Chapter 23: Jianghu disciple, Jianghu old man
There are more than 60 buns in four large plastic bags, and two of them can’t finish them even if they die. Fortunately, there is an old Haier refrigerator in the dormitory.
Wu Yingda said, "*** Zhang Peng, after eating these buns, I guess he won't want to eat buns in his life. He can only switch to food and sell them." Zhang Peng said, "If you don't give me an explanation, I will buy 180 buns to save tomorrow, so that you can become the King of Buzi."
After Wu Yingda wailed, he could only succumb to Zhang Peng's tyranny. The next night, Wu Yingda brought Zhang Peng news from his senior sister of the mountaineering association, saying that Zhang Peng, you can't blame Guo Xixi. Although Guo Xixi is a little charming and a little twitching, she is also a pretty pure girl. Not only is she a virgin, but she is said to have never been in love. I guess your claw has left an indelible impression on her.
When Zhang Peng heard Wu Yingda say this, he felt that the soft part in his heart was touched, but when he thought of his miserable experiences over the years and the bicycle wheels under the library with two locks, Zhang Peng's heart became a little harder again and said, "Brother Da, can you stop talking about these things? Can you say something useful?"
After saying that, Wu Yingda said, "She usually doesn't do it alone. She is either with Ai Jing, the beautiful girl from our department, or with some interstellar animals. So you don't have the chance to rape her first and then kill her in the small hill next to the electronic teaching. She also plays well in the interstellar fight, but she often skips classes like you. Other classes are fine. It is said that Old Man Zhang from Engineering Mathematics, Middle-aged Woman from Mazda, and the old man from Electronic Teaching both dislike her..."
"Wait." Zhang Peng said, "Did Old Man Zhang, who teaches engineering mathematics, live in Room 501, Room 2, teaching? I remember that he seemed to have said it last time."
"It seems to be." Wu Yingda said that last time Old Man Zhang complained that he was so old and his legs were not flexible, but the school even divided him into a fifth floor. By the way, Zhang Peng, what are you doing for this?
Zhang Peng suddenly got up from the bed, walked out while wearing leather, and said, "It's nothing, I'll go out and buy a box and a bow."
"Guo Xixi, wait a moment before leaving after class."
After finally finishing two sleepy engineering mathematics classes, when Guo Xixi and Ai Jing discussed whether to go to the school cafeteria or climb over the wall to eat outside to eat, and then go to the BOS Internet Cafe for a while, Old Man Zhang, who had been standing in front of the podium, suddenly said this.
The people in the room all turned their heads and looked at Guo Xixi who was at a loss. Ai Jing secretly pulled Guo Xixi's corner of the clothes and asked what was wrong? Guo Xixi said, "Damn, I don't know what happened. Did he see Ada passing by the front of their dormitory yesterday when Ada was seen urinating and defecating on the lawn in front of their corridor?"
Guo Xixi pretended to be a good girl and walked to the podium. Several people in the class went out, but they were sneaking out of the door. After Old Man Zhang coughed, the birds and beasts that felt bad were scattered. Only Ai Jing picked up a few books and didn't leave.
Seeing that there were only Guo Xixi and Ai Jing in the classroom, Old Man Zhang took out two boxes from the desk, with two beautiful purple bows tied on it. "No way? Give me a gift?" Guo Xixi was shocked and thought that it had been a long time since his birthday, but Old Man Zhang's next words made Guo Xixi stunned, "Guo Xixi, I'll give you this again."
Guo almost fainted when he looked at some words about dragons and phoenix dancing on the box. It said, "Eat one to replenish blood, eat two to replenish brains, Xiaoxiang night rain for ten years, Jianghu disciples, my success is inseparable from your hard-working teaching. 11 She Guo repays Sanchunhui carefully."
There were four big buns neatly placed inside the two boxes!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Three miserable shouts echoed in the corridor of the girl's dormitory. After Guo Xixi returned to the dormitory, she washed all five of her jeans in one breath. Ai Jing was very surprised when she saw it. Guo Xixi used to say that jeans didn't need to be washed, because the longer the jeans were worn, the more smelled it tasted, and it would be easy to break if they were washed. So Ai Jing asked Guo Xixi worriedly, "Are you okay?"
Guo Xixi said, "If I find out who did it, I must make him regret why his dad didn't shoot him on the wall."
Ai Jing said, "Guo Xixi, you should ask yourself to read more books. If you don't do well in the exam this time, he will definitely not let you go. You see, his face will be different when he left."
Guo Xi thought about it and said that it was true, then he screamed three times in depression, brushed all the shoes under his bed in one breath. After finishing it, he found that two of them were actually from the woman on the upper bunk. It seems that the book is right. Any stupid thing a woman can do when she is crazy.
"Yeah, yeah!" Wu Yingda said to Zhang Peng while eating the last bun in great pain, "Now, the entire material department is popular in engineering mathematics, Old Man Zhang, who is very keen on Guo Xixi and gave her eight buns. Now you should be balanced." Zhang Peng said, "It should be balanced, but I don't know what's going on. It's like wearing seventeen or eight condoms XXOO, and there is no feeling of pleasure at all."
"Damn!" Wu Yingda said, "Have you tried it? Zhang Peng, I told you that this kind of thing should be stopped when you get it. After all, you have taken advantage of it."
Zhang Peng said, "You can't see pigs walking before you have never eaten pork? I know what you said. This way, everyone will be even. I don't want to bully her anymore. After all, she looks pretty good. But I don't know what happened. I feel that life is not fun recently, and life is simply dark."
Wu Yingda said, "Didn't you see a famous saying? Boring words, just fall in love. Look how fulfilling I fish for girls online every day." Zhang Peng thought for a while and said, that's right. Wu Yingda said, "Let's do this, for the sake of brothers being brothers, I'll introduce you to meet you. We've been chatting for a long time. I'll ask me to meet tomorrow, so I'll give it to you."
Zhang Peng said, "Damn, would you be so kind to do it for the sake of brothers and women?"
Wu Yingda smiled and said, "Zhang Peng, you really understand me. Actually, this is the case. There is another MM who has been chatting for a longer time to meet me, so."
"Damn!" Zhang Peng said, "Then the MM you gave me to is a super Tyrannosaurus Rex, right?" Wu Yingda said, "No, she told me confidently that she has an angelic face and a devilish figure."
"just in case."
"Nothing is the case," said Wu Yingda. "They and I have made an appointment with the Xueqi Restaurant. If it doesn't work, just call each other's cell phones."
Zhang Peng said, "Everyone is going to study for five? Damn, you are strong."
Chapter completed!