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Chapter 301: The Elite Club (Part 2)

The players in the National Assembly Hall arrived one after another. Fang Shaoyun saw PETEN and Levitra sitting down not far in front.

"How about it? If you meet in the game, can you let me go?" KNIFE was seducing Gou Xiaoyun at this time, saying that Gou Xiaoyun would only let Gou Xiaoyun play KNIFE in the game, KNIFE would make Gou Xiaoyun two hot German MMs, and Guan Bao made Gou Xiaoyun feel dying.

But Gou Xiaoyun refused at once, which made Xie Xiaoshi admire him, believing that Gou Xiaoyun is a role model for Chinese players and a great proletarian junk warrior who can reject any sugar-coated shells.

But Gou Xiaoyun's next words almost made Xie Xiaoshi faint. Gou Xiaoyun said, "Who doesn't know that you foreign women look good when you were young, but after thirty, they will start to deform their figure and rough skin. If you accidentally grow up like a beer barrel." Who dares to ask? You wanted to bring a Chinese wife back then, but now you use Germany to tempt me. You think I am a child and want to fool me."

"Don't mention the past again." KNIFE's face turned red very rarely.

"What past happens?" Fang Shaoyun's interest suddenly came. He felt that if a person with a very thick-skinned face could make a person like KNIFE blush, there must be countless wonderful things to dig. But when Fang Shaoyun was about to inquire about KNIFE's romantic past, a brilliant fire appeared on the stage of the competition venue.

"Damn, is it on fire?" Fang Shaoyun was startled. If a fire broke out in so many people, it would not be a fun thing. But when Fang Shaoyun was about to escape, he found that everyone around him looked calm. Fang Shaoyun looked carefully and saw that there were some devices for setting fires on the stage. At this time, many fireworks were sprayed out at once, and the fire trees and silver flowers were very beautiful.

"There is something wrong with setting off fireworks in broad daylight. If you have the ability, get some spiritual storm out and let it go." As Fang Shaoyun murmured, two hosts of a man appeared on the stage in a year and said in a very deceptive voice, "Welcome to Busan, South Korea. Welcome to the Congress Hall. Welcome to the scene to watch the competition of the best contestants in the world..."

"Koreans are indeed good-looking," said Xie Xiaoshi. "I thought the male and female protagonists in Korean dramas are more beautiful, but I didn't expect that the support of men and women here is also handsome and beautiful."

"What? You don't know." Fang Shaoyun said. "Don't be confused by their appearance. Don't you know that they have plastic surgery here? It is said that the parents here have prepared two fees for the child since their child was born, one was the child's study fee and the other was the child's plastic surgery fee."

"Is it really that exaggerated?" Xie Xiaoshi said. "You are not fooling me."

"Who is scaring you?" Fang Shaoyun said. "You don't know. Why do you often quarrel in hospitals in South Korea?"

"Frequent quarrels? Why? Is it because the hospitals here have a poor service attitude?"

"It's not a quarrel with the doctor." Fang Shaoyun said. "It's a quarrel among the people who came to the hospital."

"That's why." Xie Xiaoshi said.

"Because they usually come to the hospital with a girl who is about to be a mother, and then the woman gives birth to a child. The two of them found that the child looked ugly and did not look like a handsome father or a beautiful mother at all, so they both thought that the other party had an affair, so they started a quarrel."

"Strange, that handsome guy and beautiful girl, why are the children born so ugly?" Xie Xiaoshi said. "It's impossible. If it's not an affair, is it a genetic mutation?"

"Damn, you don't understand this?" Fang Shaoyun looked at Xie Xiaoshi depressedly and said. "You know a pig was killed by running and hitting him to death. Why didn't he die?"

"have no idea."

"It's because it can't turn and kill it." Fang Shaoyun said. "The two looked beautiful, but they turned out to be ugly. Isn't it because both of them were not beautiful, and they were plastic surgery?"

"Damn, so that's how it is." Xie Xiaoshi suddenly realized, and felt that no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the two hosts on the stage had plastic surgery.

After joking with Xie Xiaoshi, Fang Shaoyun became a little bored again. At this time, the two hosts were still talking in a zealous manner, but Fang Shaoyun obviously didn't understand. Fang Shaoyun had already finished reading the newspaper he was carrying at the beginning, so Fang Shaoyun couldn't help but look at the surrounding scenery to see if he could see something novel. But Fang Shaoyun turned his head and saw LULU and KAY. LULU and KAY were actually not far behind Fang Shaoyun. When Fang Shaoyun turned around, LULU was very naughty and made a face and blinked twice.

