Zhang Peng pushed open the dormitory door in great depression. Although Zhang Peng found out that he had run to the wrong classroom, by the time he rushed upstairs, it was already past nine-thirty, and the building was empty. Zhang Peng hated the female animal who guided him downstairs and couldn't tell the difference between CS and SC. Zhang Peng didn't have much grief about the small MM who scared him away. After all, he took advantage of others and touched other people's breasts.

"Bang", at this moment, a big pillow hit Zhang Peng's face and fell to the ground. Wu Yingda pointed to Zhang Peng's newly equipped computer and said, "What's wrong with your bitch just now? Why was my ID blocked directly?"

Zhang Peng asked strangely, "Which ID?"

Wu Yingda said which one else is dreaming of a god-like prostitute.

Zhang Peng picked up the pillow and said, "Damn, what can I do? I just deleted a post I copied by MM."

Wu Yingda also said, Damn, and then said, "Zhang Peng, you are a pig. Don't you know that women are often the ones who are inverted. Especially in places like CUHK where MM is scarce, women are like white bone demons. With just a wave of their hands, N animals will hold their heads to work for them. Can you mess with them? It's better to go to the principal's office to scold Principal Huang. If you want to die, don't drag me, please give me my ID, you!"

"Isn't it just a version of the secondary ID?" Zhang Peng said, "Didn't you always say that brothers are like brothers and feet, and women are like clothes. What's the point of sacrificing an ID for the sake of brothers?"

Wu Yingda said, "Zhang Peng, didn't you ask for my QQ number yesterday? Why didn't you add my QQ?"

"What?" Zhang Peng felt that Wu Yingda's words were very meaningful, so he immediately asked Wu Yingda's QQ again, and then added his QQ to his machine. When he saw his signature file, Zhang Peng almost fainted. Wu Yingda's signature file read, "Brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes. They are used to slap their brothers and girls. If anyone wears my clothes, I will cut his hands and feet, and who touches my hands and feet, I will wear his clothes!!"

"Dou" sounds twice, Wu Yingda called out the QQ on the notebook. Wu Yingda clicked on the OnePlus friend information and looked at it, saying, Zhang Peng, you are quite perverted, the introduction said that he is a woman, but he also wanted to use a very charming female avatar. Zhang Peng turned over and looked at it strangely, saying that I don't have one.

"Aren't you this Xiao Ai?"

"What Xiao Ai?" Zhang Peng said, "My QQ name is 'Bridal chamber invincible'."

"The bridal chamber is unbeaten? ***, you are quite awesome." Wu Yingda clicked and found that there was another message to add friends. When he clicked it, he saw that it was 'bridal chamber is unbeaten'. Wu Yingda said, "Then who is this Xiao Ai?"

***

"Putting both hands for brothers and girls..." Ai Jing looked at Wu Yingda's signature file and said to Guo Xi, who was chewing an apple proudly, "It's not good for us to do this."

"Sister~" Guo Xixi's expression was like a madam who cheated a good woman in the fire pit in the old society. "I can't bear to let you seduce that animal, but if he took the initiative to seduce you, then we won't blame you."

Ai Jing said, "If every woman in Guo Xixi is like you, the men in the world will probably be extinct."

"Of course, the person who offended me has only one end, that is, he was raped and killed by a large number of women. Seeing that he would dare to tease the beauty in broad daylight in the next life." Guo Xixi patted his not-full breasts, and felt that Ai Jing's look of biting her lips and smiling was really charming. No wonder the animals who pursued Ai Jing can be lined up from Zhongda to May Day Square. While thinking this, "jumping", Ai Jing's avatar of Mengruji who was added to Ai Jing's QQ was already shaking, "Are you really a MM?"

"Haha, you're a sin, you can't live." Guo Xixi snatched Ai Jing's notebook in an instant and beat him very deeply, "Are you such a handsome guy?"

"Selling buns, the hot buns just out of the oven." Wu Yingda was about to reply when he heard someone selling buns in the corridor, shouting like Pan Jinlian calling Ximen Master. Wu Yingda was excited when he heard it. He pulled Zhang Peng and said, "You come first, I'll buy buns. Zhang Peng said, "MLGBD, I'll pick up girls, go to bed, where is there such a good thing?" Wu Yingda said, "Then do you want to eat buns?" Zhang Peng thought about it and said, "If Wu Yingda said he wanted, you can pick up girls for me, I'll buy buns, and then Wu Yingda ran all the way to buy buns in the corridor. Zhang Peng sat down and took Wu Yingda's QQ called Mengru Shen Prostitute and the nonsense of the person named Xiao Ai. I don't know if it was a shemale or a real female animal. "Of course I'm a handsome guy, so handsome that I am the kind of party central committee."

Xiao Ai: "Then let me show you the most handsome pose?"

Dreaming of the god prostitute: "No need, it's now."

Xiao Ai: "Then what about you pose in the most lewd position?"

Dreaming of the god prostitute: "What are you putting on? Look in the mirror, you are now."

Xiao Ai: "Hehe, then do you know why I want to add your QQ?"

Dreaming of the god-like prostitute, "That's not simple, I'm handsome."

"You're so handsome." Guo Xixi, who was 11, said shamelessly, gritted her teeth, but of course she wouldn't hit like this. Guo Xixi replied: "Wrong! That's because I want to add someone else, but I didn't expect to fill in the wrong number and add you."

"That means there is God's will in the dark." After Zhang Peng said this shamelessly, he clicked on the QQ space of "Xiao Ai" and found that except for a girl with brown and curly hair, there was only one poem: "The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you. The farthest distance in the world is not that I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you, but you don't take me in your heart. The farthest distance in the world is not that I know that I love you, but you don't take me in your heart at all. The farthest distance in the world is not that I know that I love you, but you don't take me in your heart at all, but that the people who love each other cannot be together. The farthest distance in the world is not that the people who love each other cannot rise up. Instead, you use your indifferent to the people who love you, and dig an insurmountable ditch."

After reading it, Zhang Peng felt that this was a young woman who was abandoned by love and could not have a crush on her. According to Zhang Peng's experience, if you want to be a girl like this, you must pretend to be a sad man in love who is both a worldly world, so that she can resonate with her.

So Zhang Peng immediately pretended to be very depressed and said, "Actually, I just broke up."

When Zhang Peng said this, he never thought that in front of the QQ on the other end, he was not a little girl who was abandoned by love, but a pair of charming Shanghai girls.
Chapter completed!