The rest of his life was also guilty and did not expose Liu Yang's lies. He held his ears and listened to what Liu Yang said, intending to cooperate with the show. After all, he had just finished fiddling with Liu Yang's computer, and he was a little guilty and lacked confidence.

So that's the case. Yu Sheng learned about the matter during Liu Yang's chat.

Simply put, Liu Yang had just installed the computer and was a little excited and forgot to find a girl at the agreed time.

Although the girl was waiting for him and was not angry, Liu Yang knew that even if the girl didn't say it, she would inevitably feel a grudge in her heart.

So, he first apologized directly. Then he pointed indirectly and brought the topic to the stray cat at home. He talked about the hard work for a while and showed the scars that had not yet disappeared on his hand.

The girl's desire to test her hidden secrets was so great that she not only forgave Liu Yang's lateness, but also took the initiative to ask to come to Liu Yang's dormitory to see the cat.

After that, it's now.

The girl glanced at the rest of her life who had been climbing on the balcony and was half dead. She said in a light voice, "It looks very well-behaved!"

Of course! Of course, I am very well-behaved!

Yu Sheng listened to the pleasant voice and whispered in his heart. He secretly prayed that a girl with a beautiful voice would be better to have a beautiful appearance that matched it. Although he is not affiliated with the Appearance Association, if he is a fat girl, he will naturally not be considered beautiful.

"One! Two! Three!" Yu Sheng opened his cat's eyes in prayer.

The first thing to do is a plain face, simple and unpolished makeup. In this era, the so-called inferior and luxurious outfits of celebrities, I undoubtedly prefer the former for the rest of my life.

Her clothes were also simple, and it was obvious that she was not as wealthy as a "slave". However, standing there, her temperament was like a lotus, and she was planted in a quiet and graceful manner.

A beautiful story between a prince charming and Cinderella? Or a rich young man who abandons the beginning and ends?

Yu Sheng glanced at Liu Yang a little far away, and was a little uncertain about what he was thinking. After all, the most difficult thing to estimate is the human heart.

Just when the rest of my life was full of imagination and random thoughts.

The girl stretched out her hand and said, "Hello Mimi, my name is Su Yuxiao."

You are Mimi, your whole family is Mimi. I hate others calling cats Mimi, not to mention that the rest of my life has become a cat.

However, for the sake of her being a girl, Yu Sheng forgives her.

Yu Sheng generously stretched out his front paws, intending to hold a claw with Su Yuxiao.

"Be careful!" Liu Yang shouted, hugged the girl, turned her back, blocking Yu Sheng's claws. He didn't want Yu Xiao to be scratched by the cat. He had experienced the feeling, but it was not easy.

"What's wrong?" Su Yuxiao exclaimed.

"It's okay, I'm afraid it will scratch you." Liu Yang let go of the girl in his arms, touched his nose, and said awkwardly.

"It's very friendly and won't hurt me. Look." Su Yuxiao pointed at the rest of her life with a blushing face.

Yu Sheng's claws stretched out in the air, and he was stunned and couldn't figure out the situation.

Su Yuxiao was amused by Yu Sheng's appearance.

The rest of her life in front of her was not fascinated by this laughter. Instead, Liu Yang on the side showed a hint of admiration.

The monkey is anxious, don’t be so anxious. Yu Sheng thought of Liu Yang who rushed over like a lunatic, and said in anger. "Sure enough, humans can not only be able to bloom in spring, but they are in heat all year round."

Feeling the subtle and awkward atmosphere between the two, Yu Sheng sighed inwardly, "Send Buddha to the West."

He began to make rational use of his own advantages.

Yu Sheng twisted his body and said "meow", "meow" very cute, looking like everyone on earth knows to ask for a hug.

After Liu Yang stopped him several times but failed, Su Yuxiao still picked up the rest of her life like a baby.

Yu Sheng lay in Su Yuxiao's arms, smelling the smell of the girl's body. It was not a big smell, but it didn't smell bad, making Yu Sheng feel very comfortable.

After regenerating the cat, I realized how well the animal's sense of smell was for the rest of my life. I remembered that I seemed to have no animal relationship in my "last life" and was not in dealing with the animals. Is it because his smell was too bad, or that the animals didn't like his smell.

He lay on Su Yuxiao's chest and touched the soft part with his claws a few times. I have to say that the size is just right, that is, it is not as flat as a washboard, and the slightly raised amplitude is just right, without the cumbersome feeling of a cow.

Unfortunately, when Yu Sheng changed a few positions and planned to experience the wonderful view of looking at the mountainside and becoming a peak, he realized that it was still winter, and this little girl had a lot of clothes. At the same time, Yu Sheng wondered whether it was the touch of the clothes or the real feedback there.

He sighed with a sigh, and the "meow" sound came out of his mouth with a long tone.

Men will be more or less jealous of the girl they like, even if the object is a cat. Liu Yang saw the tabby cat with white and black patterns squirming around Su Yuxiao's chest, and always felt that the cat was not bad. Especially when Su Yuxiao put it down, it glanced at him. The deep meaning made Liu Yang, who was known for his courage in his life circle, feel a little chilling on his back.

"No wonder grandma said cats are evil. It seems that this guy will be sent away after healed."

Although Liu Yang thought so in his heart, he didn't say that. He said a lot of things to Su Yuxiao in a angrily voice. In Su Yuxiao's reluctance and looking back, she was taken to dinner by Liu Yang.

