all my hard work in vain and even injured me. Do you think that our hunters are easy to bully?"
When the girl stood firm, there was a fog that seemed to be there and there was another vague mist on her body, but all my attention was attracted by her slightly angry pretty face, and I didn't notice this unusual situation at all.
"I am a lost person in the mountains. If you want the fanged tiger, just take it. I just want to protect myself from fighting back..."
"Nonsense! Will people who can use wind-type magic guns to hunt for fear of a fanged tiger?"
"Wind-type magic gun?" I looked at my two sprinkler beasts in surprise, and suddenly realized that it seemed that this girl had misunderstood.
I have browsed some translation materials on this planet. The so-called magic gun is a technology left over from an alien crash spacecraft that is as unlucky as the Shanpa people. The basic principle is different from the guns on the earth. It uses compressed energy crystals, a level seven civilization, as an energy source. Its power is not necessarily greater than that of gunpowder guns, but it is better because the number of shots is almost infinite and there is no need to replenish ammunition.
Because the bullet of the magic gun is the separate energy released from the compressed energy crystal, a standard compressed energy crystal can be fired more than tens of thousands of times.
According to the category of compressed energy crystals used by magic guns, this thing can also be divided into wind, fire, electromagnetic, etc. The only inconvenience is that to shoot freely, you must have extremely high mental power. Compared with the standards on this planet, those who can use magic guns can almost knock a mammoth away in an instant by relying solely on their mind.
While whispering the unlucky alien civilization, I tried my best to explain: "It was my first time traveling and I got lost in the sea of eternal life. I was a little panicked and embarrassed just now. I would like to ask this lady to forgive my recklessness. If you don't mind helping me lead the way out of this terrifying forest?"
My explanation finally calmed the mysterious girl's expression slightly. After all, my dress really looked awful. She thought for a moment before saying to me: "I can only take you to our Luohe Village, but there you can follow Uncle Muku to the nearest town!"
"Great! Being able to leave this forest will be my greatest desire. Now I can't pay any compensation, but I will give you enough compensation to the kind lady as soon as possible!"
I tried hard to analyze some of the common etiquettes on this planet that Life Saving Cabin 15 passed on to me, hoping to give this girl who made me fall in love with her at first sight. However, my behavior obviously had a reverse effect. The mysterious girl showed a little disgusting expression on her face, but she said nothing.
"Did I use the wrong custom?" Thinking of this big or small question, sweat broke out on my forehead, but being able to get in touch with the intelligent life of this planet as I wish, so that I will not be the second Shennongjia Savage in the future has made me very satisfied, and I am not very proud of myself.
After a brief conversation, I learned that this beautiful and dreamlike girl was named Luo Xinger. Luohe Village is about 300 kilometers away from the Mother Queen's Base, which happened to be the scanning limit of Life Cabin 15 on the ground 6. The Life Cabin 15 in space can only scan targets with an area greater than one square kilometer, so the closest gathering point of intelligent life in its memory cells will be far away from the edge of the forest one thousand kilometers south.
Either Luo Xing'er is naturally cold, or the otakus tribe's skills in getting close to women are always painful in my heart. On the way to Luohe Village, I was unable to bring my relationship with this mysterious girl. The stranger just now is still a stranger.
This made me very regretful. I didn't talk early.
"Oh! That was my first kiss. I once swear to the gods that the first man to kiss me was my husband..." Such absurd and ambiguous pink scene kept popping up in my mind.
I walked into Luohe Village in a state of trance and a little smirking.
Chapter completed!