Chapter 134: Playing
After getting on the car, Zhou Dong realized that many scenes of recording variety shows like this are "posed". For example, guests often visit "suddenly" in this column, and people in the Mushroom House guessed, "Oh, who is here, I'm so excited."
Actually, I knew who was coming yesterday. The guests who walked towards the Mushroom House with a suitcase with a "hard" in the show were all taken by the program team in advance by car, and the shooting began to be performed a hundred or ten meters away from the Mushroom House.
This is actually not a fraud. It is like this to do a show. Is it true that Teacher Yu is dragging his suitcase to take a taxi by himself and catches the program team off guard?
Excessive pursuit of reality is a kind of pretentiousness. Compared to variety shows where many contestants sell miserable stories and telling stories, their ideal life has been restored as much as possible; the owners of the Mushroom House really have to live in the mountains for two or three months. Don’t think that a season only has a few episodes. In fact, this is similar to filming a movie, and many scenes have to be repeated.
When I saw the legendary Teacher Yu, this famous playmaker in Kyoto was waiting in the wind. Today, the wind was not small, and Teacher Yu's new silk Tang suit blew and blew, and then I saw the benefits of perming my head. No matter how the wind passed through the hair, the head shape was not messy at all.
Teacher Yu was wearing a pair of large sunglasses, with cigarettes curling in his hands, and a slightly erect belly, which was quite a bit of big brother's temperament. The drivers of the black car who were pulling passengers next to the high-speed rail station were all intimidated by their momentum, and stood aside from afar and did not dare to come over. They just gathered together and whispered, "This person looks familiar, isn't Teacher Yu?" "Which teacher Yu?" "Hey, it's the one who sucks the big intestine early in the morning." "Forget it, you are Teacher Yu's father, Mr. Yu."
Seeing the people from the program team coming over, Teacher Yu took off his sunglasses, and whether they were responsible for the camera or the illumination, they all greeted him: "Oh, thank you everyone, thank you everyone for your hard work."
‘It is hard to see humanity, it must be the world’.
This is the demeanor of a serious old-fashioned man, the style of a man in the capital; otherwise, what if Teacher Yu has friends all over the world and has a wider connection than his partner Teacher Guo?
The people from the program team quickly replied the gift, feeling so comfortable. Look at Teacher Yu, who is so big and respects us so much, is an old artist after all.
Teacher Yu greeted him, then set his eyes on Zhou Dong and Cheng Qian, and laughed: "Oh, it seems that my show is quite good, and a golden boy and jade girl come to greet him. I was moved and moved, what did the 'Princess Princess' say? Did you bring the county Ma Master too?"
People who speak crosstalk like to joke, but jokes and annoying are different things; Teacher Yu’s name is Cheng Qian’s “Princess Madam”, which refers to the role she plays in the new drama. Moreover, Teacher Yu’s eyes are so vicious that at first glance, Cheng Qian, who is standing next to Zhou Dong, looked at Zhou Dong with deep meaning.
As soon as he started this joke, Cheng Qian must be happy. As for Zhou Dong, as long as he is still a man, he will not turn against him because of this kind of joke. This is all experience in the martial arts world.
Sure enough, Cheng Qian felt so comfortable: "Teacher Yu, why did you make a joke when you meet? This is not OK!"
He said it was not possible, but he felt ten thousand in his heart. Although Zhou Dong felt a little strange, he didn't hate this joke very much. It was really strange.
They all agreed in advance, and this was a recording. Afterwards, they would delete his camera without Zhou Dong's consent. Zhou Dong didn't have much concern. He called Teacher Yu into the car and said, "When I was seriously ill, I listened a lot to you and Teacher Guo's crosstalk. Every time I listened to a period of time, I felt much better. I still have your fans."
Teacher Yu smiled and said, "Don't, if you want to make it, you have to make 'steel wire', don't make 'fish wire'?" Everyone in the car laughed. Cheng Qian seemed to be casually driving, "Xiaochu Zhou, have you still got sick?"
"Ah, I have a little depression, it's much more stable now." Zhou Dong didn't say it was bipolar disorder. It would be bad if he turned around and scared him. Anyway, it was almost the same.
"This is a disease of wealth and honor, it's nothing. Just listen to a few more crosstalks."
Teacher Yu smiled and looked at Zhou Dong: "This brother looks at him, why did the princess call you 'Xiao Chu'?"
"Teacher Yu, you should call me Xiaoqian... His name is Zhou Dong, he is not a person in the entertainment industry, but a chef from Jiuzhou Dingshi." Cheng Qian said.
