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Chapter 7 Why? I'm just an air conditioner!

When Lin Quan opened the door of the rental house, he quickly pinched his nose, and a shocking smell emanated from the room.

"What's going on?"

Lin Quan frowned, quickly turned on the light, looked into the room, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

I saw a fat man lying straight in the middle of the small living room. The key was that there was a large pool of unknown liquid under him and on the floor around him, emitting a nauseating smell.

"Fatty Xu?"

Lin Quan was a little confused about the current situation.

Tao Yaoyao, who was hanging behind her, stretched out her little head, took a look, and immediately showed a angrily expression.

"It's related to you?"

Lin Quan noticed Tao Yaoyao's abnormality and couldn't help but say, "What's going on?"

Tao Yaoyao rubbed her little hands with an innocent look on her face, "This man suddenly ran over during the day and broke into your house privately. Then I scared him a little, and then it became like this."

"He came here to install the air conditioner for me."

Lin Quan was a little speechless, and suddenly realized that he had thought about something he had missed earlier and said to Tao Yaoyao: "I thought you would sneak away after I left, so I didn't tell him your existence."

Tao Yaoyao said helplessly: "I want to slip away, but how can I slip away with such a big sun during the day? You know, I almost... But then again, this fat man is too brave, right? I didn't even control the hallucination, but I was a little scared with my original appearance, and I actually lie in my body since I was in the morning?"

The ghost was afraid of the sun, Lin Quan nodded, saying that he remembered it, and pursed his lips, "Fatty Xu could even pee his pants when watching a horror movie."

Tao Yaoyao stuck out her tongue, "So ugly!"

At this time, Lin Quan also roughly guessed what the large pool of unknown liquid under Fatty Xu was, and it was probably a mixture.

In such a hot weather, after Tao Yaoyao left, the temperature in the room rose. It would be strange if Fatty Xu lay there without dehydration. When sweat and another liquid were mixed, can the smell not be washed away?

"It's good, so I'll save money on air conditioning." Lin Quan felt happy, "Tao Yaoyao, hurry up and open the windows. I'll pick up the water. Fatty Xu is seriously dehydrated now. If you don't deal with it, it's probably dangerous."

"oh."

Tao Yaoyao nodded. She was a ghost and couldn't even breathe. Naturally, she couldn't smell the smell in the room, so she seemed very comfortable.

Lin Quan followed into the bathroom and received a basin of water.

Tao Yaoyao, who had opened the windows, looked at Lin Quan with a basin of water in confusion, wondering what he would do with Fatty Xu.

Then she saw Lin Quan splashing all the water in the basin on Fatty Xu several meters away, and then frowned in disgust.

Tao Yaoyao's mouth twitched, did you give me the phone bill?

A basin of water, the pole was effective. Fatty Xu's fingers moved, and he moaned on the ground for a long time, then opened his eyes and sat up in a daze.

At first glance, I saw Lin Quan who was facing him with a disgust.

"Brother Lin, where am I?"

Fatty Xu rubbed the back of his head, then was shocked, "Why did the back of my head hurt so much? Why can't I remember anything? Brother Lin, what did I encounter? Did I lose my memory?"

Lin Quan was also stunned and couldn't help looking at Tao Yaoyao.

Tao Yaoyao spread her hands and said that it was nothing to do with me.

"Oh, I remembered it, Brother Lin, I'm here to install the air conditioner for you..."

Fatty Xu was confused, "But... why did the back of my head hurt so much? Wait... Brother Lin, it's not that you were jealous of my handsome face, so you held a grudge and deliberately led me over and hit me with a blow, right?"

"puff!!"

Tao Yaoyao suddenly laughed and bent.

Lin Quan had no expression on his face, "I want to kill you now."

Fatty Xu smiled angrily when he heard this, then rubbed his head again. Suddenly, his two small eyes suddenly glared, "Brother Lin, you have something unclean at home!"

"oh?"

Lin Quan pointed behind Fatty Xu, "Are you talking about her?"

Fatty Xu was stunned for a moment, then looked in the direction of Lin Quan's finger, and then saw Tao Yaoyao who was smiling and stuck out his tongue at him.

"My mother!!"

Fatty Xu jumped three feet high, and at this moment he was as flexible as a rabbit, hurriedly hiding behind Lin Quan.

"You stay away from me."

Lin Quan couldn't stand the smell on his body and soaked in the mixed liquid for a while. Who can resist this? He quickly moved several steps to the side and stared at Fatty Xu who was trying to follow him.

Fatty Xu moved his mouth, and finally, under Lin Quan's threatening eyes, he had to be nailed to the spot with resentment.

"Brother Lin, she is..."

Lin Quan nodded and affirmed Fatty Xu's guess, "That's right, it's a ghost, but you don't have to worry, she won't kill you for no reason."

Fatty Xu swallowed with a "gudong" and secretly looked at Tao Yaoyao who was smiling. Looking at the dark and faint pupils, he felt cold in his heart and didn't dare to look at him anymore. He quickly turned his head and looked at Lin Quan again.

The look seemed to be saying: Brother Lin, did you still say you don’t know how to do martial arts?

Since he discovered that Lin Quan’s grandfather was a Taoist priest, he thought Lin Quan was not a simple person, but Lin Quan always emphasized that he was just an ordinary person. Now? He has started raising ghosts, and you still say that you are an ordinary person?

When did ordinary people get so wild?

Obviously, Fatty Xu's imagination that was no less than Tao Yaoyao had happened, and he unauthorizedly regarded Tao Yaoyao as a little devil raised by Lin Quan.

But the next moment he felt that this was an opportunity. Now Lin Quan no longer concealed his extraordinaryness. He felt that if he could linger Lin Quan more slander than before, Lin Quan might be soft-hearted and would have told him some of his real skills.

So, "Brother Lin, are you missing pendants on your legs? Please keep hanging me on your legs!!"

"You want to use your more than 200 kilograms of meat to drag me to death?"

Lin Quan was shocked and waved his hand, "Since you're fine, just get out of here and ask you to install an air conditioner for me. In the end, I still have to clean up what flows from you."

Fatty Xu scratched his face and looked at the large pool of liquid on the ground awkwardly, feeling embarrassed to throw it to his grandma's house. However, this is a big deal, he is not lazy in the root of this matter!

He glanced at Tao Yaoyao innocently, but he didn't dare to blame the other party, so he could only pat his chest, "Brother Lin, one person does things and one person, let me clean it."

Lin Quan covered his nose with disgust, "Please get out quickly, Tao Yaoyao, come and clean it."

Tao Yaoyao, who was watching the show happily, was stunned. Why did she pull it on her body? She glared at her, "Why? I'm just an air conditioner!"

Lin Quan: "Congratulations, you have been upgraded. From now on, I will appoint you as the honorary maid of the Lin family in the name of the head of the Lin family. The main function is air conditioning, but it also has the work of washing, cooking, mopping the floor, washing dishes, and warming the quilt. Cough, do it well."

He patted Tao Yaoyao on the shoulder and solemnly entrusts a mop to her.

Tao Yaoyao looked at the mop in her hand with dull eyes.

Fatty Xu expressed his surprise at this wave of operation and secretly gave Lin Quan a thumbs up.

Lin Quan: "You fuck you get out of here!"
Chapter completed!
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