Chapter 2 Sorry, I'm the Boss
Some things are very strange. Sometimes, when Fang Shaoyun likes to chat, he often opens six QQs to chat at the same time. However, after losing interest, one day Fang Shaoyun suddenly found that he had even forgotten his QQ password.
There are some things you are always afraid of losing, but after losing them, you find that you are still alive and are still living well.
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Fang Shaoyun found that he still slept well, and the number of times he had insomnia seemed to have been much less.
Generally speaking, Fang Shaoyun would get up at 8 am because the first class started at 8:30.
Fang Shaoyun would spend ten minutes to wear clothes, and then he said solemnly in front of the mirror: "Handsome guy, you are so handsome." Then he spent three minutes to wash up. Then he ran to the classroom at a flying speed, stayed once in between, and bought two buns that cost 50 cents each.
8:30 History class, the old professor with eyes asked: "Why did the Kuomintang army be defeated in the Dingyang Bridge Battle?" Fang Shaoyun replied: "The tactics are wrong." "What is wrong with the tactics?" "When fighting this kind of bridge-like battle, you must be flexible and maneuverable, roundabout, and cooperate with airdrop harassment. How can you win by blindly fighting the front?"
The old professor was shocked and never dared to discuss battles in the classroom again.
9:45 Economics class time. The professor asked, "If your financial strength is average but your income is stable, you will choose how to invest."
Fang Shaoyun, who was still considering why he was ravaged in a group beating yesterday, had no idea: "Have a dog."
"Well, this kind of investment is less, but the investment with good returns is also not bad. And there are fewer people doing it now and there are fewer competitions..."
"This is OK?" Fang Shaoyun's classmates all opened their eyes in surprise.
11:30, Fang Shaoyun came to the dining room with great admiration from his classmates. Fang Shaoyun's family conditions were not bad, and he received a good education since childhood. He had never suffered any hardships.
But this is not proportional to a person's eating habits. Fang Shaoyun's noodles look really makes people want to kick him to death. However, Fang Shaoyun has a hobby when eating. Ordinary people only sit with familiar people in groups, but Fang Shaoyun likes to find a seat and sit down, regardless of who is sitting on the long dining table.
Fang Shaoyun seemed to be very lucky today. When Fang Shaoyun sat casually, he found that there was a pretty girl sitting diagonally opposite him.
You should know that in science and engineering colleges with a ratio of 7:1, the chance of meeting a beautiful girl is almost the same as the chance of picking up a meal card in the canteen. When encountering a beautiful single girl, the chance of such a chance of winning a World Cup championship in Chinese football teams is almost the same.
So Fang Shaoyun's blood surged. If it weren't for the basin in his hand, Fang Shaoyun would have knelt down immediately and thanked the kind Lord.
After Fang Shaoyun squeezed out a smile that he thought was charming, he began to focus on dealing with the face in front of him. However, Fang Shaoyun had just eaten half of it and saw the sad and angry gaze of the girl opposite him.
Fang Shaoyun turned his head, then turned his head, and after confirming that there were no people around him, he asked carefully: "Is there anything wrong?"
The girl was distraught: "If I hadn't been awake, I would have thought I had been in the pigpen."
Fang Shaoyun was puzzled, so he turned his head and then turned his head. The environment was superior and the surrounding food was charming. What did it have to do with the pigpen?
"I have lived for so many years and never thought that eating noodles alone could make such a terrifying sound."
Fang Shaoyun ran away in panic. Fang Shaoyun ran away not because he blushed. Those who reached the junior year had already had thicker skin than the oldest tree bark on Yuelu Mountain. Fang Shaoyun ran away because he was afraid that if he was still there, the sad and angry girl opposite would cry.
No wonder that country is so perverted. It turns out that their tradition of eating noodles has such great lethality.
Hulu, Hulu, what is the scene like when a bunch of people eat noodles like this? Fang Shaoyun's eyes are wet.
After dinner, Fang Shaoyun rushed to the Internet cafe. Although Fang Shaoyun had his own network, it was Fang Shaoyun's favorite thing to open a black store in Haofang's rookie paradise.
The Internet cafe is called Life Internet Cafe. Fang Shaoyun doesn’t know who gave it this name, but every time Fang Shaoyun sees the sign with the word “life” hanging crookedly, he always inexplicably thinks of two words “venereal diseases” that scares all men.
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When the Internet cafe owner saw that he was an acquaintance, he immediately opened a camera seat and brought a cup of tea with a coquettish cup.
Fang Shaoyun looked at the boss's wife who was so charming and said seriously: "Boss wife, I don't need tea."
The boss's wife is not a good-looking lamp. She straightened her chest, threw a charming look, and deliberately said, "What are you going to say." Seeing that, Fang Shaoyun felt chills and remembered the golden fragrance jade that she likes to light candles in Longmen Inn.
But Fang Shaoyun was still serious, "Sorry, now I need a man, a strong man."
With a rush, the entire Internet cafe fell down.
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The man came soon. And it was indeed a strong man, a man with a big beard.
The man has a cool ID, Killall.
This ID makes people feel murderous intent at first glance, but Fang Shaoyun knows that this strong man like a livestock is a rookie. It is an absolute rookie.
Killall's name is the captain of Peng Feng. Fanatic Team.
There is certainly a reason why Fang Shaoyun thinks that Killall is a rookie, because Killall can't even beat Fang Shaoyun. What is Fang Shaoyun's level? Of course, Fang Shaoyun is very clear that a person who is in the Haofang Rookie Paradise is certainly not a master. And a person who can't even beat Fang Shaoyun is of course a rookie.
But Fang Shaoyun immediately showed a flattering smile, as if what Fang Shaoyun saw was Slayerboxer. Killall is not a master, but he is already the best 2V2 partner Fang Shaoyun can find in this Internet cafe.
There are no masters in this Internet cafe with a crooked "life" sign. The real masters are all in the "BOS" Internet cafe at the foot of the mountain, and Fang Shaoyun is also very clear about this.
There was once a stupid junior who asked Fang Shaoyun about this matter. "Since there are masters there, why don't you go to that Internet cafe?"
"It's better to be a boss or a little slut?"
"Of course it's good to be the boss."
"Then I am the boss here. Do I want to go to the BOS to make a 3rd person who meets people?" Fang Shaoyun looked at his junior at that time, just like looking at an idiot.
Note 1: In Country J, there is a tradition that you must make a sound when eating noodles, otherwise it will be considered impolite.
Note 2: Black shop refers to when a group of people sit together, you can look at each other and shout at each other. It is considered to be a very vulgar and vulgar approach in the interstellar world, but many people enjoy it.
Chapter completed!