Author: Yulan Lightning

It is said that Xu Ziling defeated Li Tang, pacified the world, and after global unification.

Luoyang, the imperial palace.

Xu Ziling stood on the high steps, quietly looking at the sky, silent.

‘Emperor! What are you thinking?’ Ouyang Xiyi asked behind him.

‘I was wondering if I could break the void and enter the heavenly realm!’ Xu Ziling sighed.

Since defeating Li Tang, conquering Japan, the West, and ascending the throne of the emperor, he was busy with government affairs during the day and dealing with a large number of gangs in the harem at night, but his time spent on cultivation was getting less and less, and his desire to break the void was getting farther and farther away.

‘Ah! Your Majesty! Do you miss the MM in the heaven? Chen heard that there are many beautiful MM in the heaven! That, he is so beautiful. Even a small maid has the appearance of falling fish and falling geese. It is really a paradise for men! ‘The affectionate young master Hou Xibai was drooling and his face was full of fantasy.

‘Well?’ Xu Ziling’s eyes lit up, and a thrilling light appeared in his eyes, showing his shocking and wailing ghosts and gods.

‘Yes, yes, I have also heard that the ratio of men and women in the heavenly world is 1 to 9, and men and 1 to 9, so all the beauties in the heavenly world are particularly unstable and have always been vassals of male immortals! The female immortals let the male immortals bully at will, and they will not make any noise. No wonder so many people have to break the void and enter the heavenly world after their whole lives! ‘The former chief manager of the Jianghuai Army, now the chief manager of the inner army, Du Fuwei; when he heard this topic, he couldn’t help but be very interested and quickly interrogated.

‘Where is the national teacher?’ Xu Ziling shouted. He almost didn’t even spit out when he heard Du Fuwei’s words.

‘I am here! I wonder what the emperor has to give?’ The old monster responded in a deep voice behind him.

Xu Ziling stared at the national master, who was also the thousand-year-old monster: "I believe you know that I have been working hard in the government in recent years, but my practice time is getting less and less. It is a distant dream to break the void with my own strength! I must know, what methods can make me break the void and enter the heaven!'

The old monster was challenged by Xu Ziling that year, and Xu Ziling defeated him with a 3-2 record and became the national teacher of the Chinese Empire. He thought for a while before slowly saying: "There is only one way!" He looked up at Xu Ziling, "But it's a bit difficult!"

‘Speak quickly! ‘Xu Ziling is extremely impatient, ‘I am the emperor, all the world is my world, and all the people in the world are my subjects! Is there anything else that can be rare for me? Don’t talk nonsense, just say it! I will be rewarded after I say it!’

‘There is only one method, that is, monthly tickets, recommendation tickets!’ The old monster said in a deep voice, ‘The legendary monthly tickets contain extremely powerful energy, hundreds of times stronger than those in Heshi Bi! If you can absorb a large amount of energy in monthly tickets, you will definitely be able to break the void and go directly to the heaven! If you have enough monthly tickets, you may also have the chance to win a lottery. If you succeed in the lottery, you can become the president of the heaven and be re-elected for three terms!’

‘Ah!’ Not only Xu Ziling, but also everyone couldn’t help but salivate.

Xu Ziling forced his ecstasy to suppress his heart, "Is there such a good thing? My dear, please tell me, is there anyone in history who has broken the void by relying on monthly tickets?"

The old monster said: ‘There are! And many! According to the historical books "Shenglong Road" and "The Ethereal Journey", Yi Chen and Li Qiang entered the heaven by breaking the void with a lot of monthly tickets. Legend has it that they were lucky enough to win the grand prize for the president of the heavenly world to be re-elected for 5 terms!’

‘Okay! OK! OK! I really deserve to be my beloved minister! This time you made great contributions! I will reward you with two dozen Feng’s bread made by Queen Zhenzhen himself and two bottles of Coke! ‘Xu Ziling’s tiger body shook, and a turtle-like aura surged into the sky. He laughed and said, obviously, the dragon face was very happy.

‘Thank you, the emperor!’ The old monster was so excited that he trembled all over.

