Chapter 36 Badger
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The so-called dense forest in Zhongzheng Park is far from the imagined tropical rainforest, nor is it a huge tree towering into the sky, and does not have wide, thick and fat leaves.
The dense forest here is just a bunch of short shrubs with slender and dense branches, which is very inconvenient for the rest of your life in this place.
Every move of his will be disturbed by these annoying branches, and the creature in front of him that attracted his attention was extremely lively and easily passed through these troublesome obstacles for the rest of his life.
Even the creature was afraid of losing the rest of his life. After walking a little further away, it stood there, turned around and signaled to follow the rest of his life.
He worked hard to deal with the annoying branches for the rest of his life. He knew the creature in front of him. It was not accurate to say this. In fact, he didn't know the one in front of him, and only knew their species - badgers.
Yes, the creature in front of me is a badger. It has a thick, solid and plump body, short limbs, short ear shells, small eyes, thick and short neck, and thick and powerful limbs.
There are three white hairs on the head, and the middle one extends from the tip of the nose to the top of the head. There is a short white pattern from the corners of the mouth to the back of the head. The whole head looks fancy, like the oil paint decorated by African indigenous people on their faces.
Why can I remember the appearance of the badger so clearly for the rest of my life? Cough cough. There is no reason, I have eaten it.
The rest of his life is definitely a model of remembering to eat but not beating. No matter how strange the things he has eaten are, he can remember them clearly.
For example, if a dragonfly meat is caught, a dragonfly, remove the head, and pull it upwards from its tail, a small piece of meat will be exposed.
Put that small piece of meat directly into the air without any treatment. It tastes slightly salty but extremely delicious.
This is a dish I ate when I was a child. In addition to this way of eating, there was another way to eat it, which was to remove the dragonfly's head and wings, and use the grass stems of the roadside dogtail grass to wear them, and roast them slightly over low heat and eat them.
It sounds cruel, doesn’t it? It feels incredible when I recall the rest of my life as an adult. He had eaten too many incredible foods in his childhood.
The reason why it is incredible is not because the ingredients are rare, but because of the incredible courage to think and eat them back then, and it has not been poisoned to death. Now that he thinks about it, he is so lucky and happy that he can grow to his twenties.
Of course, now the rest of his life is a cat, walking behind the creature he had eaten back then.
Is there a zoo in Zhongzheng Park? As you follow me, you thought to yourself.
After passing through the entire bush, this place is considered to be the depth of Zhongzheng Park. This open space is usually rarely visited and is far less people than the places where Zhao Meina paints.
As for why there are so few people here, there are many opinions.
One of the statements is that it is too cold here, children will cry and make noise when they come here, the elderly will feel uncomfortable when they come, and those who are upright and middle-aged will feel cold on their backs and want to stay away from this place as soon as possible.
It was so mysterious that the park management office specially invited professionals to investigate this, but the result was left unresolved, and no one was found in Ziwu and Yin and Mao.
At this point, the managers denied the rumors several times, but no one has come, so it was left alone.
Yu Sheng watched the badger stop there, stretched out his two sharp front paws, and began to dig a hole on the ground.
I want to dig a pit for the rest of my life. If you look for me, I have found the wrong person. If possible, I can introduce you to a guy. That guy has the best skills in digging holes and is very good at hiding bones.
That's right, this guy is Dumbledore.
"What should I do if my bones are robbed? Welcome to Waseda Magical Cooking Academy, the president of the Rabbit Dumbledore University, and specializes in the bone hiding class. He focuses on digging pits and burying bones for 100 years without wavering. He has good professional skills and high employment prospects. He will teach and teach and do not charge any fees. After learning, there will never be any tragic incident like bones being robbed again. I hope you and I will be a good dog tomorrow."
Yu Sheng watched the badger dig a hole and was bored, so he thought about making contributions to Dumbledore's school-building career.
I have never heard of the rest of my life about the urban legend here, and of course I don’t know how gloomy and terrible it is here.
He looked up at the sky and saw a few clouds floating by. After noon, the sun was blazing. He found that he was exposed to the sun, so why didn’t he feel hot, but instead felt cold.
Is this badger afraid that he will be so hot that he will take him to a place to cool down? It will not take summer and the hottest time, so he will bring Liu Yang, Su Yuxiao, Zhao Meina and others to escape the summer heat and build his own summer resort.
The rest of his life did not explore the reason why he was shining from the sun, but did not feel the heat. He was a timely hedonist, but he was thinking about how to make full use of the resources here.
The rest of my life was thinking about it, and the badger was digging happily, and time flowed slowly.
It was not until the rest of his life that he heard a series of skillful whistles that he stopped thinking about it.
