Chapter 146: The Tired City God
Tao Yaoyao took the rabbit's leg, took a bite, and suddenly narrowed her eyes happily.
"Ha~! Satisfied~!"
Lin Quan cut off another leg and handed it to Zhou Jia.
Zhou Jia took it with a smile.
Cut off another leg for yourself.
I picked up the rabbit's legs and just wanted to take a bite.
I heard a sound of swallowing and spitting.
"Smack!"
The window of the main gate of the Chenghuang Temple suddenly opened, and rain floated in, and a flash of lightning just passed by.
A majestic voice rang out in the room.
"The bold mortals dare to bake mortal things in the temple and defile the temple. The sins are unforgivable."
Lin Quan, Zhou Jia and Tao Yaoyao were stunned.
The City God looked at the three people who were stunned, feeling contented. He dared to greed for me here and would not scare you to death!
Lin Quan bit the rabbit meat: "Who is talking?"
Tao Yaoyao came back to her senses, ate rabbit meat happily, her mouth was oily, and she shook her head when she heard this: "I don't know, I don't care about him, maybe it's an illusion."
Zhou Jia stood up and closed the doors and windows, and sat in her original position as if nothing had happened. She held the rabbit legs in her jade hands and tasted them gracefully.
City God statue: "???"
I'll wipe it!
These three people are a little nervous!
Such a strange situation can you think that it hasn't happened before?
It was convinced too!
The City God's statue: "Forcing me to get angry! It seems that if you don't give you some substantial horror, you won't know how powerful I am!"
"Shit!"
Two poisonous snakes with dark spots all over their bodies crawled out of the dark corner of the temple, staring at Lin Quan and the other two with cold eyes.
"hiss……"
Lin Quan grabbed the two snakes in one hand, thin skin, pierced, and grilled them.
"I didn't expect there were snakes in this dilapidated temple. I tell you, snake meat is not worse than rabbit meat, and it tastes crispy with chicken."
Zhou Jia glanced at Lin Quan and put the seasonings on it.
City God statue: "..."
“???”
What am I fucking!!!
The City God seemed to be stunned for a long time!
He opened his mouth in anger, and a mouthful of black gas spread out, landing on the fire, and the flames immediately went out.
It emits a dreamy light itself, illuminating the entire temple.
The statue of the City God was forced to shine brightly to show his presence.
Lin Quan and the other two can no longer be regarded as being invisible.
City God statue: "A mortal, dares to ignore this god many times!"
Tao Yaoyao bit the rabbit meat and whispered to Lin Quan: "How come this city god is like a light bulb, what kind of concern does the people who make it feel?"
Lin Quan: "You don't know this, right? The City God is the god who protects the city and also means protecting the lights of thousands of families."
Tao Yaoyao: "Oh, so that's how it is. The people who created it must have thought that the lights of thousands of families would not be on, so that the City God would turn into light to guide people toward light, right?"
Zhou Jia nodded with a laugh.
Lin Quan: "...What do you know? You see, there is not even a lamp in this temple. The person who made it must think of simply making the City God into a lamp, which can save money on a light bulb. And you see how bright the City God brand bulb is, it is worthy of being the god of lights to protect thousands of families, and it is much more useful than ordinary light bulbs."
Zhou Jia and Tao Yaoyao were stunned, and after a long time, they nodded blankly: "It makes sense!"
"I~knock~you~!"
The City God seemed to be about to get angry!
Godly light bulb, Godly city god light bulb!
Only when there is a pit in your head can you make a statue of God into a light bulb!
There's a nonsense!
"You are poisonous! I'm talking, are you deaf? Can't you hear me? Here, I am the City God, I am the God! You guys are so fucking!"
Lin Quan and the other two stared at the statue of the City God.
The City God nodded as if he was nodding, and his anger dissipated a little: "That's right, what you are looking at now is this god. This god is the City God's deity! If ordinary people meet this god, they will smoke from seven or eight generations of your ancestors!"
Tao Yaoyao chewed the rabbit meat, her mouth was filled with oil: "The City God has appeared, but the City God has appeared. Lin Quan, Sister Jia Jia, we have met the god."
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
Zhou Jia: "Yes, I'm so surprised."
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
Lin Quan: "We are so lucky."
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
“…”
The City God seems to feel so tired!
When you meet these three orphans who are not loved by anyone, you are simply powerful and have nowhere to use them.
How come your surprise tone can calm down?
I'm playing the role of God now! You've encountered miracles! Miracles! Is it good to give some expressions?
"Why do I feel like a traitor, thinking about how to attract the attention of these three orphans, but these three orphans have never cared about me from beginning to end! So tired!"
Lin Quan bit the meat and said vaguely: "So Master Chenghuang, do you have any treasure? Take it out and give it to us."
City God statue: "Yes, oh~"
I really don’t want to pay attention to these three orphans!
But with about two more hearts, it can leave the stone statue and go out freely!
No matter how tired you are, you have to continue acting.
I hope these three orphans will make other troubles.
The City God was like opening his mouth and spitting out a ray of rays of light.
The glow fell on the dusty altar and turned into a table of gold, silver and treasures.
"I can let you..."
Lin Quan picked up a piece of gold ingot and looked at it a few times: "Is this true?"
Zhou Jia nodded: "It's true."
Lin Quan took out his backpack, poured all the things in the backpack, and put two-thirds of the gold, silver and treasures on the altar. He couldn't hold it anymore, so he carried the backpack with a painful face and waved his hand: "Thank you, City God, you are a good person, no, you are a good god."
The City God looked at Lin Quan blankly.
Zhou Jia opened the bag and picked up some jewelry such as jade Ruyi, golden phoenix hairpin, gem earrings, pearl chains, etc. into the bag.
"I really don't want to throw away these seasonings. Forget it, let's just do it. I've finished picking up them, where are you?"
Tao Yaoyao licked the oil stains on her fingers, looking innocent: "I didn't put the bag."
"Forget it, I'll just choose this pair of little rabbit-like gold earrings."
Tao Yaoyao stretched out her oily little hand and picked out a pair of gold earrings on the altar.
The three of them picked up treasures, sat back to the fire, lit the bonfire, ate the remaining rabbit meat on their own, and chatted happily.
It seemed like the City God had been coming back to his senses for a long time.
If it weren't for not being able to walk out of the stone statue, it would definitely kill these three orphans.
Take a deep breath!!
"Can this little treasure satisfy you?"
Lin Quan brought his bulging backpack: "Okay, these treasures are enough for me to spend my whole life. Jiajia, I have money, I will marry you when I go back."
Zhou Jia's cheeks turned red.
“Hey~~~~~~”
The city god sighed like a long sigh.
"Don't you want to have long-term blessings? Wealth is only five generations, but poverty lasts only three years. Don't you want to break this law? I am the righteous god. If I bless you, you will live a peaceful life for a hundred years. The descendants are either high officials or rich people, and the family will never decline. Because I am a god, I can do all these easily!
I can give it to you even if you want immortality! Mortals, don’t be confused by the wealth in front of you, and don’t be foolish again! Look at it longer! I’m all for your own good!"
As he said that, the City God seemed to spit out again, a ray of light fell on the altar, a jade plate filled with three beating hearts, one heart wrote about blessings, one heart wrote about fortune, and one heart wrote about longevity.
"This is a thousand-year blessing heart, a thousand-year blessing heart, and a thousand-year life heart. As long as you are willing to replace these three hearts, you can protect you from a thousand-year blessing, get a thousand-year fortune, and live a long life for a thousand-year!"
Chapter completed!