‘Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor! I wish the emperor to break the void and enter the heaven!’ Du Fu Wei Yin Xianhe Ouyang Xiyi and others congratulate him.

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the next day.

All cities in the Huaxia Empire were covered with announcements: Please note that all citizens of China, Mr. Xu, the Emperor of China, collected monthly tickets and recommended tickets! He asked every household to donate monthly tickets. If someone was found to have someone hidden in his or her monthly tickets, he or she would immediately dismiss his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd his or herd!

Also, each family has to donate at least 5 recommendation tickets. If they don’t donate, or if they don’t donate enough, they will lose the opportunity to listen to Queen Shang Xiufang’s annual world cycle concert. Those families who refuse to donate will be punished to sweep the public toilet for a month.

Finally, I hope all Chinese citizens will not do anything irrational.

Warm reminder: If you don’t have any tickets, please go to Qidian website to apply for Qidian account. The website is: www.cmfu.com

----Huaxia Emperor Xu Gongzi

November 23, 7th

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As soon as the announcement was released, the whole people were wailing. In an instant, demonstrations, strikes, markets, classes, and performances came one after another. This announcement was really angering. Unexpectedly, Emperor Xu of the Chinese Emperor would issue this extremely unbearable announcement. It would be impossible to ask them to donate their lives! They have decided that they would never donate their votes.

‘Damn! Those unruly people! They asked them to donate some votes for their food and live, and they also pushed them to the public. Now they are still on strike and the market strike. The most hateful thing is to stop reading "Save the Tang Dynasty MM". Don’t you know that I have already stipulated the book "Save" as a must-read textbook for all people? And this year I have also compiled this book into the teaching syllabus of the Ministry of Education, which is necessary for the college entrance examination. It is really hateful to do this! ‘Xu Ziling pointed at the ministers of His Highness and cursed, ‘You guys, come up with a way for me to spit out their votes!’

Just as the ministers were thinking hard, a moving voice suddenly sounded: "Your Majesty! I have come up with an idea!"

‘Ah!’ Xu Ziling was overjoyed. He turned around and saw that it was Queen Wu! She leaned over and whispered in Xu Ziling’s ear. Xu Ziling kept nodding. After Queen Wu finished speaking, she laughed and said, ‘It’s really worthy of being my good queen! Come on, I will give you one!’ As she said that, she didn’t wait for Queen Wu to react, she kissed Queen Wu’s fragrant lips with a wolf.

The ministers who were already full of the palace have now disappeared without a trace, as if they had never appeared before. ‘What a good minister!’ Mr. Xu couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

the next day.

The announcement of collecting monthly tickets was gone, but it was replaced by an announcement of saving the MM in the Heavenly Realm. The content is as follows:

Legend has it that there is another world outside our world, that is, the heaven! There are many beauties in the heaven, all of whom have the posture of immortals, and their appearance is gentle and charming. However, they are ruled by men with very few people and live a tragic life without any light! Every day, they not only have to take care of children, cook, go to the fields to work, work in cement, mine moats, clean the city, build public toilets... They also have to be oppressed by men. They lock their hands and feet all day long, without any freedom!

Dear Chinese citizens, you said, seeing such a beautiful girl living such a tragic life, can we bear to die and refuse to save her?

No! Absolutely no! Therefore, our great emperor, Mr. Xu, decided that he would go to heaven to save those beautiful girls who are suffering. Only Mr. Xu, who went in person, could we show our sincerity.

However, to achieve this feat, everyone needs strong support. Only by voting vigorously can our Young Master Xu complete this great cause with strength and enthusiasm!

In this event, we will elect three people with the most votes in each city and become the winners of our event. Mr. Xu promised that if he succeeded in saving the MM in the Heavenly Realm, each winner would receive one beauty in the Heavenly Realm, accompanied by a 7-day tour of the Heavenly Realm Beauty in the Sea World. He also added a ninth-rank sesame official and ten gold ingots!

What are you waiting for? If you have a vote, vote hard! Whether it is a monthly vote or a recommendation vote, vote for it! Saving people is like putting out a fire, everyone should act quickly!