Yu Sheng looked at the source of the whistle sound. It doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it. When he saw it, he found that he had met an acquaintance again.
This person is the young man who was bullied by the lectern for the rest of his life. Yes, he is the teacher who taught history.
However, Yu Sheng did not expect that this lecturer at Jinghua University was more skilled than a little liar.
The badger heard the whistle and stopped digging the hole. He followed the sound and lingered at the young man's feet.
The young man first put down his backpack, then took out a popsicle from the plastic bag, removed the wrapping paper, and gave it to the badger.
The badger licked the popsicle and turned his head to look at the rest of his life.
"Oh. Isn't this Professor Su's cat?" The young man said vaguely with sweat beads flowing on his forehead and popsicles in his mouth.
After saying that, he took out a string of popsicles from his handbag, handed it to Yu Sheng, and said to Yu Sheng, "You can eat one too."
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I was speechless for the rest of my life. Are you feeling your brain sick when I let me eat popsicles in such a cool situation?
The young man always heard Professor Su boast about his granddaughter having a smart cat. He sneered at that time, no matter how smart a beast is, he could be so smart.
However, the cat listened to a class in his class that day, which changed his mind a lot. Although he did not make any shocking actions in class for the rest of his life.
But after class, when he flipped through his lesson plan, he found that there were many scratches on it. He looked carefully and found that the scratches were not the cat, which was randomly scratched. Instead, he was regular and intelligent. Naturally, from the above, the scratches were all the obscure places he said.
Is it easier to understand what I said? The young man was thinking at the time that he didn't believe it was accidental.
He has come into contact with many things and has a deep understanding of the "intelligence" level of animals.
Yu Sheng's actions made him understand that perhaps Professor Su's cat is also part of those animals and one of them.
As for what those animals are, the Buddha said it cannot be said.
"Don't you really don't eat it?" The young man shook the popsicle in his hand in front of the rest of his life.
Since he has determined that Yu Sheng is not within the category of normal organisms, he plans to talk to Yu Sheng more about the paths of this place.
He glanced at the nameplate on Yu Sheng's neck and said, "Wangcai, do you think the place is very cool? Who would be stupid in such a cool situation - just eat popsicles?"
Yes! I met someone who likes to talk to cats again. I was helpless for the rest of my life. I wonder why these people always like to express their feelings in front of animals?
Do you want to express something or do you think that animals don’t understand it, it’s just a trash can for venting.
It's like a girl wearing a short skirt in summer but still wearing a *****. She tells animals everything, is there a lack of even the most basic trust between people?
However, Yu Sheng also noticed that the tone of the young man in front of him was not the same as others, but the tone of talking to animals, but more like an equal communication between people.
This made him a little strange, but he is now in a cat body and cannot speak human words. He cannot say something well, so he cannot take the initiative to ask why this is.
He just passively pretended to be stupid.
When the young young man saw Yu Sheng's dazed look, he didn't think he couldn't understand. Instead, he thought that he was hiding his weakness and continued, "Actually, the coolness here is a deceptive. This environment deceives your body."
Hum? Yu Sheng tilted his head gently and expressed his inquiry.
Seeing Yu Sheng responding, the young young man was a little excited and found the baby! He shouted in his heart, following what he said just now, and continued, "You know the thermometer. The human body... Well, there is such a thermometer in the body. They are sensory elements of the human body, and the body makes appropriate adjustments based on the data they send back."
"How to say it? This is the place where the thermometer and sensing can affect the organisms. Although you feel very cool now, your body is actually still in normal temperature.
Because your body thinks that you are in a cool state now, you will not actively sweat and cool down, and the heat will continue to accumulate in your body, and in the most serious cases, your body will burn itself.
If you don’t believe it, you will walk twenty steps in that direction, no! If you take a hundred steps, do you feel it really feel cool?”
The young history lecturer said to Yu Sheng seriously that he originally wanted to say twenty steps, but the object of his speech was a cat. His steps were too small, so he changed it to one hundred steps.
Is it so evil? I don’t believe in evil for the rest of my life.
According to the young man, he walked a hundred steps towards his finger.
When the rest of his life took the 100th step, the cool feeling disappeared instantly, and replaced by the feeling of steaming in the sauna.
Very hot, very hot, can make a cat so hot.
Yu Sheng found a cleaner place and lay down. While relaxing and releasing the heat in his body, he was wondering why this happened?
If someone doesn't know about this, and really comes here to escape the summer heat, wouldn't it be a suicide?
Yu Sheng thought that he wanted to pull Liu Yang, Su Yuxiao and others here to escape the summer heat just now. Although his body was still very hot, he still left a drop of cold sweat.
Chapter completed!