Chapter 813 Not the most shameless
When they heard this voice, the people in the Literature and Art Department were delighted.
Because they all know who the sound is.
As long as this sound appears, no matter how big it is, it can be solved.
"Who, who is so unqualified?" said the experts very dissatisfied.
"Mr. Expert, I have a very serious question. Can you answer me?" Xia Tian looked at the expert and asked. He, Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin walked out from behind the crowd.
"What's the question? Ask." The experts said proudly.
They think that they are experts, what is experts? That is, they know everything and know everything.
Even if they don’t know, they can pretend to know, because others don’t know those questions, so what they say will become the answer.
"When it's hot, should you put watermelon in the refrigerator?" Xia Tian looked at the experts and asked.
Put watermelon in refrigerator?
This question seems very simple, but the experts frowned one by one. For them, the simpler the question, the more troublesome it is to answer, because they believe that the other party will never ask such a simple question.
So they have to do a good job of research.
Their research took five or six minutes.
"We have done research. It is not possible to keep watermelon in the refrigerator when it is hot, because it will destroy the vitamin abcdefg in it after being stored in the refrigerator for more than five minutes." The experts concluded.
"Oh, so that's it." Xia Tian said with admiration: "But experts, do you have common sense in life? Who is eating watermelon to supplement the vitamin abcdefg on hot days?"
"This is because you don't understand science anymore. No matter how much you tell you, you won't understand." Those experts were embarrassed by Xia Tian's words, but they still forced themselves to say.
The people around almost didn't laugh.
"I am worthy of being an expert, but I have knowledge. I have another problem, which is the gravity acceleration problem in physics. I heard others say that as long as I have a height of high enough, even paper and water droplets can penetrate a person's head. Is that true?" Xia Tian asked in confusion.
"This question is not necessary to discuss. It is natural, and gravity acceleration can penetrate everything." The experts said casually. Even elementary school students can do this problem, so they naturally cannot defeat them.
"Oh, I'm worthy of being an expert. Experts have never been wet in the rain." Xia Tian suddenly realized.
Hearing Xia Tian's words, the people around him could no longer help, and they all laughed. When they heard the laughter around them, the experts felt their faces hot. Now they finally understood that the person in front of them was not really asking them questions, but insulting them.
"Damn it, you dare to insult our experts. If you don't hand over that painting, we will ask the police to help." This is the method that experts like to use the most.
Force others to hand over things with force.
"This thing has no value to us, but we just don't want to hand it over. What do you think you should do?" Xia Tian looked at the experts with a smile and asked.
"Hmph, I tell you, there is nothing we can't get when we want." The leading expert said coldly. At the same time, four security guards walked out from behind him, saying that if you don't hand over the things, we will take action.
"No one can take away what I don't want to hand over." Xia Tian said with a smile on his face.
His smile was casual, as if he hadn't seen the other party's four security guards.
"You four, take the things down for me. There is no policeman when he comes later. We are people with documents." The expert said to the four security guards.
When Bing Xin heard the other party say he wanted to take action, he walked up directly. All the people from the Literature and Art Department came over one by one. A boy from the Literature and Art Department who was familiar with in the summer even came forward: "What are you going to do? You want to fight and bully people? There are so many people here, let's judge together."
"What are you four standing there? Take it?" the expert said loudly. The four security guards walked forward directly. They pushed the boy from the Literature and Art Department to the point where they were about to stand up to judge.
Xia Tian directly pressed him to the ground and gave him a wink.
"Oh, I've hit someone, the expert has hit someone." Xia Tian shouted loudly, all the blood he made from was falling to the mouth of the boy from the Literature and Art Department.
The boy from the Literature and Art Department heard Xia Tian’s words.
Ahem!!
"I feel like I'm going to die. I'm suffering from internal injuries and should not be able to save me anymore. Everyone must make decisions for me. Even if I sue the Central District, I will make decisions for me." The boy from the Literature and Art Department could cough up bleeding every time he coughed.
And he pretended to be terminally ill.
"I've killed someone, the expert has killed someone." Xia Tian shouted again.
"Don't shout, he fell down by himself." The security guards explained hurriedly.
"Ah! I'm going to die."
The boy from the Literature and Art Department began to foam at his mouth.
"Oh my God, the earth, where is the law of heaven, and where is the law of kings? We are all just a group of students. But because we are good at studying and better at painting the newspaper, we will be treated like this. Is there any law of kings? Is there any law?" Xia Tian shouted loudly. When he heard his words, the people around him really felt like they were bullied.
"Don't you shout, didn't you just push it? How could it be so serious? I'll go and take a look." The expert was about to come over after he said that.
"What are you going to do? Are you killing someone to silence? You are too cruel. Students, you have to make the decision for us. You can't let him get close to our classmates, otherwise they will definitely kill someone to silence them. Then they will use the experts' words to say that our classmates will die naturally, which will be bad. Anyway, they are experts, and no one dares to refute anything they say." Xia Tian's words made the students around who were already excited and full of justice.
Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin behind Xia Tian were already stunned. They didn't expect that after seeing each other for a few days, Xia Tian became even more shameless. In the past, Xia Tian liked to do anything, but now it's different. His move is even more enjoyable than hitting people directly.
Bing Xin originally thought she could show off her skills, but in the end she turned out to be like this. Even if Xia Tian's acting skills were won by the Oscars, there would be no problem.
The boy from the literature and art department lying on the ground has great acting skills. He can do whatever Xia Tian says.
"The police are here."
Just then, someone shouted behind the crowd.
Chapter completed!