Chapter 41 I eat heaven, you eat shit(1/2)
When Canglang put on the dog-walking vest and was held in his hand by Xie Gu, he only felt four big words engraved on his forehead, "Destroy the power and humiliate the country."
"Be good." Xie Gu reached out and touched Canglang's head, "Don't make trouble, follow me closely, don't scream or pee when you go outside."
Canglang looked at him coldly, "Thank you, do you want to die?"
Xie Gu kicked him, "Shut up and be your dog."
Canglang almost burst out and pressed him under him and bit him to death.
However, the social law is that animal shapes are not allowed to appear in public places. Anyone who is found injured will be shot and killed.
If it wants to go out for this supper, it must be a dog honestly.
Losing power and humiliating the country is really losing power and humiliating the country.
Just to eat it in one bite, I actually have to endure the great humiliation!
Xie Gu held it with one hand and looked at his phone with the other, "What should I eat? Or maybe I'd better go to the back street of the school and eat second aunt's dumplings."
Canglang looked at him speechlessly, and for a moment he felt a little painful, "Do you still want to take me to a walk in the school?"
"How glorious." Xie Gu grinned, "I held the academic master in my hand."
"Fuck." Canglang turned his head and left, "I won't eat this meal!"
"Okay, OK!" Xie Gu quickly grabbed it, "I won't tease you anymore! Let's go find a pet restaurant to have a meal together!"
Canglang looked at him angrily, "You'd better not make any trouble for me."
Xie Gu praised Haikou for assurance, "Don't worry, I will definitely not mortgage you to clean up the plates in the restaurant."
Xie Gu led a majestic big dog, no... the wolf dog walked on the street, attracting countless eyes along the way.
While waiting for the bus, someone came up, "That..."
Xie Gu looked up and saw that they were two young ladies.
The young lady seemed to want to touch Canglang's head very much, but she was a little afraid, "This is a police dog."
The Cang Wolf, who was mistaken for a police dog, "..."
Police dog, your sister.
Xie Gu laughed, "Yes, police dog."
The young lady was a little hesitant, "Then... can I touch it?"
Xie Gu made a serious case, "No, I'll try to attack the police."
The young lady saw the line of words on the vest with sharp eyes again: "Touch me, please ask my dad."
The police dog is not so unscrupulous. The young lady smiled and asked Xie Gu, "Is this your son?"
Xie Gu almost burst out laughing. He nodded with a smile, "That's right, my son."
The wolf whose lungs were about to explode, "..."
Xie Gu touched Canglang's head, "Come on, son, show it and call me twice!"
Canglang looked up at him, his eyes full of words, "Do you want to die?"
"Quick!" Xie Gu urged him, "Call twice!"
The wolf creaked the back teeth, holding its anger, like a volcano that would erupt at any time.
It spoke in a humiliating way, "Wow!"
The young lady shouted excitedly, "Your son is so smart!"
These "sons" sounded like sharp arrows pierced the heart of Canglang's wolf and bleeded.
After the young lady left, Xie Gu finally laughed out loud, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
He touched Canglang's head with a very kindness, "Hurry up! Call Dad and listen!"
A roar suppressed the depths of Canglang's throat. He had already bared his sharp teeth. For a moment, wildness was boiling in his blood vessels, grinding his teeth and sucking blood to eat one or two children to enjoy it.
Bastard!
Xie Gu also knew that he had been a little too much. He bent down and leaned close to Canglang's lazily ear, pressed his lips on, and shouted in a low voice, "Brother."
The soft touch of the lips against the fur made Canglang's ears slid, and he couldn't believe it for a while.
It was about to ask what the fuck you had just shouted, but immediately realized that it was a public place and he couldn't speak.
The boiling mood in his chest turned into a few roars, "Wow, wow, wow!"
Xie Gu smiled sly and insisted on holding the wolf in a slight way, "Meow~~~"
Canglang felt what it means to be injured in the five internal organs.
