Chi Xiaonian in front of the screen felt a thrill, and she suddenly had an ominous premonition

Early in the morning, I decided to become a 24-filial boyfriend of the socialist pig farmer. I just started a busy day in the kitchen.

As soon as he beat the egg into the oil pan, he felt the phone in his pocket shake.

It was the news sent by Bu Yao.

Yu Shenguang flipped the eggs with a spatula, and replied with one hand.

Yu Shenguang received the document in confusion, clicked it in a daze, and then

With a 'slam', the spatula fell to the ground.

What does it feel like to be a simple and cute little girlfriend whom you have always regarded as her father suddenly take off her pure coat and turn into a professional racer?

Yu Shenguang: I feel like I drive toy cars

Recalling all the past, he instantly felt that he was the little white rabbit under the claws of a big bad wolf, pitiful and weak and helpless.

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Based on the mentality of having to read the things written by his girlfriend, Yu Shenguang turned page after page with a blushing face.

Chi Xiaonian was wearing her furry pajamas and jumping downstairs, she smelled a muddy smell coming from the kitchen, even accompanied by the green smoke that was about to burn.

What I knew was that Yu Shenguang was cooking inside, and those who didn't know thought he was going to burn himself.

Chi Xiaonian was so scared that she rushed to the kitchen, and then she saw him a man of about 1.8 meters tall, as stiff as a steel pipe in the kitchen playing with his cell phone, blushing so much that he wanted to bury himself in his clothes.

The fire was on, and the fried eggs in the pot had already turned into a black ball, and the oil temperature was so high that black smoke began to rise. Then, with a sound of whirling, the oil pan actually caught fire.

On fire

Chi Xiaonian, who has never entered the kitchen, has never seen such a scene. She was so scared that she took a big step back and pulled Yu Shenguang and was about to run: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yu Shenguang, who had just been brainwashed by various domineering generals, bent down and patted her head, and smiled evilly: Woman, wait for me to come back.

Then, under Chi Xiaonian's confusion gaze, he took a basin of water and rushed in, with a strong aura of being tied with explosives to blow up the bunkers, and he died with a heroic look on his face.

Chi Xiaonian didn't know what kind of wind he suddenly blew, but he only knew that hot oil would be terrible when it encountered cold water. He stretched out his hand and wrapped it tightly around his waist: No! You can't go! Yingjun and I can't live without you!

It's like a drama of the era of wars and separation.

You don’t have to persuade me anymore, I’m determined to leave. Yu Shenguang said, prying open her hand, leaving a sentence of “Take good care for yourself and Yingjun”, and rushed in without hesitation.

Chi Xiaonian opened her eyes in horror, stretched out Erkang's hand to his far away back, and shouted in a very playful way: No—

Accompanied by her shrill screams, there was a crackling sound of oil coming from the kitchen, followed by a loud "byiyim" and everything was over.

Not only did the fried eggs be cooked into charcoal, but even the rice he steamed was fryed directly because he forgot to put water, leaving only the pan of charred popcorn.

As a socialist pig farmer who can cook rice at the age of five and seven, who can make soup at the age of seven, is determined to catch his girlfriend's stomach, Yu Shenguangsheng fried the kitchen for the first time.

When Chi Xiaonian pushed open the door and rushed in, he saw him lowered his head and said with a deep pain: Don’t tell my mother.

If his mother knew about it, she would definitely write it on the small notebook and then when she was unhappy, she would look up the old account book and laugh at him!

Chi Xiaonian: If you don’t tell, you won’t tell anything, so you will be sad! I’m so scared that I thought you had a terminal illness after being blown up.

She pulled the hem of his clothes and signaled him to lower his head, then held his face to look on the left and on the right, and then slapped it after confirming that it was not injured. Stars seemed to be broken into his big black eyes, and he smiled and said: It's good that it wasn't hurt.

A fragment automatically popped up in Yu Shenguang's mind: He used his slender fingers to pinch Lu Yan's chin, his narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and his low voice was dangerous and charming. Man, you are playing with fire.

Then he reached out to a princess hug, put this little thing that was ignorant on the kitchen table and tidied up.

Yu Shenguang didn't dare to take a closer look at the specific way to clean it up. Anyway, it was put on the cooking table. The next step might be to kill people and dismantle the body and store it in the refrigerator.

In this way, he will lose one competitor when the game is played.

When Yu Shenguang thought of her classic works, he felt a little hotter. He reached out and zipped his coat to the top, then buried his face in his clothes, and left the kitchen as if he ran away.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but now he blushed even in the same space with her. Even the air seemed to exude the luxurious atmosphere in the domineering man's flesh, reminding him all the time: she is an old driver, she is an old driver, she is an old driver

While being ashamed, he felt a little embarrassed. As a boyfriend, he actually knew more than a child as her.

Yu Shenguang walked all the way to the dining table and sat down. He decisively opened his phone and decided to take a closer look. He even had to understand the meaning of each punctuation mark!

Although he has lost at the starting line, his legs are long! It’s not a matter of minutes to surpass Chi Xiaonian’s short legs!

So, with the mentality of learning, Yu Shenguang once again opened his wife's classic work txt.

Two minutes later

Chi Xiaonian followed her from the kitchen in confusion and saw her boyfriend lying on the dining table, her whole face buried in her arms. She was even more shy than the girl in her youth.

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Chi Xiaonian: It’s over, my domineering CEO’s boyfriend has begun to develop in the direction of suffering!

Moreover, the more others' boyfriends are, the more shameless they are. Why do they become more innocent as their boyfriends are?

Judging from his current situation where he has to blush for a long time when holding hands, Chi Xiaonian feels that they have a lot of hope to embrace platonic love and implement a sexless marriage.

As a meat-literary maniac, she may not taste the taste of meat in her life, which is too terrible!

She absolutely does not allow this kind of thing to happen!

Chi Xiaonian walked up and pinched his ears that were almost bleeding, and said softly: Ji Jiang, are you sick?
Chapter completed!