"I just know the little maid who protects you!" Huang Lan's tone was full of dissatisfaction.

"Yes." An Yang still rubbed Xiaochan's head, "Can you still protect your little maid?"

"But you are too biased. You are obviously using such lies to fool me, but when I use them to fool your little maid, you stand up and expose me!" Huang Lan said with some dissatisfaction, and then looked at Xiaochan again.

"He is here to comfort you, don't believe him. If you don't believe me, you will not regret it even if you regret it!"

However, Xiaochan just looked at her weakly, silently without saying a word.

Obviously, she believed Anyang completely without reservation. She just listened silently to the lies that Huang Lan had painstakingly woven, and then thought to herself that she was so stupid that she was even worse than that...rabbit.

Anyang patted the little fox's head again and said with a smile: "Don't think about it all. How could you, a carnivore, know that you want to spit seeds when you eat fruits? And you don't have relevant experience in this area. Of course, you don't know what will happen after these seeds are swallowed into your stomach."

"Well..." Xiaochan nodded, his voice still a little low.

"Let's have a meal!"

"Um……"

Although she still felt a little bit of aggrieved after being bullied, she picked up the chopsticks and started to eat slowly on her own.

After breakfast, Comrade Xiaoqian and Xiaochan went to wash the dishes.

Anyang sat on the sofa and saw that Huang Lan had rarely played games or practiced embroidery, nor did she practice calligraphy and painting skills. Instead, she sat on the sofa with a look of resentment on her face, as if she was in a daze and pondering, or thinking about which dish was the best this morning and she didn't enjoy it.

"What's wrong? Why are you so silent?"

"I don't want to talk to you!" Huang Lan turned her head and continued to stare at the ceiling casually.

"Cough cough." An Yang coughed twice, then looked at Huang Lan's expression at this time, a little surprised, "Why, did I offend you, Fellow Daoist Huang Lan."

"No!" Huang Lan continued to stare at the ceiling.

"I was teasing you but protecting Xiaochan, which made you feel unfair?" Anyang asked in surprise.

"No! How is it possible! I am the king of beasts, so I am not that stingy!" Huang Lan refused, paused, and added, "That little fox is diligent and sensible, and can do laundry and cook. He is indeed more likable than me!"

Anyang pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "King, you are the king of beasts, how can you be so stingy!"

"Where do I have it!"

"You just admitted it."

"Is that right?" Huang Lan's eyes opened slightly, and then muttered in a low voice, "Is it exposed again?"

"I heard it." Anyang said.

"What?"

"I heard what you said." An Yang shook his head helplessly, "The reason I take special care of Xiaochan is because that girl is too naive and she really believes such a simple lie! You said, if she really believes it, from then on, Cha Wushou and Fried, she will worry about growing vines from her mouth and nose all day long. Who will cook for us in the future, and who will wash clothes for you and the rabbit?"

"Uh..." Huang Lan's eyes were slightly stunned, "It sounds like something makes sense."

"Yes, it makes sense."

"It seems... it's not!" Huang Lan suddenly reacted, "But why do you use it to fool me? Although I can't cook and wash clothes, if I believe it and suffer from anxiety disorder, the consequences will be very serious! Don't forget that I am a super fierce tiger!"

"On our earth, tigers usually use their heads to plan."

"Okay, then I'm a super fierce tiger!" Huang Lan stared at him seriously, as if she wanted to see some flaws from his expression, which could be seen with her IQ and eyesight.

"Also, don't change the subject and answer my honest answer. Can you let me worry all day long that I can't change the subject and answer my words honestly. I don't have the value of caring because I can't wash and cook, and I can let me worry all day long that I will grow vines from my mouth and nose one day?"

"Of course not!" An Yang rejected it first, then remained silent for a few seconds before saying, "That's because I have enough trust in your IQ. I know you will not be deceived by such tricks... and even if you are fooled, if you really show symptoms such as anorexia and depression... although this possibility is not high..."

Before he finished speaking, Huang Lan immediately rushed to take over the conversation and said, "Of course the possibility is not high. I will not be anorexia and depression! I am the king of all beasts. I will only be crazy and fierce because of anxiety. I will eat you first, and then eat the little fox that you love!"

"Is that right?...But that little fox has the Dinghai God Pearl, that thing is so amazing!"

"Ding...Dinghai Shenzhu, Li... So what if it's so powerful? I'm the king of all beasts. She's just a little fox. Can't I deal with her?"

"Okay OK, then I'll continue." An Yang pulled the corner of his mouth, "If you really show symptoms of crazy arousal due to anxiety and want to eat people, then I will tell you the truth like Xiaochan."

"I will tell me the truth when I want to eat people!"

"It can also be when you are anorexia and depression, but you said it yourself, you will not be anorexia and depression at all, you will only be crazy and then eat people. Otherwise, how could I know that you really believe it and feel anxious about it?" Anyang spread his hands and said helplessly, "Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, why are you so unreasonable today?"