Fang Shaoyun was so shocked that he almost fell off the chair.

"Haha." LULU felt very proud of himself who scared Fang Shaoyun. "KAY, look at him, I was shocked."

"Haha, why are you scaring him?" KAY smiled.

"Who made him jealous yesterday?" LULU looked at Fang Shaoyun and said. "And after this guy bought us the ticket, he couldn't even see his face clearly. Xiao Liu was smarter and made us come here."

"Haha, I'm not bad." Xiao Liu said proudly. "Anyway, this staff's rest area is not satisfactory."

"Look, look, that guy." LULU said, lit up a skinny guy. "Is he a star player too?"

After scaring Fang Shaoyun, LULU began to look at all the people from all over the world. When he saw these people, LULU found that it was still very interesting.

"You are talking about him." Xiao Liu glanced at him and said. "His nickname is King Kong."

"Kingang?" LULU and KAY couldn't help laughing. Which person with the same bamboo pole is called Kingang. This image is too far from that Kingang who has developed limbs and masturbates in a skyscraper for his beloved woman."

"I don't know this. It seems that this guy plays more fiercely." Xiao Liu said. "Look at how he climbed into the skyscraper, he was probably blown away by the wind. Why are you still flying?"

"Look, look."

Following LULU's finger, KAY and Xiao Liu saw a guy with red hair and sunglasses.

"That." Xiao Liu said, "That guy is one of the qualifying players in France. It is said that he has always regarded EKLY as an idol, so he also wore pairs of sunglasses during the game."

"What about that one," LULU said, pointing to a fat guy. "Which guy's nickname is Piqiu or Hippo?"

"Haha, that guy's nickname is not a ball or a hippo," Xiao Liu explained. "That guy's nickname is a drummer."

"drummer?"

"Yes, this guy always likes to smash the mouse on the table a few times, just like playing drums. He is a Brazilian qualifier and is also a bit famous."

"Who is that guy who is the one who banned cigarettes one after another?"

"Damn, I don't know you either." Xiao Liu picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted in Korean, "008,008, contestant area, B2 position, there is a guy smoking, please go and deal with it."

LULU Ye Liang quickly saw a security guard appearing in front of the contestant, and the contestant helplessly put a ignited cigarette in the hands of the security guard on the scene.

Among the 120 contestants from more than 80 countries, there were really too many contestants with personality. LULU had just carefully looked at half of the people and found a riot at the scene, and many people were applauding excitedly, as if they were about to perform a striptease on it.

But when LULU looked up, he found that there were two middle-aged uncles standing on it. The two uncles looked quite old, but they were dressed very individually. One of them wore a very sporty sportswear, but his belly was a bit too big, but it pushed the sportswear out a semicircle, as if there was a blue ball inside.

Another uncle looked much better in figure, but there was a red ribbon on his head and two words were written in Korean. However, both of them were aggressive, as if they were about to fight with others.

"Who are these two?" LULU asked. "The man with a red ribbon on his head looks stupid. What's it written on it."

"These two are the mayors of Busan and Seoul." Xiao Liu was also a little excited. "The middle-aged man with red ribbons is the mayor of Seoul. The two words written on his head are sure to win."

"Yes?" LULU immediately looked awe of these two people. Regardless of whether they were handsome or not, LULU felt that it would be enough for the two people to stand up and fight like a real man at this time, which was enough to be respectful to people.

LULU believes that the mayor of Seoul, who had red ribbons, would probably win the game, because if it weren't for the confidence, this guy wouldn't have murderously tied the red ribbon with the words "Must Win" on his head. It reminded LULU of the guy who played Street Fighter when he was a child.

However, when LULU was thinking this way, the mayor of Busan on the stage took off his coat and revealed a pullover inside. It also had huge Korean words on it.

With a "thump", LULU almost fainted.

"What is this uncle written on it?" LULU said. "What I can't write is the left green dragon, the right white tiger, and the old cow in the middle."

"The one written on his clothes is a must-kill." Xiao Liu said excitedly. "It seems that there is a good show."


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