"Okay, stop saying anything. You can do whatever I say later." Lulu said extremely charmingly, "Does Sister Lulu teach you how to trick Kay into bed?"

"This..." Fang Shaoyun drooled all over the floor, and wanted to say yes, okay, but he had to pretend to be a gentleman. This feeling was really painful.

"Seeing that you are quite sincere, I will tell you some secrets."

"First of all, you have to buy a bouquet of roses first, no matter how old it is. On Valentine's Day, you must not be without flowers. Remember, Kay prefers white flowers. If you want to make her happy, buy a bouquet of white roses. Then, wait outside our door."

"Then what?"

"Then you have to accompany her to go shopping. Girls like shopping the most. They don't have to buy things. They just go shopping wherever they are lively, and they must go shopping until she is tired."

"The next thing is to have supper..."

"It seems nothing special."

"Don't make a noise, do you still want to coax Kay into bed? If you want, listen to me honestly."

“…”

"Okay, it's time to go for supper. For this supper, you must choose a fewer individuals and higher-grade ones. It's better to use a bottle of red wine or something to adjust the atmosphere."

"Does I want me to get her drunk?" Fang Shaoyun yyed for a while, "Lulu doesn't seem to be very good, isn't I too beast?"

"I*, you are really a hooligan, you have such dirty thoughts in your head? I asked you to adjust the atmosphere, and you still want to get her drunk? It's such a livestock. I told you that Kay has a good alcohol tolerance. I guess she won't be drunk for three times. Don't be as embarrassing as last time. Stay awake and have other activities after dinner."

“What activity?”

"Watching movies, dancing, saunas, and singing must make her exhausted."

"Yeah. I'll write it down. What's next."

"Hehe, next, of course, that's the point."

"Speak quickly, talk quickly." Fang Shaoyun accidentally revealed his true nature as a pervert.

"What's the hurry? Let's talk about it then. If you pass all the tricks on you now, you won't kick me."

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It was not until Fang Shaoyun finished buying the flowers and stayed at the door of Kay and Lulu's room that Fang Shaoyun understood what Lulu said last sentence meant.

It turned out that Fang Shaoyun thought Lulu would definitely do a good job to the end. After teaching his secret, he obediently asked Kay to go out with him. But unexpectedly, Lulu's last sentence just showed that he was a super light bulb and set the foreshadowing.

You should know that when facing a beautiful woman, the light bulb will be wiped out and captured the fatal obstacle to her soul. Such a romantic festival on February 14 is the catalyst for everything. It is said that many hotels are doing business. But facing a super light bulb, Fang Shaoyun felt that if he had any evil thoughts, it would be like a sin in the sun.

Fang Shaoyun felt that it was nothing. But when the three of them sat together during dinner, Fang Shaoyun felt very strange. Especially when many couples walked by, looking at Fang Shaoyun's eyes made Fang Shaoyun feel like a livestock. There were so many stingy words that had been brewing for a long time, but there was no chance to say them.

Fang Shaoyun spent half of a bottle of red wine that he had put in great thoughts for Lulu to drink. Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu's red face and wanted to die. After finally waiting for Kay to go to a WC, Fang Shaoyun stared at Lulu desperately and said, "Sister Lulu, that's how you helped me."

Lulu gave Fang Shaoyun a charming look and said, "What are you anxious? I will definitely coax your Kay to bed today."

Fang Shaoyun said: "But, but, this is Valentine's Day."

"What? You and Kay are lovers, and Kay is also my close little lover, hehe."

Lulu became a hooligan, and Fang Shaoyun completely lost his temper, but Lulu seemed excited and suggested going to the movie. Fang Shaoyun could only go out with Lulu and Kay in grief and anger.

When he was a child, Fang Shaoyun also liked watching movies. At that time, watching movies was no longer as good as now. There were first-class private rooms, first-class speakers, first-class seats. The movies Fang Shaoyun often watched when he was a child were open-air movies, and the kind that was projected when the big curtain was pulled up.

