Stop kidding!

"Xinxin, let's go home and eat cake. It's cold here."

With a vicious glare at the sheep, regardless of whether it was afraid or not, Shen Chong turned around and led his daughter back to the vine table to pack up his things and prepare to leave.

Everything about tonight was too weird, and he didn't want to get involved with a goat here.

If you are a mere sheep, I won’t talk about my superpowers. After all, I am a retired fighting player. Can I be afraid?

Dare to come over?

I will beat you to a flattened shit every minute!

Want to eat my daughter?

Do you know that this weather is more suitable for eating mutton soup?

Although Xinxin was puzzled, she was so obedient that she did not make trouble, but instead followed her to fight.

The black goat beside the bushes was glared hard by Shen Chong and hesitated for a moment, but after a brief hesitation, it still couldn't resist the temptation of instinct and took its hooves and walked quickly.

Seeing that something was wrong, Shen Chong put down the box covering the cake, pulled Xinxin behind him, and clenched his fists to face the abnormal sheep.

The black goat stepped across the lawn, walked down the curb, and walked up from the concrete floor.

"What's the matter?"

Xinxin asked, and her head flashed from behind Shen Chong, "Hey! Dad, this sheep is so scary! It's even scarier than the big black dog raised by my grandfather's house!"

Shen Chong slightly turned sideways to touch her head, "Don't be afraid, dad is here. Does Xinxin want to eat mutton soup? I'll eat it warm."

"Ah? I want to eat it! But sheep are so pitiful. Is it okay if we don't eat it?"

Although Xinxin was a little scared, she actually begged for the sheep.

Shen Chong curled his lips. It’s useless to be unbearable, it’s because it wants to die.

The black goat walked to two or three meters ahead of the two and stopped.

Shen Chong bent down, raised his hands in a slam, and ordered, "Xinxin is obedient, hide behind his father's back. It wants to play with us as an eagle to catch the chicken."

"It's so good!"

The baby daughter cheered behind her back, but Shen Chong looked cold.

Of course he was not afraid of sheep, but was afraid that this obviously strange beast would hurt his daughter.

He made up his mind that as long as this thing goes one step further, he will take the initiative and throw it directly into the lake.

At this moment, the black goat suddenly raised its head and started to hehe.

Shen Chong widened his eyes, thinking that he was hallucinating his hearing.

It is indeed bleating like an ordinary sheep.

But its pronunciation is very strange, the rhythm is also very strange, incoherent, and it seems like it is spit out word by word.

After careful consideration, it seems to be deliberately imitating the tone and rhythm of human speech, but it is too ambiguous, its pronunciation is not standard, and it cannot understand the meaning.

Shen Chong thought to himself that he was really crazy today and should go to see a psychiatrist.

They actually had the hallucination that sheep spoke human words.

"Baobabababababababababababababababababa."

"You let me make a lot of money and I eat."

Seeing that he didn't understand, the Black Goat used a slower rhythm and pressed his throat, and beat him up word by word.

This time it pronounced more standard. Shen Chong completely expanded his mind and tried hard to chew it, and actually understood a little.

He understood the word "you let" and asked Shen Chong to let him go aside.

"I eat" is not difficult to understand.

But what does "I make a lot of money" mean?

Shen Chong thought desperately, remembering that he met a B-B master from Shaanxi in his previous life. When he met the prime minister, he praised himself for being very good, saying, "Shen Chong, you have made a lot of money."

Then the meaning of this sheep is very clear.

It thinks it is more powerful, and Shen Chong is not its opponent, so it wants Shen Chong to get out of the way and don’t block it from eating Xinxin.

Shen Chong expressed surprise that a black goat that speaks Shaanxi dialect is so cute.

I'll lose it!

What a cute thing!

How big is my nerves? I accepted the weird setting that the sheep standing in front of me could speak Shaanxi dialect!

I'll wipe it!

Is it Yaoyaozen?

I want to call the police. This time it is definitely not a fake policeman, it is definitely true!

There are sheep here who can only speak and are also Shaanxi dialect!

It also wants to eat my baby daughter!

"Dad, this sheep is calling so strangely. What is it talking about?"

Xinxin behind Shen Chong asked happily.

In order to maintain his daughter's worldview, Shen Chong decided to lie, "Dad can't understand what the sheep is saying, maybe its throat is uncomfortable."

After saying that, Shen Chong turned around and walked forward on his own initiative, and waved his hand to drive him away, shouting, "Go! Let's go!"

I don’t care whether you speak Shaanxi dialect or where is the dialect? Let me be a father move out of the way, so that you can eat my daughter?

Is it possible?

Don’t say that you are just a talking sheep, even if you are a talking tiger!

He had no intention of thinking about how weird this mess was, whether he was possessed by himself or actually saw the monster.

Now he just wants to let the broken sheep get out of here and take Xinxin home.

He even quickly accepted this unscientific situation.

Since you can obtain completely unscientific and strange self-healing ability, it cannot be explained by any theory on Earth in your previous life.

Then what is unacceptable if another black goat that speaks Shaanxi dialect appears?

call!

Seeing that Shen Chong refused and even came to drive him away, the black goat was furious, grinned and whispered, then lowered his head, spread his legs, and slowly retreated.

Shen Chong had seen a fight between sheep and knew that it wanted to keep a distance so that it could speed up and hit it.

The red light in its eyes became even more intense, as if it was crazy.

The unique gray curved corners of Ziwuling Black Goat shine brightly under the night lights. As it moves, its muscles gradually become tense.

Its taller body than an ordinary sheep actually gave Shen Chong an illusion that he was facing a beast.

This sheep, it's really fun!

Shen Chongquan understood.

No matter how intelligent it is, like itself, it is attracted by the strange fragrance coming from Xinxin.

Even my father almost couldn't resist that impulse, let alone it?

Then, today's battle is inevitable, and it's time to let it see the strength of the fighter.

Although the otaku Shen Chong has not yet been able to integrate the various fighting tactics and techniques he passed on to him in his predecessor's memory, the muscle memories left by the athlete's body that has been tempered for thousands of times have not been reduced.

Just fighting, no matter whether you fight with people or sheep, isn’t it essentially a comparison of who has stronger dynamic vision, faster reactions, and quicker skills?

Shen Chong felt that he didn't need any tricks at all, so he rushed up and punched the master to death. Oh no, just the old goat.

What's more, I have the ability to not be afraid of being hurt!

Although the first opponent after being reborn as a psychic is actually a sheep, it seems quite like that, but fortunately it can speak up and the level will immediately go up.

It is better to attack first, but then to attack later. The lion also uses all his strength to fight the rabbit. Moreover, there is a little lion behind the lion. Shen Chong would not give the Black Goat a chance to completely open it. After making up his mind, he rushed forward.

He glared and his tongue was thunderous.
Chapter completed!