Chapter 74 The Prime Minister was also young
In the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty, Yijie Jinlan was a very popular way of dating. The typical example was naturally the ten brothers of Yishe led by Zhao Kuangyin. Of course, after he became emperor, he did not see how good he was to the nine brothers. It is estimated that in his heart, those nine more pieces were not as good as the hair of his younger brother Zhao Guangyi.
So it was natural that Lu Mengzheng, Li Weng, Sun Yue, and Wang Dan, chopped the chicken head and burned yellow paper, and placed a portrait of Guan Er Ge. When one of them hit the ground and got up again, the eldest brother and the second brother called him. Others just thought it was four little babies making a fuss. Only Sun Chunming was so scared when he heard the other three names.
Sun Yue even thought excitedly that if he could do something in the future, would this day be recorded in history?
Of course, swornship is always sorted in order according to age. The eldest brother Lu Mengzheng is fifteen years old this year. This guy is here to take the exam. The second brother Li Feng is twelve years old, the youngest brother Wang Dan is five years old, and he becomes the third brother.
After drinking, the three of them were dizzy and turned Wang Dan to the construction site of the skateboard club, and gave them one person a set of skateboards, and briefly taught some skills to play this thing. Although this place belongs to Zhao Guangmei in name, all he put in was his hard work.
After the sworn brotherhood, the few people naturally became familiar with each other. Everyone chatted for a while, and suddenly Li Ying said, "Fourth brother, you are a child of an official family. This... I want to ask about something, don't laugh at the second brother."
Wang Dan said in a cute and cute way: "What's the matter?"
"That... do you have a wet nurse?"
"Yes, I have."
"Then... are you still breastfeeding?"
Wang Dan's face turned dark and he was unhappy when he pouted.
"Brother, don't get me wrong. I'm just curious. I haven't eaten milk since I remembered it. I just want to know, what does that... woman's breasts taste like? I heard it's very soft?"
Lu Mengzheng slapped Li Feng in the head and cursed: "What are you thinking? The fourth brother is still so young, don't say anything like this."
"Oh, am I just curious?"
Sun Yue covered her forehead helplessly. She really didn't expect that Li Wen, who was rigorous, pure, and famous for his reputation as a holy prime minister, would be such a person when he was young. What kind of stimulation will you be in the next thirty years?
Lu Mengzheng and Sun Yue naturally ignored him. Wang Dan's child might be relatively simple. After thinking about it, he said, "It's quite soft, like two buns."
"Oh~ buns."
As he said that, a slutty smile appeared on the face of Xiaopang.
Lu Mengzheng couldn't help but say, "Second brother, if you are really curious, why don't we go back to Fengle Tower and ask the third brother to call you two drinkers, and you can touch it yourself?"
Sun Yue's face turned dark and said, "This store is a high-end place. It does not provide such low-end services. All girls will sell their skills and not sell themselves."
In fact, when Li Wen's age was just a child who had some function and could use it, many young masters from officials were also broken with their maids at this age. Ordinary families without this condition generally naturally did not have this treatment. Sometimes they were more imaginative, but it was normal. Sun Yue also came from this stage in his previous life, understand.
Well, when he was so old in his previous life, when he turned off the lights in the dormitory at night, he discussed topics similar to those that were not suitable for children.
So after thinking about it, Sun Yue still reminded: "Second brother, from a medical perspective, it is not a good thing for men to break their body too early, well...especially for that matter, use less hands, otherwise when you really want that matter when you get older, well... it will be more embarrassing."
Li Han: "Ha?"
"Ahem, well, that's all, you can take it to your heart. If you don't read your Ukiyo-e picture in the future, try not to read it, it's not good for your health."
"oh."
Sun Yue thought to himself, this is all my experience as a veteran in my previous life. I don’t know how precious it is when I am young, but I look forward to it when I am old... Cough cough, I’m off topic.
In this way, it was dark and the four people dispersed reluctantly. Li Han came to Kaifeng for the exam, so he simply moved into Fengle Tower. Sun Chunming gave him a discount, and Fengle Tower naturally had accommodation services.
Needless to say, Lu Mengzheng is now living on the club construction site, and Wang Dan is too young, Sun Yue has to send him home. As a result, he suddenly realized that he had only been to Beicheng, which he had only been to Da Nei several times, and he still went straight to Da Nei, without knowing the way at all. Wang Dan had never left Beicheng. The two of them stared at each other, and they didn't know how to go home.
So Sun Yue had to take Wang Dan home first and ask his family to send him back.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Cao Jun still practicing martial arts. He greeted each other and Cao Jun said, "Brother Yue, who is this kid? Why is it so ugly?"
Wang Dan's face turned black and his little nose twitched. Seeing that his posture seemed to be about to cry, Sun Yue was so angry that he quickly kicked him with his feet and scolded: "What are you talking nonsense? This is my new sworn brother today."
After a while, Cao Wan passed by again, looked at her and was stunned, and blurted out: "Why is this child so ugly?"
Wang Dan finally couldn't help it anymore and started crying. Sun Yue still had to coax her.
"Third brother, am I really ugly?"
Sun Yue looked at it, "Well, it's quite ugly."
“Wow~ Wow”
"Don't cry, don't cry, although you are ugly, you... are so ugly."
"Really?"
"Well, that's very ugly"
“…………”
Sun Yue rubbed Wang Dan's head and smiled and said, "Okay, don't make a fuss. You are not good-looking now. That's because you are still young and have not grown up yet. It's said that women change a lot when they are old. In fact, men are the same. They are good-looking when they are young, but they are not necessarily handsome when they are ugly when they are young. In fact, I am not good-looking when they are as old as you."
Wang Dan was even more sad now, "But, you are not good-looking now."
Sun Yue's face turned dark.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Zhang also cooked a meal for Wang Dan. The people from the Wang family finally arrived late and took Wang Dan away. Everyone asked how Sun Yue was doing in the exam. Sun Yue naturally said that it was almost certain to get something like that, so they were relieved.
In fact, the family was really relieved about his studies. After asking, they stopped asking. Instead, Cao Wan looked like a star, and kept asking about Tong Ju's details, and felt that she was very yearning for it.
On the contrary, Cao Jun was not interested at all. Old Cao pulled Cao Jun and said, "Look at Brother Yue, look at you, you are also a child of the same age. Why is the gap so big?"
Cao Jun said unhappily: "Mom, are you putting the half piece of golden cake hidden under our cabinet?"
Lao Cao: “…………”
Chapter completed!