The sunset outside the window, Yu Sheng watched the two of them go away. He was sure that it was because of his bad taste just now, and "invaded" Su Yuxiao in front of the little red man Liu Yang. But he didn't feel much guilty, after all, the old man is now a cat.

While humming a small song in his mind, he turned on the computer. During that time just now, he set several goals for his life.

He first opened the forum and registered an account with his real name for the rest of his life. The first post was about the development of Beijing's mass clothing in the next year. In his vague memory, he vaguely remembered that around 2000 in his previous life, a jeans frenzy broke out in Beijing.

At that time, the price of buying jeans from the southern coastal areas was more than 20 yuan per piece. If you sell them in Beijing, you can raise the price to more than 100 yuan. The profit is unimaginable.

However, now the body of the rest of his life obviously does not have the ability to be a traitor, so he selflessly shared his foresight. As for whether anyone believes it, do what he said, then let it go.

After typing a post, he was so tired that he lay on the table and didn't want to move. He didn't expect that typing would be so difficult. You should know that when he was chatting online in his previous life, he could typify with all the pinyins to reach 100 characters per minute. Of course, part of this is because of the progress and optimization of the input method, which can "intelligently" rank the commonly used characters of users at the forefront of the word table.

But the more reason is that Yu Sheng is now treating the front paws of his hands, and his fingers are not allowed to fly on the keyboard like before. He can only click on the keyboard like a computer beginner like a finger. However, because the keyboard is a bit big, his body still has to lean forward and backward. The movements that human hands can complete, but he has to do the whole body movement.

It's like hell.

After resting for a while, I stood up, held the mouse and created a hidden folder, and created a Word document in it. The title was named "The Supreme Wisdom".

This is what Yu Sheng wanted to do. In order not to let himself die in silence, he thought that he could write something out.

Although he could not repeat many classics word-by-word like a machine, he could write down what he wanted to write according to his own ideas, even though the words he wrote were not very good at the beginning, after a long period of writing accumulation, he believed that he could master the skills of storytelling.

As for this "highest wisdom", it was something different that the rest of his life observed from the perspective of a cat when he became a cat. This reminded him of a novel from his previous life.

"The criterion for measuring whether a creature has the highest wisdom is whether it has the ability to get something for nothing."

"The first condition for getting paid is to hide the intention to get paid without leaving any trace."

"The sharpest, most subtle and most effective weapon in the entire universe is to show off."

"If a creature likes to think of itself as God and it realizes it, treat it as a ‘God’, and in this way, it becomes your submissive slave."

It took a lot of time for the rest of his life to write the central idea of ​​this short story on Word. After writing these, he began to narrate the main text. He did not use too much thinking, but directly used the story structure of the original novel.

The rough content is that aliens came to Earth and developed a friendly and in-depth cooperative relationship with humans on Earth. In order to express this relationship, humans specially selected a male, female and a pair of human best friend - dog, as a gift. But during this period, an alien had a telepathy to a creature on Earth.

He could know what the dogs on earth were thinking, and these dogs that looked stupid and could only shake their tails to please humans. Their minds were extremely powerful. In the minds of the dogs, they were the highest wisdom on the planet.

Why dogs are the highest wisdom on the earth can be explained by one example.

"When humans sow wheat in the fields, braved bad weather such as heat, strong winds and storms, they worked hard, and then used machines made by others to harvest; after multiple processes of transportation, storage and grinding, humans made wheat flour; after the flour was baked, they obtained biscuits; after the biscuits were packaged, they were transported to the world through various means of transportation. Humans had to invest a lot of energy in order to obtain biscuits.

And if a dog wants a cookie, they just need to stand up, wave their front paws, and please his "god".

Humans were confused by the cheap flattery of dogs, and willingly became slaves to their so-called pets without complaints.

And this alien who knew the dog's thoughts discovered a terrifying conspiracy.

Humans gave aliens a male dog and a female dog. Humans said aliens could breed them, so that the alien world would be bathed in the eternal love of the most loyal companion of human beings.

Aliens clearly know that they must invade before conquest. Force is not the strength of dogs. They do not have strong ships and cannons, but they have more deadly and skilled weapons - to flatter.

If they are not careful, they will soon be conquered by such flatterers who exude heroic worship light, just like humans.

After writing this, Yu Sheng fell into deep thought. He found that what he wrote was too boring, and it was just a bunch of settings, no characters, and lacked plots, as if he couldn't wait to sell his own information. He decided to save the document first, wait until he clarified his ideas and rewrite the story.

This made him admire those who could write stories, even if it was a boring idea, could make a brilliant move under their hands. In comparison, he had to be a little disappointed for the rest of his life. He began to doubt whether he was too overestimated by writing novels, who had no literary literacy.

Although I didn't write a few words, it was already nine o'clock in the evening before I knew it.

Yu Sheng was a little hungry, but he didn't eat anything on the plate because it was left. This made people sigh that even though he turned into a cat, he was still as pretentious as ever.

"I won't go directly to have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'll have sex, you'

Finally, at 9:30, the rest of his life waited for Liu Yang who had returned.

I saw him holding a ball of cotton coat, untied it with an impatient look on his face, revealing a lunch box. He opened it and placed the steak inside in front of Yu Sheng.
Chapter completed!