It's about to vomit blood.
Nowadays, pet restaurants have become popular all over the country. Not to mention dogs, even if you bring chickens and pigs, you can go into the restaurant to have a meal openly.
Xie Gu found a random one, and saw Dianping that this restaurant had launched a pet parent-child meal, so he had to take advantage of Fandu, so he decided to go to this one.
When he walked into the restaurant, the waiter pushed the pet seat and looked at Canglang with a smile, "As long as the dog climbs up, he can have dinner with the owner."
The wolf looked at him coldly, "..."
It's not a fool.
Canglang sighed heavily, jumped onto the pet seat, and sat face to face with Xie Gu.
The waiter brought Xie Gu the menu, "Sir, see what you want to eat."
Canglang thought to himself, what about mine?
It shouted at the waiter very dissatisfiedly, "Wow!"
The waiter looked at it, trying to understand, "..."
"Nothing." Xie Gu waved his hand and signaled the waiter to go and work, "It's praising you for being good."
Canglang stared at Xie Gu with an expressionless face, "..."
Do you have to look at you with disappointment?
Xie Gu flipped into the pet parent-child menu, "Do you have anything to eat?"
The wolf doesn't eat too much, so it doesn't eat onions, ginger, meat with skin, meat with bones, vegetables with skin, and leaves with plant...
However, the amount of information is too huge, and it doesn't know how to use the word "Wang" to express it to Xie Gu.
"Forget it, you can eat whatever I eat." Xie Gu ordered some meat dishes casually and glanced at Canglang, "Are these dishes OK?"
The names of this restaurant are very interesting, such as "Kent Beach", "unproportionate marriage", "abyss", and "moonlight night". It seems that I don't want customers to know what this dish is made at all. The names of the dishes are repeatedly encrypted by the Moss code.
Canglang didn't understand what the raw materials were for these dishes.
It thought to himself, if Xie Gu dares to let me eat cabbage, I will bite him to death.
The waiter brought the orders to the dishes, and the dishes were designed very considerately, suitable for the dog's mouth, and you can eat with just a bow.
Steak, raw bones, beef marrow, fried liver.
Canglang was finally satisfied.
Xie Gu pushed a dish in front of it and enthusiastically introduced, "The name of this dish is Angel. If two people need to eat it together, I will force myself to eat it "God", then you can eat it..."
Canglang looked at him in disbelief, "..."
Xie Gu looked at it, smiled wickedly, and said the word, "Shit..."
The next second, Canglang pounced on him and knocked over all the dishes on the dining table. It insisted on biting this little bastard to death!
The waiter in the restaurant rushed over and finally separated the man and the wolf. "Sir, what's going on..."
"Nothing." Xie Gu waved his hand, "No rabies vaccine this year."
Canglang looked at him and bared his canine teeth, "..."
Xie Gu just likes to tease dogs. This may be the nature of a cat. He also admitted that it was his fault, "I will compensate the broken dishes as required."
They didn't even get a candlelight dinner in this fine dining restaurant.
Xie Gu led Canglang to the night market to have snacks.
He held a cup of milk tea, a grilled squid, a bowl of grilled cold noodles in his hand, and his left and right hands, and even a single mouth was not idle.
The wolf was held in his hand and could not even catch the hair, "..."
Xie Gu looked at it, "Do you want to eat?"
The dark wolf's green eyes were bright in the dark, which was the color of being hungry.
Xie Gu put the grilled squid in his hand to his mouth, "Hey, take a bite, just a small bite."
Canglang looked at the grilled squid that was constantly ticking on the gutter oil, and had been bitten a lot, and was stained with someone's saliva, "..."
Xie Gu was very enthusiastic and insisted on letting him taste it, "Take a bite! It's so delicious!"
The little oil from the grilled squid rubbed against the wolf's hair, making it retreated to the extreme.
To be continued...