Chapter 276 The world is unparalleled, the black wind double evil
LULU's acting skills are definitely first-class. Fang Shaoyun thinks it would be a pity for LULU to not participate in the Academy Awards.
LULU's eyes and pitiful look, as well as what he says now, fully reflect the delicate feelings of a Chinese woman who is a little helpless in the face of violence.
UPGEALOT felt that his heart suddenly became soft.
"Okay, then," said UPGEALOT. "If this joke is not good, you have to re-tell it."
"No problem." LULU said with a sensation. "LULU, I am the best at telling jokes."
KAY wanted to remind UPGEALOT at this time that LULU's jokes have always been very lethal, but seeing what everyone is looking forward to, KAY felt embarrassed to talk more.
LULU started telling jokes.
This joke also tells that some people go to restaurants for dinner, and that person likes to eat minced meat fans.
"Ah, I really like to eat minced meat vermicelli," Zhou Kenglong said to the waiter. "Add us some minced meat vermicelli."
"Don't interrupt. Let LULU finish the joke first." A group of people were very interested in LULU's joke. After hearing Zhou Kenglong interrupted LULU's joke, he said viciously to Zhou Kenglong.
Zhou Kenglong immediately stopped talking. Zhou Kenglong knew very well the truth that two fists could not match four hands, not to mention that there was a half-crazy UPGEALOT here. If it stimulated him again, it would be bad. He would chase him instead. So Zhou Kenglong could only silently make a gesture to ask the waiter to prepare the food.
"That man wanted to go to the restaurant to have a minced meat vermicelli that day," LULU continued. "But after arriving at the restaurant, I found out that the minced meat vermicellili had sold out."
"But the man saw someone on the table next to him was dazed at a pot of ground meat vermicelli, as if he didn't want to eat it. So the man asked the man on the table next to him in surprise, "If you want the vermicellilili of this pot of ground meat vermicellili. As a result, the man shook his head and said no. The man was so happy that he took the vermicellili and started eating it. As a result, he found that there was a furry and black little dead mouse under the basin. This man was so disgusting that he immediately spitted all the vermicelli who had eaten back into the basin. At this time, the man on the table next to him handed a napkin with sympathy and said, "It's very disgusting. I just did the same."
"Damn." A group of people almost vomited after hearing LULU's joke.
KAY looked at this group of people with sympathy, thinking that I had long known that the jokes LULU had always told were not very A or very disgusting. He had long been able to resist, and KAY had already heard this joke when he was accompanying LULU to the third canteen. At that time, the women at the table were also disgusting like the current group of people.
"Do you still let us eat?" Zhou Kenglong felt a sensation in his stomach. He finally restrained his desire to vomit. At this moment, a voice sounded next to Zhou Kenglong.
"Sir, please use the minced meat vermicelli you ordered."
A steaming portion of minced meat vermicelli was thrown in front of Zhou Kenglong.
"I..." Zhou Kenglong covered his mouth and put a few words out of his fingers. "I'll go to WC first." Then he ran away in panic.
"LULU, your joke is too..." UPGEALOT looked at Zhou Kenglong and said with a look of nod.
"What? Doesn't it sound good? Then I'll tell you one more." LULU said. "Why would I tell you the story of two brothers in the cinema?"
"Sister LULU. Please let me go." UPGEALOT was almost crying. "I have an old man above and a young man below, and I don't want to die here. I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have chased Fang Shaoyun from your family. You have a lot of them, let me go."
"Ah, what's wrong with you?" LULU looked at UPGEALOT with a strange look and said. "I didn't care about you. It's okay if you don't listen to jokes. At worst, I'll just stop talking. Okay, it's all served. Let's start eating."
After saying that, LULU dragged the steaming pot of fans over and put them in the middle, and said to UPGEALOT.
"Come on, don't be polite, eat as hot as you eat. Eat more, it will be not delicious when it is cold. Even if Fang Shaoyun beats you into the loser group, you'll apologize to you."
"I..." UPGEALOT looked at the basin of vermicelli, held the chopsticks in his hand and put them down again. After a while, he finally couldn't help but cover his mouth and said, "I, I'll go to WC as well."
"What are these people doing? They are rushing to join WG one by one." Fang Shaoyun said, "It seems that they have to buy them a box of Huiren Shenbao."