"Is it because I was unreasonable?" Huang Lan's face darkened, and her fingernails, like a hook, suddenly stretched out from her fingertips, almost reaching towards Anyang, "I, the king of beasts, can sit here and listen to you say so much, it's enough to give you face! If you don't believe me, go to the zoo and try it. How can a tiger sit in front of you and listen to you say this!"

"You finally compared yourself to the tiger in the zoo." An Yang exposes lightly.

"I...I don't!"

"I've recorded it." An Yang raised the phone in his hand. "I originally wanted to record your jealous and sulky look and appreciate it, and choose what you are in a good mood to tease you. I didn't expect to hear this passage, so that there will be more embarrassing things about you in my hand."

"You... I'm not jealous and sulking! Can that be considered jealous? Can it be considered sulking? Do you have any common sense?" Huang Lan said angrily, "Hurry up and take the phone over and let me delete the things inside. I have a lot of them, and you just explained that you barely passed. I won't pursue this matter!"

"Can you not give it?"

"no!"

"Then take it." Anyang obediently handed Huang Lan the mobile phone like a black glass panel.

Huang Lan took the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.

So she was about to delete the recording.

After a moment

"How do you turn on your phone? The screen doesn't light up and there are no buttons. What's going on!"

"If you don't say it, right? Isn't it just a mobile phone? Is it difficult to get the talented and intelligent king?"

“…I still don’t know how to drive it!”

"Tell me quickly! How to drive it!"

"Don't say anything, right! I've tore it apart for you!"

"Don't you speak yet?"

"It's really tearing? Look, the claws are all lit up!"

"snort!"

“…can’t tear it apart.”

Huang Lan was busy talking to herself and jumping up and down for a long time. Anyang also sat on the sofa opposite, crossing his legs and watching the show without saying a word. In the end, Huang Lan compromised and threw the phone to Anyang in disgust and said, "Give it back to you this lump that can't be moved, but I declared in advance that I was not jealous or sulking. I was just unwell. Do you know?"

"I know!" Anyang replied cheerfully.

Huang Lan just looked satisfied and heard him say, "It's just some phenomena that arise from my uneven distribution of love. It's all my fault. I will review myself."

"Then I'll let it go... nonsense!"

"By the way, Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, if you really count on your age, how old are you this year from the beginning of your enlightenment and transformation?"

"Why tell you!"

"I asked very seriously."

"Why ask!"

"Because I found that your unreasonable today is very similar to the emotional abnormalities caused by physiological changes in women on our earth after reaching a certain age." Anyang stared at Huang Lan seriously, "So I want to ask clearly, if you are, I should be kind to you recently, after all, everyone says that."

"What...oh! I'm!" Huang Lan looked at him in an old man's posture, "So you can be nice to me. I want to eat sauce elbow flowers, Dongpo elbows elbows, braised elbows and steamed elbows at noon today!"

"Then may I ask you about your period..." An Yang hesitated for a long time with a embarrassed look before continuing, "Have you stopped?"

"Ah? What?" Huang Lan was stunned for a long time before suddenly reacting, her face turned red, "What are you talking about? I am not you human, where does that kind of thing come from? I am the king of beasts and always want to declare my majesty. How could such troublesome things be allowed to drag me back!"

"Then have your ovarian function gradually declined?"

Huang Lan's face turned redder and Nuonuo said, "This is even more impossible. Although I am a hero in the world and have never planned to have a child, I am in my youth and a practitioner, and all the functions of my body are absolutely intact!"

"Give birth." Anyang corrected.

"Fellow Daoist Anyang, I want to duel with you."

"Okay, let's talk about the serious matter." An Yang frowned and thought for a long time before saying, "Since your warm nest function has not declined, nor has menstrual periods, what exactly causes your estrogen level to drop, which causes a series of syndromes such as autonomic nervous system disorders and metabolic disorders? Oh, by the way, to put it bluntly, it is the reason why you are unreasonable today."

"What, what's the reason..." Huang Lan was confused.

"Hmm? Didn't you admit it?"

"What did I admit?" Huang Lan looked at him in confusion.

“Menopausal!”

"What is that..."

"...Okay, I think I know." An Yang sighed helplessly. No matter what, he finally successfully diverted the tigress's attention.

Look, she didn't care about sulking now, and instead took out her phone to search for information about menopause.

Anyang looked at her for a few seconds, suddenly stood up and stretched, and said, "It's so sleepy, fellow Taoist Huang Lan, please play first, I'm going upstairs to rest."

"But it's only morning now." Huang Lan buried her head in typing, saying without raising her head, "Are you a pig?"

"Don't you cats often sleep lazily in the same place during the day?"

"That's because we have stronger strength. If we stay active for a long time, we will consume a lot of energy. After all, we are not like foxes or rabbits. Even cats of the same size can easily bite the fox to death." Huang Lan said.

"No, I have to leave." Anyang didn't answer her bragging words and walked upstairs quickly.
To be continued...