"Where's the trouble!"

The white magician said angrily, "I saved your life. This is the first time I have met someone like you who is ungrateful!"

"Don't you go to bed in the middle of the night? You have to go to the first area, of course it's trouble." Qi Yu yawned.

"The guy who was still wandering outside in the middle of the night was not qualified to say such things!" said the white magician excitedly.

"It makes sense to say this." Qi Yu nodded in agreement, and then changed his mind, "But I still feel troublesome."

"If you think it's troublesome, don't go out and wander around in the middle of the night, bastard!" A stream of blue veins popped up on the white magician's forehead.

In fact, the alliance is very relaxed in the activity of the guardian. After all, the so-called rank is just a name, not a direct interest or power. Even if it is an S-level guardian, if it encounters the lowest D-level guardian, he cannot command him to do something.

But it was not so relaxed that one person called the Guardian Alliance and told them that they had been rescued by a certain Guardian. The coalition staff "stopped" to increase the activity of the Guardian.

In the situation like Qi Yu encountered, in the middle of the night, there was almost no one on the street. Either the white magician took the monster's corpse back or scanned, or Qi Yu ran to the alliance branch with a posture of "The Guardian saved me and he was my god, I am a brainless fan of him for life. If you don't increase his activity, I will cut my wrist in front of me and commit suicide." Only then can I increase the activity of the white magician.

"Tell me, what exactly should you do to admit that your life was saved by me?" The white magician looked at Qi Yu.

"Oh?" Qi Yu was stunned, "Actually, I won't be able to do anything even if you don't come. By the way, is it really good if you talk to me here and don't kill that monster? What if it runs away?"

Hearing Qi Yu's words, the white magician laughed: "A stupid civilian doesn't understand the terror of this monster. He can crush an ant like you with one finger!"

"Trembling!"

As if in order to cooperate with the words of the White Magician, the voice of the sinister test that was constantly declining in existence roared again, "Treep! Trembling under the shadow of the Great Demon King of the Nineteenth Levels of Hell!"

"I always feel... something is wrong?" Qi Yu thought, touching his chin.

At this moment, a window in a small building next to the street was opened, and a standard curse came: "Where did the broken bird come from? The ghosts in the middle of the night are so loud! Look at me braised you!"

Next is the sound of flapping wings, and the hoarse and sinister test just now, and the panicked voice: "Oh, I am afraid of the great devil, stupid-"

"I'm afraid of your whole family! Look at me who caught you and stewed!"

A gray parrot flapped its wings and flew down from the window on the other side, fluttering a few gray feathers, falling on the shoulders of the white magician, with a small trumpet hanging on it, and kept shouting: "I am afraid of the Great Demon King, fear of the Great Demon King!"

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"You are a liar!" Qi Yu pointed at the white magician and suddenly realized that no wonder he always felt something was wrong. This was the first time he had encountered monsters and guardians who talked so much nonsense. Monsters and guardians were all the enemies of life and death. Both sides started to fight to death without saying three words. Most monsters were full of destruction and conquest. Naturally, humans did not want to be destroyed and conquered, and there was no irreconcilable contradiction. There was basically nothing to say, and I would say it after I beat it. Of course, at least one party could not speak after the fight.

"Ahem..."

The white magician coughed twice and forcibly stuffed the noisy parrot on his shoulder into his arms. He didn't know what he did, "I'm not a liar, this is just a small one - play, no, it's an exercise, do you understand?"

"exercise?"

"Of course. Now that monsters are appearing, the frequency of various disasters is gradually increasing compared to a few years ago. In order to deal with this phenomenon, the Guardians Alliance has specially launched an exercise. In order to make you civilians more vigilant, look at it, you show that you are now zero points! Zero points!" The white magician became more and more excited as he spoke, and even believed himself.

The so-called highest level of lying is to deceive yourself, and he has obviously reached this level.

"Oh, then you can score slowly, goodbye." Qi Yu turned his head decisively and left. He was not interested in continuing to get involved with this liar.

"Zero points! You are zero points!"

The white magician roared at Qi Yu's back twice, and finally regained a little confidence in being a "guardian". He is not a lie to be a guardian, but he is very weak. When he encountered any monster in the past, he would run away like an ordinary person and escape faster. Every time he forced himself to show off his power, he would be beaten half to death and rescued by civilians. After a long time, he almost lost his identity as a guardian, so he had to come up with this worst, hoping to deceive people to improve his activity.

