Shameless!
Summer is so shameless.
He hadn't jumped up at a distance of 30 centimeters and almost fell to the ground. He finally climbed up and wanted Red Bull.
The beauty of black stockings completely collapsed.
The people in the audience also wanted to rush up and kick Xia Tian.
The foreheads of the ten old men in Jiangnan were covered with black lines.
"Idiot!" Mei Zhu said together with his swords.
"What is this guy doing? Did he accidentally block my punch just now?" The old monster from the Poison Sect began to wonder. He even suspected that he had made a mistake just now, so this guy was fine.
Chen Qing on the stage was almost speechless: "Are you sure you want to fight?"
"Fight! Of course I'll fight. Let me tell you, don't underestimate me. I was able to punch Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten when I was fifteen. In recent years, I have almost no opponents in our village." Xia Tian said very seriously.
Despicable! Shameless!
This is what those people in the audience say about him.
And here is the Dragon Destroyer Conference selecting the leader.
Everyone here is the top masters, but he is just powerful in the village and has almost no opponents, which means he is not invincible in the village.
"Go down!" the people in the audience kept shouting.
"Tsk, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness!" Xia Tian looked at the people in the audience with great disdain.
He slowly sat up.
Xia Tian took out a mirror from his pocket. The moment he opened the mirror, he covered his left eye and kept rolling on the ground. Seeing his appearance, everyone was stunned because they didn't know what had happened just now.
Xia Tian just looked at the mirror.
"Oh my god, it hurts so much. I just looked at me in the mirror and actually blinded my eyes." Xia Tian took out an eye mask and covered his left eye.
Hearing his words, the people below were almost cursing, and the masters were all speechless.
They have now completely confirmed that Xia Tian is definitely a happy waiter.
"Hey, this is a competition." Chen Qing could not help it.
"Of course I know this is a competition, otherwise why would I come up and do it? I'm ready and can start." Xia Tian said seriously.
Seeing Xia Tian ready for battle so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned. They began to wonder if Xia Tian was deliberately pretending to be like this just now.
Chen Qing has lost his patience.
The famous sword Tianque in his right hand swept across, and his sword was very fast. If it hits this time, Xia Tian's head would be cut off directly.
Swish!
Not hit!
Everyone had an incredible face.
Even Chen Qing was slightly stunned. He didn't hit the opponent with such a quick sword.
"Oh, why are the shoelaces still open?" Xia Tian was squatting there and tying his shoelaces at this time.
After he finished, he stood up and said, "Okay, this time I'm ready and it's time to start."
When everyone heard Xia Tian's words, they didn't know what to say. Everyone thought he had successfully avoided Chen Qing's sword just now, but they didn't expect Xia Tian to squat down and tie his shoelaces. He didn't know that the other party had drawn the sword at all.
In other words, his luck is so good at reporting.
"Damn, this guy is so superb. He can actually avoid Chen Qing's sword by tying his shoelaces."
"How can such a person have the confidence to come to power?"
"Go down quickly!"
Everyone in the audience was very dissatisfied. They thought Xia Tian had no real skills and was just a funny guy.
"I don't know him!" The beauty of black stockings looked at Xia Tian with disgust.
The ten elders of Jiangnan kept shook their heads. A good dragon-destroying conference would turn into a farce. This guy was not here to compete at all, he was just here to perform sketches.
The Meizhu Swords could not even get angry with Xia Tian because they were completely broken by Xia Tian.
"I was actually blocked by such a person as an attack. It's so embarrassing." The old monster of the Poison Sect felt very embarrassing.
Xia Tian looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said, "Accompanying you, accompanying you, accompanying you to hit the big wall, come on, I'm ready."
Chen Qing was really angry this time.
After all, I was also a master. I had been playing this stage with such a funny guy for so long. He swept across the board with a sword again, faster than before.
"I'm here!" Xia Tian shouted.
Bang!
Xia Tian's body lay directly on the ground, and Chen Qing's sword failed to cut anything.
"md, it hurts so much." Xia Tian rubbed his nose and crawled back. Everyone saw that his right shoelace was actually hanging on the wood, which means that he was tripped just now.
He could actually trip over.
I'm afraid this is not even the strength of the yellow level.
But everyone thought again that although he was tripped, he actually miraculously avoided Chen Qing's sword.
"Are you going to fight?" Chen Qing was almost collapsed.
This guy can actually trip over his shoelaces.
"Wait! Don't worry." Xia Tian sat on the ground and pulled out the shoelaces from the piece of wood. Then he sat there and looked at Chen Qing and said, "Can I have some food first and then fight?"
"No!" Chen Qing said coldly.
"Where is that one drink some water?" Xia Tian asked again.
"Not even!" Chen Qing looked at Xia Tian angrily and said.
"Then I can urinate, right?" Xia Tian continued to ask.
"Are you finished?" Chen Qing was almost dying of Xia Tian's temper. He wanted to slap the guy in front of him with one sword now.
"Then let me move on! Warm up, you can see that those people in the Olympics warm up first." Xia Tian said that, he started doing sit-ups, push-ups, trotting and stretching legs.
His actions caused all the people around him to collapse, and this time he really collapsed.
This is a competition, and it is a competition between experts. His opponent is Nan Kow Wei Guang, one of the four major Chinese masters, and he actually compared the Olympics.
"Damn it, I warn you that I have a bad temper." Chen Qing looked at Xia Tian angrily.
"Then change it!" Xia Tian took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them on his hands.
"I'll change your sister!" Chen Qing slashed directly with a sword. The famous sword in his hand Tianque was as fast as lightning. If this sword hit, Xia Tian would be directly chopped in half.
Down!
Two fingers.
Everyone looked at the two fingers, and their faces were filled with incredible words.
Chapter completed!