When Fang Shaoyun was a child, he loved watching war movies, such as the Five Warriors of Langya Mountain, Zhang Ga, etc. Fang Shaoyun was very excited to watch the war movie for the first time, so after watching it, he still groped in the front row. The uncle who took Fang Shaoyun to watch the movie was very strange and asked Fang Shaoyun: "I have watched the movie, what are you still exploring in the front row?" Fang Shaoyun said depressed at the time: "I fought for a long time, but I didn't even have a bullet shell left. It's too fake."

So Fang Shaoyun has been very judgmental since he was a child. Everyone knows that the stories in the movies are generally fake, and all the romances are all nonsense. Some people run 9 seconds and 78 in a hundred meters and everyone knows that he is taking stimulants, but when the men in some movies run, they break through the speed of light and turn back time. What's more, the names of movies nowadays are more fancy than the other. Snow White and the seven dwarfs can be called seven men and a woman, and the Eight Immortals can be called a woman and a seven men,

What are dinners, night banquets, etc. Many high-cost films cost N to deceive the audience into the theater. Fang Shaoyun believes that those who have been smart since childhood should resist firmly. Therefore, Fang Shaoyun has not watched movies in N years. Moreover, the small city where Fang Shaoyun is located is said to have been occupied by migrant workers for a long time. Now, when he comes to the theater, he feels that he really has to change his world outlook on life and aesthetics.

It is obvious that the cinema is not a place where migrant workers occupy it. There are so many fashionable men and women hugging each other in the magnificent hall. Fang Shaoyun thought he accidentally entered the sorghum field.

While sighing that the world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not as good as ever, Fang Shaoyun sighed at how much money and money has been plundered from the men and women in love. Moreover, Fang Shaoyun also had a man and a woman in line in front of him, thinking that it was not bad. In addition to domestic sales, he also made foreign exchange, which was much better than some companies.

Just as they were thinking about which movie to watch, the forward team stopped. The two foreigners used hands and feet, and they were having a lot of fun talking and talking with the ticket seller.

It turned out that the ticket seller could not speak English, and the two foreigners could not speak Chinese, so there was a little obstacle to communication. Seeing Fang Shaoyun come to watch the fun, the ticket seller seemed to have caught a life-saving straw and said, "Sir, please tell them that the X-Men 5 they want to watch has no seat tickets. If you have to watch this game, you have to stand in the back row to watch."

Fang Shaoyun sweated heavily, thinking that if you can't ask, come and ask me, my English level is probably not much better than you, and this cinema can even make people stand and watch movies. It's really powerful. Fang Shaoyun was about to say sorry, comrade, I don't know either. Just as he saw Lulu watching the fun, Fang Shaoyun dragged Lulu over and said, "Lulu, you communicate with two foreigners."

Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun desperately, and as everyone looked at him with hope, Lulu said to the two foreigners: "Nositsee, standsee, if youstandsee."

The two foreigners looked at each other, their expressions becoming more and more confused: "Sorry, Idon't Understandy Your English."

Fang Shaoyun laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He even took a few breaths before calling Kay aside: "Kay, come and help me."

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Lulu's face turned red like an autumn apple. Seeing Fang Shaoyun's pride, Lulu pinched Fang Shaoyun's arm a few times.

After entering the screening hall, Fang Shaoyun was still singing Lulu's glorious performance just now. Because he was afraid of being harsh on Lulu again, Fang Shaoyun deliberately asked Kay to sit in the middle and keep a distance from Lulu.

Lulu couldn't help but say, "Don't look like a villain is successful. He thinks he has a high IQ. If I ask you a simple question, you will definitely not be able to answer it."

"What's the problem?" Fang Shaoyun said, "Don't let me prove 1+1=2. That person took a lifetime to make it."

Lulu said: "I'll ask you a question about watching movies. You said, there was a person who went there half an hour late because of something. Unexpectedly, when he went to the cinema, he didn't even see a single person. Why do you think it was?"

Fang Shaoyun said: "This is not simple. The movie is not screened normally. Everyone goes back to take a shower and go to bed."

