Chapter 2: Barbie and Inflatable Dolls
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? Linjiang City, Linjiang Middle School.
In the early morning, Linjiang Middle School looked so hazy in the rain. From time to time, students carrying umbrellas entered the campus one after another. It was around seven or eight o'clock in the morning, which was the time when students were about to go to class.
Among the colorful umbrellas, a man wearing a canvas shirt was empty-handed, without an umbrella, but he was carrying a shoulder bag. The bag also looked a bit old. The man just looked blank.
standing in the rain.
The sudden appearance of such a character attracted the attention of most of the school students.
"Hey, where did this country bumpkin come from? Why are you standing at the door of our school dumbfounded?" A group of female students wearing short skirts and white shirts passed by the man and couldn't help but look back at this strange guy.
man.
"Look at the clothes he is wearing. Which era are they from?"
"No, look at his face, he looks quite handsome!"
"Hey, this girl Xiaoqing is thinking about spring! Why, she has fallen in love with her, let's go over and get to know him!"
"Go, go, you are just thinking about spring, you damn girls!"
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Seeing a group of girls laughing and joking as they walked into the campus, Lin Xifan wiped away the water on his face and revealed a naughty smile: "It's great to go to school!"
Sudden--
There was a rush of footsteps behind him, and before Lin Xifan could move away, he was hit behind him!
"ah!"
With an exclamation, Lin Xifan turned around curiously and saw a girl who looked like a student falling to the ground, her skirt getting wet.
Lin Xifan bent down to help the girl up and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't hurt you, right?"
While he was pulling the girl up, Lin Xifan also noticed the girl's appearance, but couldn't help but take a deep breath. He saw that the girl's skin was fair and jade-like.
There is no flaw at all on her face. The facial features are very delicate, with big eyes, a straight nose, and a small mouth. Together, these look like a standard Barbie doll.
Lin Xifan thought to himself, why does this girl look like this? She just walked onto the street and kept her and stole the souls of the men on the street.
In short, in Linjiang Middle School where there are so many beauties, this girl is definitely a school belle-level beauty.
As soon as Barbie was pulled up by Lin Xifan, she pushed Lin Xifan away and said angrily: "What are you doing standing in the middle of the road? Do you think you are a telephone pole?"
Lin Xifan continued to apologize: "Well, I'm really sorry. Didn't I see you coming over?"
"You don't have eyes!" Barbie wiped her skirt with a tissue while glaring at Lin Xifan, as if she wanted to swallow him whole.
Lin Xifan curled his lips and said with a smile: "I have eyes, but they are not on the back of my head. Your eyes are on the back of your head? Are you bumping into me like this? Hey, no, are you bumping into me on purpose? Look.
Are you having sex with me?" Lin Xifan made a very narcissistic look.
The girl forgot to bring an umbrella when she came, so she had to rush all the way. After bumping into someone, she felt that she was wrong, but she was also a beautiful girl after all, so the boy apologized to herself several times.
Will he die?
Now that I saw that the other party was actually narcissistic, I couldn't help but feel angry, so I said: "Don't hate me, you look like you were born with a broken forehead. I fall in love with you."
The only one is blind."
"So I know that love is actually blind!" Lin Xifan said still narcissistically.
"vomit first!" Barbie said disdainfully: "Okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you cerebral palsy, now you have soiled my skirt, I have to pay for it." As he said that, he stretched out his white little hand and looked like you
If we don't lose money, we won't be finished.
Lin Xifan said calmly: "No compensation!"
"You..." Barbie glared at Lin Xifan fiercely, but her wide eyes made Lin Xifan feel that they were more consistent with Barbie's features.
At this time, another girl came up behind Barbie. This girl also had a stunning appearance, with curly head, delicate face, and long facial features.
That is a "delicate" thing, to say that it hit Lin
The girl in Xifan is a Barbie doll, so the girl who comes next is definitely an inflatable doll. Her every move and every move exudes charming beauty, and her big eyes already have
It has a captivating charm.
Lin Xifan looked at the two extremely beautiful girls in front of him, but they had their own merits. His heart was beating wildly, and he couldn't help but think that it was great to go to school.
