Episode 19, Chapter 13: You Imperial Idiots

Tang Xiaoyan hasn't had breakfast yet, but there is not a single figure in the entire training base at this time. Not to mention the members of the Special Guards, there are not even any logistics personnel. Yesterday, Tang Xiaoyan saw those logistics personnel in the base, which is enough.

There are more than twenty people dedicated to serving this royal mecha special guard team of more than a hundred people.

Yesterday, Tang Xiaoyan still lived and ate in the original palace, but he got up earlier this morning. He originally planned to come to the base to eat. Of course, this is also the rule. But he didn't expect that Tang Xiaoyan would be alone in the entire base after arriving at the base.

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Tang Xiaoyan was still standing on the playground waiting. The time soon reached the stipulated seven o'clock sharp, but still no one came. However, there seemed to be an unknown figure outside the base looking furtively to inquire.

Not only the members of the guard, but also the logistics staff were not present, and Tang Xiaoyan had no breakfast.

Tang Xiaoyan looked at the rising sun, then brought a chair and sat on the training ground waiting for the guard members to arrive.

Time passed little by little, eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, eleven o'clock...

Tang Xiaoyan remained motionless, just sitting there and waiting. The people who were sneaking around outside the base gradually became bolder. At first, there was only one person, and then several more came. Several people came secretly.

They were sarcastic and teasing, but they were still concerned about Tang Xiaoyan, and their voices were very low. But when they saw that Tang Xiaoyan had no reaction, they became more and more unruly, blatantly laughing at Tang Xiaoyan loudly, and pointing with their fingers.

At twelve o'clock at noon, still no one came. Not only the members of the guard, but also the logistics staff. It seemed that Tang Xiaoyan not only missed breakfast, but also missed lunch now. Instead, he watched and laughed outside.

The people who were giving instructions started to eat. Someone brought delicious food, and several people were feasting on it. While eating, they also used food to lure Tang Xiaoyan.

Tang Xiaoyan was still sitting on the chair waiting. He didn't move during the whole process. Not to mention not going to the bathroom, he didn't even change his sitting position.

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock in the afternoon...

Gradually, the people watching outside stopped teasing and taunting him. Instead, a few of them muttered in low voices and couldn't help but point their fingers in Tang Xiaoyan's direction.

Four o'clock, five o'clock, half past five...

At this time, still no one appeared. The days in winter are short, and the sun had already set at this time. The people watching outside began to eat again, eating the dinner brought by others.

Six o'clock, half past six...it was completely dark, and the lights on the training ground automatically turned on, illuminating the entire training ground as bright as day.

Not only did Tang Xiaoyan not have breakfast and lunch, but now he even had no hope of dinner.

Six forty...

Six fifty...

Six fifty-five...

Six fifty-nine...

At seven o'clock in the evening, or a few seconds before seven o'clock.

Almost at the same time, dozens of vehicles poured in outside the base. All the Guard members except Hisashi Kawai had appeared, and more than twenty logistics soldiers also appeared driving several trucks.

Tang Xiaoyan slowly opened his previously closed eyes, and what he saw was a series of mocking faces, including more than twenty logistics soldiers.

"I asked you to arrive at the base training ground before seven o'clock in the morning for daily training." Tang Xiaoyan looked at his watch and said, "But you are twelve hours late. How do you explain it?"

Many of the guards couldn't help but laugh, and some even couldn't help but burp. Tang Xiaoyan was so hungry that the sound of his stomach growling could be heard several meters away.

Ge Xichuan suppressed his smile and tried to make a serious face and said: "Sir, we followed your order and arrived at this time. All of us arrived before seven o'clock. You said we were late, very

Apparently your watch is broken."

"My order is to arrive at the training ground before seven o'clock in the morning, but you arrived at seven o'clock in the evening. You are twelve hours late." Tang Xiaoyan said seriously.

"No, no... Your Excellency Tang Xiaoyan, your order is for us to arrive at the base training ground for training before seven o'clock in the evening. All of us heard it." Ge Xichuan asked loudly: "Comrades, what are you doing?

Did you all hear that Your Excellency Tang Xiaoyan said that you should arrive at the training ground before seven o'clock in the evening?"

"Yes..." everyone shouted in unison, and then laughed loudly.

"I can guarantee anything. What I said is before seven o'clock in the morning, not before seven o'clock in the evening." Tang Xiaoyan said.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. When you gave the order in Haitang Mandarin, it seems that you did say seven o'clock in the morning, but we agreed that many of us don't understand Haitang Mandarin, and we only follow the orders in Yamei Imperial. And in

Later, when you gave the order in the Asian-American imperial language, you said it was before seven o'clock in the evening." Ge Xichuan said with a lazy smile, looking at Tang Xiaoyan provocatively and teasingly with his long slanted eyes.