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As soon as the announcement came out, the whole country cheered. Strikes, markets, performances and classes came one after another. Everyone rushed to throw the monthly ticket recommendation tickets into the automatic record ballot box in front of the municipal government. Because the ballot box was too small to fit, the ballot blocked the door of the municipal government!

For three consecutive days, monthly ticket recommendation tickets were flying all over the sky, and people frantically purchased Qidian monthly ticket recommendation tickets, which made Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd. stocks soar! Overnight, countless Qidian editors' pockets were fattened round after round, and countless editors' "Skinny Monkey"''Gao Zhugan' changed from a rib-skinned pork ribs to a big belly. This was not over yet. Early the next morning, Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd. ushered in the imperial edict: Heir to the sky, the emperor ordered that Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd. had made great contributions in this rescue activity, so in order to commend the advanced, Mr. Xu would reward Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd. as an advanced model unit in my country. The company can be tax-free within ten years and rewarded 10 million yuan in Huaxia coins. Mr. A Niu, the president of Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd., will be commended as an advanced model in our country. There is a free opportunity to join the party. Qidian Department Store Co., Ltd. can receive strong support from the country within ten years...

Luoyang Royal Palace.

Xu Ziling's body was hidden in the mountain-like monthly tickets. He used the Longevity Story and used the light jade slip to desperately absorb the energy from the monthly tickets.

‘Hahaha!’ After three days and three nights, Xu Ziling let out a shocking laughter, and waves of demonic sounds rolled in all directions like storm waves. He closed his hands and exclaimed in his mouth: ‘Turtle-Stage-Qi-gong---Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spee-Spe

Suddenly, the wind and clouds surged, and the sky changed color! The sky darkened instantly, and night became night in a few breaths. Golden light flashed in the clouds, and a colorful dragon of kilometer-long rushed out of the clouds.

‘Human! Why did you call me out? Say, now I can realize three wishes for you!’ The old voice of the colorful dragon seems to be coming from ancient times (Plainting the Tomb of Gods Chapter 150), he stared at Xu Ziling!

Unexpectedly, it turned out that thousands of monthly tickets were piled together to summon the dragon and realize their wishes! And this colorful dragon is the most advanced dragon god, and can realize their three wishes!

‘First, I want all the girls in the heaven to become my subordinates; second, I want to be the permanent president of the heaven to be; third, I want everyone to like Xia Da’s books!’ Xu Ziling said quickly---He is afraid that the colorful dragon will not be able to hear clearly!

‘Hmph, I have fulfilled the first two wishes for you. As for the third wish, I don’t have enough energy, but I can give you a suggestion! ‘The colorful dragon was silent for a few seconds and finally said.

Xu Ziling wanted to say something, but suddenly there was a note full of colorful characters on his hand. He looked at it and saw that the note said: "See Xia Da and walk around in the future, don't stay on the computer and write money all day long, drink more water, eat fruits, exercise and rest, and keep healthy! Only in this way can the third wish be realized!

Xu Ziling suddenly realized and wanted to talk nonsense, but at this moment, the body of the colorful dragon suddenly turned into a spot of light and disappeared into the air... The sky immediately returned to the daytime, with white clouds...

Luoyang, the imperial palace.

"Ah! Monthly tickets are really good things!" Xu Ziling slept on the recliner, sighing in his heart. Around him, two beauties rubbed his shoulders, and two beauties in front were held in his arms and touched them randomly. There were two beauties beside him handing him grapes while kissing him. Two beauties under him rubbing his thighs... These beauties are charming, holy, cold, naughty, or heroic, but one thing is the same, without exception, they are all beautiful women who are so charming that they are so beautiful that they commit suicide, and make gentlemen and eunuchs crazy about harming the country and the people! They are the beauties of heaven transported by Mr. Xu in the heavens with a red flag tractor! The heavens are really worthy of being a place where beauties are abundant!

the next day.

All cities in the Chinese Empire are full of announcements: Dear Chinese citizens, please note that next week, the Chinese currency will be exchanged for the starting point ticket. A recommendation ticket is equal to 1 yuan Huaxia currency, and a monthly ticket is equal to 10 yuan Huaxia currency...
Chapter completed!