Lulu added: "The movie is known to be screened normally."

"That's the movie is played with Hacker 2 dubbed by Lee YP, and everyone ran out and vomited."

"The movie is the latest blockbuster film of that year, and it was introduced in original form, which is extremely exciting."

"Did everyone be attracted to the A-film next door?"

"Get out, if you want to let go, only people like you will pass."

“…”

"Can you think it out?"

“…”

"I know that you can't think of an IQ with yours. Listen carefully and I'll tell you the answer."

Mr. Fang went to lengthen his ears.

"When did you see a half-person figure? If you want to see it, you will see the whole figure."

Mr. Fang went and fainted with a plop. "Lulu, you are too shameless, this is misleading."

"Ph, you're stupid."

At this time, the movie started, and Fang Shaoyun didn't remember the name later. He only remembered that in the movie, several men cut off life and death for a woman, and Kay was breathing like an orchid beside him.

When he came out of the cinema, Fang Shaoyun felt that if anyone snatched Kay with him in the future, he would definitely kill him without hesitation. When the cinema came out, it was getting late. Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu hopefully, hoping that she could complete the last part of today.

As a result, Lulu covered her mouth and yawned, saying, "I'm tired, let's go back to sleep." Kay nodded, "Well, I'm tired, too."

When Fang Shaoyun heard this, he became anxious and winked at Lulu for a few times, indicating that Lulu would forget the most important thing.

I happened to see a stall selling snacks not far away. Fang Shaoyun took the opportunity to say, "Kay, wait here first, Lulu and I go to buy something to eat." Then he quickly pulled Lulu and ran aside.

"You didn't say you wanted to teach me..."

"Take Kay to bed?"

Fang Shaoyun nodded embarrassedly: "This, I am actually quite a traditional person. Actually, I am not going to do anything today. I just want to hear your method."

Lulu laughed and thought, "Everyone comes to see the animals, come to see Huashanyue. But Lulu still said to Fang Shaoyun with a solemn look on his face: "You performed very well today. In fact, if you don't say it, I will help you fulfill your last wish, that is, bring Kay to bed."

Fang Shaoyun's heart was jumping around and said, "What should I do?"

"What should I do if I don't have to do, just send us back."

"You can take Kay to bed when you go back?"

"Of course, we are all tired, and Kay will definitely not want to play all night. When we go back, she will naturally go to bed obediently."

Fang Shaoyun, who suffered great psychological and physiological trauma, had his feet weakened and fell to the ground.

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"You have been buying a few barbecue skewers for so long? Fang Shaoyun, why do you look bad?" Kay asked Fang Shaoyun very concerned.

"Uh, there were a lot of people queuing up to buy it just now. I didn't look good? Maybe it was because I was smoked there for too long." Fang Shaoyun had the heart to enter the ancestral grave after saying this. He thought that he was obviously hit like this by Lulu, but now he still lies and deceives the pure Kay.

Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun with grief and anger and was very proud, and said to Fang Shaoyun: "Since you are uncomfortable, let's go back early."

Fang Shaoyun wanted to strangle this little woman who deceived her relationship for a day. Lulu ignored Fang Shaoyun's torture was crazy by himself. He pulled Kay's hand coquettishly and said, "Little baby, let's go home and sleep."

Lulu didn't know that sometimes he would jump over the wall if he was anxious. Fang Shaoyun had been abused to the point of being crazy. When he saw Lulu pulling Kay's little hand, Fang Shaoyun also became hot and held Kay's little hand.

Lulu was a little stupid at first glance: "Ah, you are still promising. You..."

"You are you, you only allow you to pull Kay's hand or not, I'm her boyfriend."

Kay's face was red and he didn't say anything.

"Okay, your wings are hard, aren't you?" After saying that, Lulu quickly stretched out his evil claws.

"Ah." Kay screamed in the quiet night, and Lulu had already touched her chest quickly.

After succeeding, Lulu was very proud of her: "How is it? I hold her hand, you dare to hold her hand. I even touched her. Do you dare?"

Fang Shaoyun was completely stupid.


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