"Don't, I'd better call you Qianqian. Call Xiaoqian. I'm afraid I'll get goosebumps..."
Teacher Yu joked again, turned to look at Zhou Dong and said, "No wonder, I said, why does this brother look a little tender? It turns out that he is not a person in the entertainment industry?
I have heard of Jiuzhou Dingshi, a five-star hotel under Shangzhou Group, Xiao Zhou, are you here to work as a technical consultant?
This is not the same? This show mainly watches "Huang Xiaochu". The theme should not be a competition of cooking skills. Home-cooked cuisine and rural life are the themes. Is it said that the style of this fourth season is about to be changed?"
Zhou Dong smiled: "Teacher Yu, you misunderstood. I happened to be here for vacation in Fengqi Village. I didn't come to participate in the program, it just happened."
"Oh, is that?" Teacher Yu glanced at Cheng Qian who was driving and laughed: "It will be good when it happens, it will be good when it happens. I'm going to say that Xiao Zhou, I'm just a hobby for crosstalk and movies, and it's not my job. So, my trip is a perfect match, haha."
Zhou Dong was very curious: "Saying crosstalk isn't your job?" He thought to himself that your supporting role has reached the level of perfection, but it's just a hobby?
"That's definitely not. I have two jobs. The first is to play, the second is to eat... Xiao Zhou, don't laugh. The four major things in life: eating, drinking, playing, and having fun! Eating and drinking are one code, and having fun is actually one code. In the end, isn't it just eating and playing?
You said, how many years can a person live in this life? One hundred years or eighty years? What's the point of living without eating or playing!"
Zhou Dong had nothing to say for a moment. Compared with Teacher Yu, his "robot" is basically something that he doesn't understand; on the contrary, his father and Teacher Yu should have a certain common language, and they are both philosophers who are open-minded.
Cheng Qian stopped doing it and frowned and said, "Teacher Yu, you are not allowed to take Zhou Dong apart. He is still young! No..."
Zhou Dong shook his head: "Cheng Qian, you don't understand that Teacher Yu's eating and playing is not decadent, but real wisdom and insight in life."
Cheng Qian didn't say anything after hearing this. She walked out of the mountains step by step. After suffering countless hardships, she knew the truth that "only you can win if you love to fight"; Teacher Yu's philosophy of life, which is so far away from her, who sees through life and laughs at the world.
"Ha, I really didn't see it. Xiao Zhou, you really have some chats with me. Okay, we guys have to get closer..."
Teacher Yu is really not a good person. From the Kyoto roast duck to the slightest stew, from the Sanhe Liu’s gourd to the grasshopper cricket.
How can I let the grasshoppers survive the winter? It’s not just air conditioning and heating. You have to hold it in your arms. Only with popular grasshoppers can you have confidence? It’s said that this cricket is seven centimeters and a treasure, but it’s not enough to just look at the size. There are big crickets in people. It’s the same. It also depends on the seeds and how you train them...
Anyway, it is flowers, birds, insects, fish, and cultural antiques. What are the eight major cuisines for eating and drinking? Teacher Yu is really very exquisite in eating. Not to mention in the Kyoto circle, even in the whole of China, it must be the only scorpion shit.
Not to mention Cheng Qian, even Zhou Dong was stunned. When he heard that Teacher Yu recently published a book called "Playing", he was even more shocked. He could learn from playing. Can you say that this is not someone else's job?
"Xiao Zhou, as the saying goes, eating and playing is not apart, so I am preparing another book, the title is "Eat". You are an expert, and I will have to trouble you in the future."
Zhou Dong nodded blankly: "Oh, I must help you, Teacher Yu." Teacher Yu has such lofty ambitions. In Zhou Dong's opinion, it is not called help, but to join in the grand ceremony...
"By the way, Xiao Zhou, is your Red Case or White Case in Jiuzhou Dingshi? Which dish?"
When we got to know each other, we started to talk about it. This is where Teacher Yu is. As soon as we start, we ask people what they do and how much money they earn is the naughty green and the chicks.
"Teacher Yu, don't look at Xiaochu Zhou as young. He is now the head anvil of Luchu, and he is also the 'master' on the breakfast department's white table."
When Cheng Qian talked about Zhou Dong's "glorious achievements", she smiled on her face as if she had achieved something.
"Qianqian, wait first, why do I sound so chaotic?"
