Chapter 2049 Calm Contest
I'll make the decision for you.
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Zhou Jifeng was so angry that he jumped up, "Why are you slandering a good person? What kind of person am I? You said?" Zhou Jifeng pointed at Xu Xiao, and Xu Xiao looked at him with a lewd and decisive look. His meaning was very clear!
Zhou Jifeng pulled out his crutch and pointed at his head. Why did you frame me?
"Master, I didn't say anything."
Yes, Zhou Jifeng pointed at Ziyun Shangren, you said, have I teased you?
"No, absolutely not." Ziyun Shangren denied it. The fox and ape quickly interrupted, got up, got up, it was too depressing, I just had some entertainment, come on, take gold, silver and jewelry to perform the mission, and reward it after coming back. Don't worry, I have never doubted your loyalty.
Ziyun Shangren and Xu Xiao left the Martial Arts Leader's Mansion with gold, silver and jewelry, but did not dare to take the water route. They rode forward and detoured on Buping Road, Oyamazaki District to Xishanpai.
The two walked to the deserted border of mountains and mountains and found a mountain spring area to camp.
The two of them survived in the wild. They had no problem with bonfires, barbecue, and ginseng soup boiled in the spring at night, so they were filled with oil.
Dear, you see, the stars are so beautiful. It has been a long time since I have been so relaxed and comfortable. There is no killing or hatred in the wild. This is life. Xu Xiao leaned against the wild flowers and sighed.
"Hmph, eat quickly, eat and drink enough. While there is moonlight, we both roll the sheets. I haven't relaxed for a long time. I'm just waiting for you to stimulate me."
At first, Xu Xiao liked Ziyun Shangren rolling the sheets every day. This girl was so hungry that Xu Xiao couldn't bear it anymore. Every time she rolled the sheets, sweating was irritating. Ziyun Shangren was excited to sing and dance, and he kept trying to get rid of her.
After looking at the barren mountains and rivers, there were no one, only birds and beasts. At this time, it was the best opportunity to take action. It was enough to take a while to hold two large bags of gold, silver, jewelry and silver notes. Xu Xiaoxin took action immediately if he had any thoughts, "Okay, my dear, I'll go to the small river ahead to take a bath, and then we rolled the sheets among the flowers and waited for me."
Death, I know how to be hygienic and have made progress. Go and wash it well. I will light the bonfire so that you can come back and keep it warm.
Hey, do you think the flower bed sheets are better or the white bed sheets look good, which one to use to roll the bed sheets tonight?
Damn, Xu Xiao was so funny and laughed. Grandma's leg, this girl is ready. She secretly brought the sheets. He looked at his body and touched the kidneys. No, he had to beat the three sluts to death to bury them tonight. "Use white, filial cloth that can be saved in the future. It's comfortable to go on the road."
When you go on the road, where to go? Are you going to lead me to the jungle beasts and roll on the sheets?
"I'll go, I'll go." Xu Xiao was so angry that he clapped his hands and gave him a thumbs up. Yes, yes, I'll go take a shower. You prepare the white sheets.
Damn, Xu Xiao’s sarcastic speech is not going to die? What if he is going to talk about it today, he is dead, I just happened to go back to seduce Zhou Jifeng, fox and ape play. Today is a good day, and everything I think can be accomplished. Ziyun Shangren’s sluts hummed a small song.
Xu Xiao came to the clear mountain springs by the river to take a bath. He smelled the fragrance of flowers and felt refreshed. It was dark and his vision was unclear. Many dark things were approaching in the water. Xu Xiao didn't notice singing. Today was a good day, and everything he thought could be done. Before he finished speaking, three venom pythons drilled out of the water and wrapped around his waist, his thighs, and a white venom python was lying on his head.
The three venomous pythons were full of confidence and wanted to have a full meal. They miscalculated. Xu Xiao was frightened and grabbed the python's venom and bitten it and chewed it. He practiced magic and was not afraid of this venom. The more venom the snake, the better. Kakaka ate the white venom in three or five bites and ate the python's head, which scared the other two venomous pythons smirked. The snake said in a language, monster, master, shameless, don't play by the routine, run quickly, the two venomous pythons scattered into the water and ran!
Xu Xiao was too lazy to chase after him, and returned to the base with blood, hanging the python on the bonfire to smoke.
The Ziyun Shangren looked back and saw Xu Xiaoguang bleeding his mouth, and his blood was frightened and flew out two or three meters away. "Damn, I'm a zombie, what's wrong with you?"
Dear, I want to have some excitement, do you like it?
Ziyun Shangren was confused and curious. After hesitating for a moment, Xu Xiaofei pounced on the ground to kiss. Ziyun Shangren was excited and excited, and rode him in reverse. The two of them fought in the wilderness, in the canyon, beside the plain spring, and on the white sheets of wild flowers for thirty or fifty rounds. Xu Xiao took advantage of Ziyun Shangren's crawling while Ziyun Shangren was crawling.
While it was dark, he wrapped it in white sheets and threw it into a nearby ditch, "Hmph, go to die, the shameless slutty, Xu Xiao jumped into the river to take a bath. At this time, he was comfortable in taking a bath and full of energy. He roasted a bonfire, ate barbecue, and drank spring water ginseng soup, and fell asleep happily."
At about two forty, a man was in a mess, wrapped in a white cloth and came to the bonfire. When he saw Xu Xiaohou Zi Yunshang not being popular, he pulled out his sword and licked it at his heart thorn, and stopped quickly. No, he couldn't let him die easily, so he could find a way to get him.
Ziyun Shangren put away his sword, stared straight and stretched his arms outstretched, whistling, Xu Xiao was sleeping like a dead pig, and he was so angry that he sprayed him with a mouthful of water. Xu Xiao thought it was raining, and turned over and muttered, "Mom, why is it raining in the wild? Snoring sounds everywhere, clattering, farting, talking in a sleep."
Alas, I was so angry that Ziyun Shangren saw that the bonfire was very strong, and a burning fire stick fell on Xu Xiao's crotch, and a barbecue smell of burning lakes was fluttering.
Alas.
Ahhhhh.
In the quiet night, the heart-wrenching wailing sounds buzzing in the valley, scaring birds and beasts to run around.
Xu Xiao rolled all over the ground by slapping his crotch, and hit two thin wooden sticks with a bang. He looked up as if familiar, and Ziyun Shangren stuck out his tongue, stared at him, and jumped straight with his hands. I want to take Xu Xiao away to the underworld for a trip.
I went there, Xu Xiao didn't care about the pain of his little brother in the crotch and jumped up. He didn't believe in monsters and monsters. At this time, he was in the wilderness and was deserted. He had just killed Ziyun Shangren, and his mind was full of ghosts.
I pulled out the fortune-telling sign to play, and I watched the people jumping on Ziyun Shangren very cautiously, "Don't come over, don't come over, Xu Xiao is not here, go chase after you behind you."
Hoo roo hahaha.
Xu Xiao, you dare to lie to me, die, die, work, come over and follow me, Ziyun Shangren was helpless and jumped to him.
After seeing clearly, Ziyun Shangren's body was stiff when wearing white sheets, probably she was really a ghost.
Xu Xiao knelt on the ground and kowtowed, it wasn’t me who killed you, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me who did it on purpose, it was because we were so excited that you would die.
Chapter completed!