"Why is this happening?" Tang Xiaoyan asked.

"This is all my fault, my fault..." Ge Xichuan kept blaming himself: "When you asked me to translate, I accidentally said seven o'clock in the morning instead of before seven o'clock in the evening, so you followed my words.

Please forgive me, I didn’t mean it, because the pronunciations of morning and evening are somewhat similar in the languages ​​of the Asian-American Empire. I accidentally made a mistake. I’m really sorry... But there is no joke in the army. Since you said seven o’clock in the evening

Before the bell, we can only abide by it, don’t you think so?”

Tang Xiaoyan nodded and said: "That's right, whatever order was issued, as long as no one corrects it at the time, it must be obeyed even if it is wrong. There is no joke in the army..."

"Now, can you please help me translate the phrases seven o'clock in the morning and seven o'clock in the evening, so as not to make another mistake?" Tang Xiaoyan said calmly.

"Of course, I'm happy to help..." Ge Xichuan said.

Then, Ko Nishikawa said morning and evening respectively in the language of the Asian-American Empire.

Tang Xiaoyan listened very carefully, then narrowed his eyes and said: "Now I understand it, and I have written it down."

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter. Tang Xiaoyan's prestige, which he did not have in the first place, was trampled under everyone's feet. They all played a trick on Tang Xiaoyan. They originally thought that after arriving twelve hours late, Tang Xiaoyan

Yan can get angry no matter what, and of course they are not afraid even if Tang Xiaoyan gets angry because they are reasonable.

After this majesty was wiped out, not only the members of the guard began to laugh, but also the logistics soldiers who were slightly uneasy before also laughed and joined the team that insulted and mocked Tang Xiaoyan.

Tang Xiaoyan closed his eyes and thought for a while, as if he couldn't bear such an insult.

After thinking for a while, Tang Xiaoyan suddenly opened his eyes and said: "When I gave the order yesterday in the language of the Yamei Empire, I should have said that I should come to the base training ground for training before seven o'clock in the morning."

Tang Xiaoyan said suddenly.

Everyone was stunned, and then started laughing again.

Ge Xichuan said: "Sir, in your words, going back on your word is definitely a cowardly act. Are all the soldiers of Haitang Kingdom so shameless and cowardly?"

Tang Xiaoyan took out a tablet computer from the bag beside him and opened a video. In it was the video from yesterday's training ground.

In the video, Tang Xiaoyan was speaking Haitang Mandarin to Ge Xichuan. In it, Ge Xichuan deliberately said before seven o'clock in the morning instead of before seven o'clock in the evening. Tang Xiaoyan asked him to repeat it, but he still said seven o'clock in the evening.

Previously, it was very clear in the video that when he said seven o'clock in the evening, quite a few team members had gloating and weird smiles on their faces. It was obvious that they knew about it and deliberately wanted to take advantage of Yin Tang Xiaoyan.

Tang Xiaoyan also learned it once, and when he learned it, he also said it was seven o'clock in the evening. However, when he finally issued the order, Tang Xiaoyan spoke word by word, cadenced and clearly, in the Asian-American imperial language: Please

All members of the royal mecha special guard who are not on leave must arrive at the base training ground before seven o'clock tomorrow morning for daily training."

When talking about the word morning, Tang Xiaoyan also emphasized his tone. Although the pronunciations of morning and night in the language of the Asian-American Empire are somewhat similar, in the video, Tang Xiaoyan said this word very, very clearly.

There is no ambiguity. It's just that those who wanted to harm him have already had inertial thinking in their minds, and they didn't notice it at all.

"I think in yesterday's order, I made it very clear in the language of the Asian-American Empire. It was before seven o'clock in the morning instead of before seven o'clock in the evening, so you are twelve hours late." Tang Xiaoyan said lightly.

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Everyone's smiles stopped suddenly and they looked at each other. I thought everyone was playing tricks on Tang Xiaoyan, but I didn't expect that Tang Xiaoyan was playing tricks on everyone.

"Are you plotting against us?" Ge Xichuan said coldly, staring at Tang Xiaoyan sideways.

"That's right, I'm plotting against you!" Tang Xiaoyan said calmly: "You idiots, just give me a small hook and bite on it."

Ge Xichuan said coldly: "Are you so proud that you succeeded in such a small trick? The people of Haitang Kingdom are really ridiculous and pathetic."

"Besides, so what if we are twelve hours late?" Chao Naozheng sneered: "The military regulations of the Royal Mecha Special Guards stipulate the relevant triggers for members who are late for training. You can't touch a hair on our head.

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"Take your time, the small hook catches the small fish, the small fish catches the big fish, and the big fish catches a pile of flesh and blood." Tang Xiaoyan said lightly: "First of all, please memorize the military rules. What is the punishment for being late for training?

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