After saying that, Fang Shaoyun quickly said to the waiter.
This basin of minced meat vermicelli was ordered by our customer. He is now going to WC. You can help him out and heat it first, and wait for them to come back before bringing it out for him.
Gao Ming and Huang Wanyi looked at Fang Shaoyun and couldn't speak. They felt that LULU and Fang Shaoyun were indeed an unparalleled couple. If these two people had been walking together for a long time ago, they would definitely be afraid of everyone. I'm afraid even the two evil spirits in the Legend of the Condor Heroes could not compare to them.
Zhou Kenglong and UPGEALOT stayed in WC for twenty minutes before coming out. Both of them felt that they were about to spit out all the bitter galls. The joke of LULU was combined with a pot of hot basin of minced meat, which was so powerful. The two of them vomited for a long time before they recovered.
"They should have finished the pot of that stuff now." Zhou Kenglong said very carefully. At this time, Zhou Lilong didn't even dare to say the names of the vermicelli fans. He was afraid that once he said it, the two of them would be disgusting and vomiting.
"It's been twenty minutes. It's probably over." UPGEALOT said. "Let's go out."
So the two of them returned miserably to the private room where Fang Shaoyun, LULU and KAY were.
When the two returned to the private room, Fang Shaoyun and his group had already eaten, the dishes were flying everywhere, the corners of their mouths flowed, and there was not much oil left on the table.
"Damn, you eat so fast, don't wait for us." Zhou Kenglong felt that his stomach was already very hungry at this time.
UPGEALOT also felt dizzy. I got up in the morning to play the game and I haven't eaten anything, and I vomited for a while. At this time, I smelled such an attractive fragrance. I can bear it.
The two of them pulled their chopsticks and sat down. After taking a few quick bites, they were still muttering, saying, "You have eaten all the good things."
At this moment, a waiter quickly brought a basin and walked over.
A steaming basin was placed in front of UPGEALOT and Zhou Kenglong.
"Sir, your fans are always hot for you. Eat quickly. If you don't eat it, you'll steam it. "Ah..." Zhou Kenglong and UPGEALOT both covered their mouths and rushed out again.
"Sir, these two people?" The waiter looked at Fang Shaoyun strangely.
"Forget it, they may urinate frequently." Fang Shaoyun looked at his watch and said, "Please pay. Otherwise, it would take a while to have a good meal and have a good rest. Fang Shaoyun, who was proudly returning to the game lounge. At this time, LULU and KAY had already started napping in the stands, waiting for the start of the game at 1:30 in the afternoon.
Five minutes before the lottery ceremony of the loser group, at 1:20, Zhou Kenglong looked pale and came to the game lounge shakingly.
SOUL and others looked at Zhou Kenglong, who was overly drunk and had no idea what Zhou Kenglong did in the past hour at noon, and how could he go from being fierce to becoming a sick person?
Huang Wanyi and Gao Ming wanted to explain to him the tragic experience of Zhou Kenglong and UPGEALOT, but at this time the host was already announcing that the draw for the loser group had begun.
Gao Ming, Huang Wanyi and five others rushed to the stage and began to compete with who was lucky enough to win the only bye.
In the Luck Competition, the winner this time was SOUL. SOUL, who was just defeated by Fang Shaoyun in the morning, proudly took out a small ball without a number written on it.
Gao Ming drew FINGEN as his opponent, and the remaining Huang Wanyi's opponent was naturally Zhao Rufeng FINGEN's luck in the last round. He drew a bye and met Gao Ming, and FINGEN's luck would not be much better.
FINGEN is already a player from the West Mountain. With his competitive state, it is not easy to get to this day. Gao Ming is in his year of playing and his current state is very good. So after the two matches.
Gao Ming got FINGEN with a score of 2:0. Huang Wanyi and Zhao Rufeng were both easy to kill. After a noon break, Zhao Rufeng was obviously not as tired as the morning. In fact, this kind of game is psychological fatigue, and for professional players who have been trained for a long time, there is no physical feeling at all. And psychological fatigue is just a matter of a while, so after the lunch break, Zhao Rufeng's condition was obviously much better. When Gao Ming won the game, Huang Wanyi and Zhao Rufeng had already fought one-to-one. The third duel was already beginning.
Chapter completed!