The inflatable doll pulled Barbie under the umbrella and asked: "Xiaoyuan, what's wrong with you? Why are you so dirty?" "Huh, it's not a good thing this gangster did." Barbie was angry.
Pointing at Lin Xifan.
"Rogue?" The inflatable doll looked at Lin Xifan looking like a bumpkin from the countryside and couldn't help asking: "Xiaoyuan, did he do anything to you?"
"What are you doing?" Barbie was stunned for a moment, but then her face turned red. She hit the inflatable doll on the shoulder and said with a hint of shyness, "Smelly Mengying, what are you thinking about? Yes.
This stinky gangster had no idea what he was doing. He stood in front of the school like a telegraph pole, causing me to bump into it and fall down!"
Lin Xifan waved his hands innocently and said: "I'm not crazy. I came to school to register. I was just walking slowly. If you walk slowly, you will hit me. If you walk on the street, you will definitely become the number one killer of the elderly.
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"You..." Barbie became angry again.
On the side, the inflatable doll pulled Barbie's hand and said with a smile: "Okay, Xiaoyuan, class is about to begin, let's forget about it!"
"But he..."
Before Barbie finished speaking, the inflatable doll leaned over Barbie's ear and said mysteriously: "What are you so worried about, stupid girl? Didn't you hear that he wanted to sign up to study in this school? The so-called 'female'
"It's never too late for ten days to take revenge. Sooner or later we will have a chance to punish him!"
Barbie thought about it and thought it made sense, and class was about to start now. She had never been late for school for so long. It was not worth being late for such a guy now.
At that moment, Barbie turned to Lin Xifan and snorted: "You bastard, I won't care about you now!"
Lin Xifan smiled slightly, "I don't care about a girl like you wearing cartoon underwear!"
"Pure"
Barbie and the inflatable doll were almost startled by Lin Xifan's words and spit. Who is this person? He is simply a hooligan.
Barbie wanted to start a verbal war with Lin Xifan, but the inflatable doll on the side quickly stopped her: "Be patient, otherwise you will be really late. Are you afraid that you won't have a chance to retaliate against him in the future?"
When the inflatable doll said this, Barbie looked at the time again. There were still 3 minutes left before class, so Barbie glared at Lin Xifan fiercely, turned around and flew away with the inflatable doll.
Looking at the disappearing figures of the two people, Lin Xifan chuckled: "Two little girls want to play dirty with me, but you are still young!"
Lin Xifan walked into the unfamiliar and longing campus. The school road was facing the teaching building. He smelled the fragrance of the magnolia flowers on the campus and felt a sense of comfort.
It was the life he had always longed for.
Different from the bloody battlefield (6), there is no blood here, there is no feeling of walking on the blade, only endless joy.
Different from the trenches filled with piles of dead bodies, there is no rotten smell of corpses, no despair that lurks day and night, only the fragrance of the garden.
"Beautiful campus, here I come, beautiful school flowers, here I come, please open your mind and welcome my arrival!"
On campus, a wretched man made a hug gesture, and his face was full of narcissism. When the people passing by heard the wretched man's wretched sigh, they all rolled their eyes at him, wondering where he got his cerebral palsy.
Ah? Could it be that he escaped from a mental hospital?
After the old guard saw Lin Xifan's actions, he was sweating slightly. If such a lunatic was allowed to cause trouble in the school, he would lose his job, so he quickly approached Lin Xifan.
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Along the way, the two girls were restless. When they were about to reach the classroom, the inflatable doll finally couldn't help it and asked: "Xiaoyuan, you won't tell me that the little pants you are wearing today are really real."
Is it a cartoon?”
When Barbie was asked this question, her face suddenly turned red. However, the two of them have always been best friends, so Barbie lowered her head and nodded gently.
"Damn, no! How did that gangster take advantage of you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? How have you been taken advantage of?" Barbie seemed a little unsure when she said this.
"Then how did he know you were wearing cartoon pants?"
"How do I know him? Anyway, I can't mention that gangster from now on, huh!"
"Yes, it's sad enough to be taken advantage of. Let's not mention your sadness."
"I told you I won't be taken advantage of!
Barbie roared, but who believed it?
Chapter completed!