Chapter 1909 Everyone is stunned
The fat man talks nonsense and ignites the skinny monkey man's passion.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to make these two men eunuchs now.
The old man narrowed his eyes and smiled, said nothing, picked up the tea bowl and nodded, "Fuck you."
After receiving the order, the fat and thin young man picked up a kitchen knife and pounced on Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu. They were tied up and hung on a clothes pole. They saw the fat and thin man rushing forward with a shining kitchen knife.
They were really afraid of becoming eunuchs, so they struggled hard to get rid of the rope. Alas, the rope was tied tightly, and the two of them shook and shook the rope without moving at all.
snort.
Stop struggling, you two will become sissies soon, hey hey hey, who of the two of you will I do the experiment on first?
The thin monkey squinted at Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu with a sly smile.
Fatty grinned and licked the kitchen knife.
Looking at the two human beings who look like dogs, if you look closely, they look like disguised ghosts!
The old man in blue robe was so happy that he couldn't help but like this kind of man the most. Ever since this old man lived in the deep mountains and old forests for some time, the men, women and children passing by Daling Mountain for dozens of miles around have disappeared inexplicably. There are scattered places here.
There were more than a dozen cottages scattered around, and hundreds of people suddenly disappeared inexplicably!
These two young men were also the ones who just passed by yesterday and were caught by the old man!
The old man in blue robe looked at the two young men and Bai Rui, and Veterinarian Lu laughed lewdly, which was very scary!
Damn it.
Bai Rui and Vet Lu were really scared. They looked at each other's crotches, and then looked down at their own crotches.
Unable to break free from the ropes that bind them, they have a very strong desire to survive!
Veterinarian Lu opened his mouth and cried loudly, "You two little brothers, which old thing? No, that old brother, don't make me a eunuch, I will kill the Bai Rui family and steal the gold and silver treasures
Woolen cloth!"
Bai Rui stared blankly.
He questioned Vet Lu fiercely.
What did you say?
Veterinarian Lu knew that he had spoken out what was in his heart as soon as possible. The old boy was nervous for two seconds, stopped crying, curled his lips and shouted, Brother Bai, you heard wrong, I said, they don't want to kill us, I will live.
We also need to make money for the medical clinic!
Bai Rui doesn’t believe in Leng Shen!
There is no doubt that you heard it wrong just now. This unkempt guy did indeed say that he was making money for your Bai family. The old man in blue robes lied with a straight face to help Veterinarian Lu smooth things over.
Bai Rui saw the two young men holding kitchen knives fiercely and the old man was cunning, so he could only nod yes.
The old man in blue robe frowned slightly, tied Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu with ropes, smashed them to the ground, and oops!
Ouch for a long time, the two looked at each other and laughed!
It's strange that they didn't feel any pain at all after falling from a clothes drying pole more than two meters high!
Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu know a little bit about Kung Fu, and they can easily earn three or five jobs. They have rich social experience and often travel to brothels, casinos, cottages, and other bad places.
The two of them had seen a duel between magic masters.
The two of them giggled and looked at each other for two seconds and then quickly moved closer, facing back to back and staring at the old man without daring to speak.
They both knew that the old man was not simple.
The actions of Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu confused the fat and thin man. They did not know that the old man had superb magic skills. Although they were lured to the forest by the old man, they knew that he was capable of two tricks, so they did not take it seriously. How arrogant!
Oh, I said, are you two stupid? What are you looking at? You don't take our brothers seriously at all!
Apart from this old man, oh no, the fat man raised his kitchen knife and pointed it at the old man in blue robe and immediately changed his mind. Apart from this old man, we two brothers are also outstanding among the thieves.
Hurry up and call me uncle.
Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu were convinced. It turned out that there was a thief in front of them. It was best to deal with the thief. As long as they were given money, they would be willing to be their grandchildren.
Sudden.
Ahhhhh.
I'll go.
Go! Go! Go…….
There was a strange shout. Bai Rui, Veterinarian Lu, and the thin monkey man looked in the direction of the shout and found that the fat man was missing. For a moment of doubt, they felt something moving in the sky!
I looked up and saw an object falling from a high altitude!
Bai Rui, Veterinarian Lu, and Slender Monkey Man quickly dodge.
thump.
Plop!
Oops.
I'll go.
After many ouch, the ground shook and dust flew all over the sky.
After a while, the dust dispersed, and Bai Rui, Veterinarian Lu, and Shouhou stared at the ground and made pig noises in joy.
The fat man is lying upside down, still touching the ground with one hand, with the other arm on his waist, and his legs swaying in the air. It's like performing acrobatics, which is quite fun!
He laughed three times, but Vet Lu suddenly stopped and tugged at the corner of Bai Rui's clothes.
Bai Rui glared at him from the side and said impatiently, "Why are you pulling me? It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful performance. Please hurry up and clap your hands!"
Veterinarian Lu trembled and said, "Look carefully at the fat man's head!"
Bai Rui looked intently and saw that the fat man's head was long gone. His neck was bleeding, and sweat was dripping from the top of his head. He wiped his face and saw the blood in his hands, and quickly grabbed the fat man's head and stuffed it into Veterinary Lu's hands.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Bai Rui was so scared that she sang and danced on the spot!
Not only was he scared, both Veterinarian Lu and Skinny Monkey were so scared that they wet their pants. Veterinarian Lu was holding a fat, toothy grinning bloody human head and looking at each other, laughing.
"Brother, it has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me. Don't look for me at night, go find your brother." Vet Lu said, quickly stuffing the bloody human head into the hands of the thin monkey.
The skinny monkey was so frightened that he couldn't control his hands and feet. He was trembling and took the fat man's head with grinning teeth. His original intention was to run away. Alas, he lost his mind!
The skinny monkey held the bloody and fat human head and laughed and said, brother, brother, don't forget to take these two guys away.
The three of you can go to the West together to fight landlords, make golden flowers, smoke, drink and find women!
Hi hi hi hi.
Hi hi hi hi.
The skinny monkey jumped up and down, carrying the fat and bloody head straight towards the old man in blue robe!
The angry old man couldn't laugh or cry. With a flick of his wrist, the big tree in the ancient temple broke and penetrated the skinny monkey's chest!
Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu watched Fatty and Skinny Monkey die miserably, knowing that the old man in front of them was not easy to deal with, so they kowtowed.
Grandpa, father, ancestors, second uncle, third uncle, and other members of the Communist Party of China, have mercy on me, have mercy on me!
They both got up and ran around quickly, shouting!
The two ran out of the ancient temple and went into the dense forest and canyon. They ran and ran and ran for an unknown amount of time. They stopped at the pile of rocks in the dense forest and gasped for air. They looked around and saw no one. The two of them were sitting on the rocks.
rest.
The soles of the feet hurt.
When I looked down, I saw that the shoe had long since been lost, and the fleshy skin on the sole of Bai Rui's right foot was floating!
Bai Rui was dumbfounded as he looked at his mutilated foot and couldn't laugh or cry. It was actually numb and had no pain!
To be precise, there was no short-term pain. When he sat on the stone to rest, relaxed his mind, and his body's blood circulated normally for a minute, his nerves had an intuition. Bai Rui, who was in pain, hugged the crooked neck tree and called his mother!
The soles of his feet were bleeding, as if a floodgate had been opened.
Veterinarian Lu was foaming at the mouth, kicking his legs and staring in joy!
Chapter completed!