Teacher Yu said, "Why are you both the anvil and the white ones? Xiao Zhou, are you red and white? Lu Chu is pretty good. We northerners love this fresh and salty mouth, but what's going on with the breakfast department?"
Before Zhou Dong could speak, Cheng Qian answered again: "Teacher Yu, don't know that he was on the Lu Chu and the breakfast department.
People can make any pasta. Even an old man named Yi loves to eat it, and he doesn't miss it every day. It is said that Mr. Yi is also a famous food expert in Kyoto!"
"Oh? I don't know any foodie in Kyoto. The old man named Yi? Xiao Zhou, isn't Yi Zhiyu Yi Lao?" Teacher Yu was shocked.
"Teacher Yu is right, it's Yi Lao." Zhou Dong nodded, not thinking that there was anything. Not only Yi Lao, but also Huang Lao and the others come here often?
"Huh! Then I'm really right this time. Even Mr. Yi loves to eat the braised cookies you make, and that's definitely not bad. No, I have to try your skills. I have to know what the braised cookies that Mr. Yi refuses to fall into every day!"
Teacher Yu was so happy. His favorite food in his life was the food in Kyoto. He thought that he couldn't even come to Chu. He was just worried, but he didn't expect that it was another village.
Zhou Dong nodded and said, "It's great, but it's a pity that the old braised pot is not in Fengqi Mountain. I will have to go back to Chudu in a few days. I'm afraid that Teacher Yu, you will also return to Kyoto."
"I'll go back to Kyoto in a few days? Xiao Zhou, who did you hear? I understand, you're a misunderstanding."
After all, Teacher Yu is a smart person. He instantly figured out the joints and explained with a smile: "You have watched too much TV and thought the guests came to the Mushroom House and left for a day? That's not the case at all.
This time, two or three guests are coming. You only have to shoot on TV for one day, but in fact, the content of this day is afraid that it will take six or seven days. This is like making a movie. If an hour and a half movie can’t be filmed for two or three months?
So I didn't leave so quickly. Since we guys are here, we have to be able to keep up with the announcement fees given by the column team and others, right?"
Zhou Dong then realized: "So this is how the recording is?"
"Isn't that the case? I'm going to tell me, Xiao Zhou, you can stand up the old braised pot today, and it will be done in two days.
Having this thing is also a way to help Lao Huang reduce the burden. It is not easy for Lao Huang. He is in his fifties and has to keep cooking on the show. This job is so tiring."
Teacher Yu looked at Zhou Dong and seemed to see a bowl of top-notch braised and boiled firewood. It was really greedy.
"You misunderstood Teacher Yu, I probably won't participate in the show."
Zhou Dong still couldn't accept the public appearance on TV.
"No misunderstanding. Have you been on vacation in Fengqi Village these days? But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, you will get tired of it. What do you play every day? If this person doesn't know how to play anymore, how uncomfortable would it be?
You come to the mushroom house, and we guys can play together, right? Don’t think that this is a show, just treat it as a group of friends on vacation and live a few days of ideal life. How good is it?
Xiao Zhou, if you don’t want to show up on TV, wouldn’t it be better to cut off your part? What a big deal, it’s just a fun thing.”
Cheng Qian's heart moved and advised, "That's Zhou Xiaochu, Teacher Yu has spoken, don't bother, let's have fun together."
Zhou Dong thought about it and Teacher Yu was right. Is it a rare experience to stay alone in the village and compete with that big rooster every day?
Anyway, it's just fun.
When Zhou Dong arrived at the Mushroom House, he saw that the program team was really good at choosing a place. It was not far from the entrance of Ajie Valley that a two-story wooden building was built on a high ground, with a grass pavilion, a courtyard, sheep pen, and a dog kennel. All the facilities were similar to those in previous seasons.
The underground hot springs in Ajie Valley are far from the surface, and can keep the nearby temperature constant at more than ten degrees in winter. Now it is early summer, and the external temperature has exceeded 30 degrees, but I don’t feel that it is hot. At night, there will be no coldness in the deep mountains, which will have an excellent effect on health care.
The environment here is better than that of Li Xiuchen's family and more like a vacation place.
"Hey, it's Xiao Zhou? Oh, Chef Zhou is here, welcome!"
Teacher Yu just arrived and started recording the program tomorrow, so there would be no scene where Teacher Yu pulled the box and found the mushroom house alone. Cheng Qian and Teacher Yu directly called Zhou Dong and entered the mushroom house.
As soon as he walked into the yard, Teacher Huang saw Zhou Dong walking behind the two of them, and was immediately overjoyed.
Chapter completed!