This is his first time to come out tonight. He is inevitably a little unskilled in his business. He met Qi Yu, a guy who thought he was very smart, but his IQ was actually only a little bit, but his own strength was very strong and he could not get into all kinds of oil and salt. After being entangled, he was inexplicably disrupted by a guy who was angry at getting up. It can be said that he died before he could succeed, which made the hero cry.

"His uncle! I don't believe it anymore. I can't wait for a fat sheep!" The white magician encouraged himself, looked around, and began to find the next place of crime.

This time, in order to avoid disrupting the situation again by "an disturber who was awakened by the middle of the night and full of violent emotions", the white magician chose relatively few places, such as parks.

But the park in the middle of the night was not just a small crowd, but the result was that there was no one at all.

The white magician shook for two hours in the cold wind and did not wait for any fat sheep. He couldn't help but shook his head and was disappointed. Just as he was about to give up and find a cheaper hotel to deal with for one night, a little noise suddenly came from the depths of the park.

The white magician stood up excitedly, looked over there, and whispered, "Is business coming?" He whistled, and the gray crow, who was originally parked on the dim street light, immediately flapped his wings and flew towards that side, and even made a husky laughter.

The white magician tidied up his clothes and walked towards that side with elegant steps. Five minutes later, a shrill cry suddenly came from the woods deep in the park. After a while, the white magician walked out again, with his noisy crow still on his shoulders.

But the crow turned black, and his blood-red eyes looked extremely strange in the darkness. The white magician showed a cruel smile on his face: "I didn't expect that I would have such a chance, and I would make those who look down on me tremble, scream, and worship under my feet!"

If Qi Yu saw this scene, he would definitely sigh: "As a matter of fact, the guardians are all second-tier diseases."

But he is now walking on the road to go home, and by the way he looks for a midnight snack stall that can be opened until dawn to have midnight snacks. He is so happy that he naturally has no time to sigh at the problem of second-second or second-second.

Qi Yu, who found a job again, felt relieved and happily spent five days. He received a call from Chen Qin and wanted Qi Yu to accompany her to buy some clothes.

After all, among all kinds of clothes, it seemed that she could barely wear sailor clothes for the first time when she met her sailor clothes. During the days of Qi Yu's family, Qi Yu bought a set of pajamas for her to deal with. Now she really needs to buy clothes.

When Qi Yu saw Chen Qin, she was still wearing a sailor suit. There was no doubt that the short skirt must be black safety pants under it.

"Where is your aircraft?" Qi Yu asked curiously.

"I'm not here to maintain peace, I'm here to buy clothes. Do you know how to buy clothes? Everything that is buying clothes and thinking about other things is heretics! It's going to be sanctioned!" Chen Qin said with a sermon.

Qi Yu nodded sympathetically. He could fully understand how difficult it is for a girl who has always satisfied her sister's uniform hobby to have a chance to decide what clothes to buy.

But soon Qi Yu knew that his sympathy just now should be given to him. Chen Qin, who was rarely liberated, bought clothes by "I don't want this, this, that, and that one, and I will wrap everything else." Even under Qi Yu's stop, the two of them were still covered with various clothes bags in less than an hour. Judging from Chen Qin's appearance, the battle had just begun.

"Then what, can I leave first?" Qi Yu, who noticed that something was wrong, of course he planned to slip away first.

"Hey, didn't you promise my sister to take care of me?" Chen Qin looked at Qi Yu.

"But I'm so tired." Qi Yu said.

"You collected the money!" Chen Qin slapped the table and said to Chen Qin righteously.

Qi Yu is obviously a very contractual person. Chen Qin has figured this out after more than ten days of getting along with each other. The promised thing will definitely be done.

"And, isn't it the honor of you guys, uncles, to go shopping with beautiful girls like me?" Chen Qin raised her little face proudly and tugged her hair with her hands.

Judging from the unlucky guys who inserted the straws around her, or inserted them into her nose, and then got beaten up by her girlfriend's nose, Chen Qin is indeed a beautiful girl. She just needs to be a little smaller than her peers. She looked petite than her peers. Originally, the word "youthful" and "petty" should be used. Now the words that are most suitable for this little girl should be "cute", "sexy", and "petty".

"I am a magician and will not be moved by beauty." Qi Yu said very calmly. He remembered clearly that the book "Meditation Book" said that before the magic power is perfect, if you cannot maintain your child's body, you will not be able to lock in the magic power, resulting in constant loss of magic power.

As for how great it is, according to the above "Meditation Book", it is necessary to use magic at the level of "Black Demon Arrival". However, there is no magic recorded in "Meditation Book", so that Qi Yu has always maintained a true magician posture that is not close to the female-colored one.
Chapter completed!