Some people chatted with NV friends on the surface, but silently clicked on Baidu behind their backs and searched for classic quotes from the domineering president.

Two minutes later, Chi Xiaonian felt a g of evil and crazy aura coming to her face, and the emitter of this g aura was not someone else, but her mentally retarded boyfriend!

【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only j Jiang: nv person, you'd better take less care of my business.】

【The girl who scratched her palm: Did you turn against you?】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one. Please correct your identity, you are just my love.]

Chi Xiaonian: "..."eeme? He just took a fucking hand and was infected by Lu Opera Eyes?

The power of the drama artist is so terrifying!

【The girl who scratched her palm: What if I don’t?】

[You are the electricity, you are the light, you are the only j Jiang: Don’t you just want money? Take this 50 million and get out of here!]

[The girl who scratched her palms: Wow, you dare to let me get out? (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴]

Yu Shenguang, who was attached to the boss, suddenly became timid.

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only j-sauce:┬┬ノ(-ノ) I will give you a hundred yuan, and you will not be allowed to go home until you spend it.]

Chi Xiaonian was immediately admitted to his conscience and started to tease him with bad intentions.

【The girl who scratched her palms: Damn man, no one dared to talk to me like this, you are the first one.】

【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only j Jiang:⊙w⊙I was wrong.】

While admitting his mistake, some people clicked on the WeChat dialog box for help.

Before Lu Yan could finish watching the review of a game, he saw Guangguang, who had just been teased by him, sending him another message.

【Jungler Xiao Guangguang: Lu Shen⊙w⊙】

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: G? You want to use your beautiful words to attract me, and then rekindle my old love with me?]

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: Is it the kind of person who can't stand the temptation? So don't be foolish. A good man like me doesn't even look at a bitch when he goes out on the street, let alone a male dog like you who can't even twist it back with a wrench.]

【I am so happy to be robbed by the pig: unless you give me the championship, everything will be free of discussion.】

[Jungler Xiao Guangguang: What should I do if I make my NV friends angry?]

Lu Yan: "..."

【I am so happy to be urged by the pig: I am the most experienced in coaxing my friends!】

[Jungler Xiao Guangguang: I would like to hear the details.]

So, a certain y-chie who just lost the game began to talk seriously and called him "The Book of Collecting Friends".

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: The first book for coaxing friends. When she complains to you that my aunt is in pain, she does not want to get your security, but wants to get scientific solutions and suggestions. Of course, you should answer coolly: Drink more hot water.]

【Jungler Xiao Guangguang:⊙w⊙and what?】

[It is so happy to be urged by the pig: The second book of coaxing NV friends. When she says to you, "I'm angry," she doesn't want you to coax her, and she can't buy her lipstick bags. This will make her mistakenly think that in your eyes, she is just a nv person who is greedy for your money. In order to show your knowledge and talent, you should use the simplest truth to enlighten her. Reply to her: I'm not angry if others are angry, and no one will take care of you when you get sick.]

【Jungle's Xiaoguang

Light: And there is...]

[I was so happy to be urged by the pig: If she asks you whether the game is important or me, she actually hopes that as a professional player, you can focus on your work, not be busy with love all day, and focus more energy on training. At this time, you who are responsible for making money to support your family should of course answer gently: Of course, the game is important, little fool.]

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: If you are still alive after saying this, you will ask again without fear of death: Will you be in a dark place tonight?]

【Jungler Xiao Guangguang:...Is this really the case?】

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: If she asks you, who will she and your mother fall into the water at the same time, you are actually testing your character. How can a person who is not filial to his own mother be responsible for his nv friends? So don't hesitate when encountering this problem, and answer with a brisk answer: Save my mother!]

Yu Shenguang thought about it carefully. If this was the case, he should not even have the chance to get close to him...

This kind of opportunity for heroes to save beauty will not let his father go!

Maybe he finally swam over and his dad would let him go wherever he was cool...

So he should save rice cake. She has such short legs and is not as fast as she can swim...

And Lu Yan's "Q-Chasing Crematorium Book" continues...

【I was so happy to be urged by the pig: When she asked you, "Are I fat again?", she actually wanted to hear you tell the truth, because there are too many people outside complimenting her. As the person she is closest to and trusting, you must not deceive her. At this time, you should smile at her and say: Yes, fat woman.]

[It's so happy to be urged by the pig: the kind little nickname will bring you closer faster, and the sweetness is so great!]

【Jungler Xiao Guangguang: But rice cake is not fat at all⊙w⊙】

【I am so happy to be whispered by the pig: calling the little fat pig will make her look more attractive. Finally, I will teach you the common words you use when chatting, which will make you more grateful~]

[It's so happy to be urged by the pig: say hehe when you want to laugh, this will make your temperament a little alienated in a cold way, a little noble in a forbidden way, a little crazy in an evil way, what domineering boss is like, what do you look like, from the inside out to the outside.]

[I was so happy to be urged by the pig: When she asked you, you said: Can you not let x? Every punctuation mark is full of pampering!]

【I am so happy to be urged by the pig: When she questioned you, you answered "Whatever you think", which is giving her the maximum freedom, which is simply a sign of spoiling her to heaven.】

[I am so happy to be urged by the pig: There is also 'It's good that you are happy', which is just telling her that the sadness in the whole world is not as important as her happiness alone. Mary Sue's male protagonist must have love words for flirting with M!]

[I am very happy to be robbed by the pig: Those who believe in me will have eternal life. Finally, I wish you a happy moment when you are quarreling. Afterwards, get out of the crematorium.]

【Jungle Xiao Guangguang:???]

[It's so happy to be urged by the pig: Just a joke. After mastering these skills, I promise that you will be happy to coax Q for a while, and you will always be happy to coax Q. Go and try it quickly. If you have any emotional problems, please come again~]

After fooling him, Lu Yan cut back to the game screen.

While watching the review, he sighed: If Guangguang had to miss the game because he was beaten by his NV friend... that would be great.

What he didn't expect was that Yu Shenguang was no longer the silly and sweet thing he used to back then. He had read Chi Xiaonian's collection of r-written articles!

And more than once!!!

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Chapter completed!