Chapter 60 I really have no bottom line for you(1/2)
Xie Gu reached out and tugged his hair, then threw a charming look at Fandu, his eyes full of spring water.
Fandu was not willing to be outdone, so he pinched his waist and twisted a wave, knelt on the bed and turned his head to look at him. It was so charming.
The speechless and hopeless Xie Gu, "..."
I'm not trying to make you fight with me...
"Fuck!" Xie Gu was angry, "I have to be a little straightforward!"
Fandu became even more angry, "Why are you wearing a condom?"
Xie Gu was simply incredible, "Is it mine! Is it mine! Is it mine!"
Fandu looked at him and roared, "Can it be mine if it's not yours!!!"
Xie Gu gasped, but he didn't expect that Fan Du just put the pot on him, "It's yours!"
"Thank you!" Fan Du stared at him with his eyes and roared, "I want to take a good look at the relationship between us! I treat you as a brother, you are fucking with a heart that rapes me!!!"
Xie Gu was going crazy, "It was you who was clearly—!!!"
The two of them stared at each other, their eyes sizzling like lasers, and they could even see the burning flames from behind them, and the tense atmosphere was about to break out.
"Fuck..." Fan Du turned over and got out of bed, and he couldn't live with Xie Gu.
Xie Gu looked at him and put on his off one by one, even two scarves, "..."
Fandu pointed at him viciously, "You sleep in bed, don't trample on my floor, do you hear me!"
Before Xie Gu could say anything, he saw Fan Du rolling his back on the floor and turning his back to him.
The speechless thank you, "..."
Where can I make sense when the cat goes?
"Hmph!" Xie Gu also turned his back to Fandu, "Even if I die, I will never fall in love with you-!"
He was about to be angry with Fan Du and cried, and tears were circling in his eyes. He was so aggrieved that he sniffed his nose. The cat was aggrieved.
Fandu turned around, "Wait..."
Xie Gu shouted, "Even if you want to apologize, I can't forgive you--!"
"I'm just apologizing." Fan Du was so fierce, "I want a quilt! I'll share half of it!"
Xie Gu wrapped himself into a spring scroll with a few strokes, viciously, "Get out--!"
Fandu pointed at him, "Good thank you!"
He pulled his neck and shouted, "This is what you forced me! Don't regret it!"
"Hmph!" Xie Gu didn't even look at him, "I regret it! There is no word regret in my dictionary!"
Fandu was stunned for a moment, "Your dictionary...is it pirated?"
The speechless thank you, "..."
He said this again, "I will never write the word regret in my life!"
Fandu looked at him with his head tilted, "Have you started cerebral palsy since childhood?"
Xie Gu, who was killed twice, "..."
"I..." Xie Gu had been brewing several times, but his emotions had collapsed, and his breath was blocked in his throat and could not get up, "I..."
"Fuck..." Fandu started to take off his clothes, "This is what you forced me..."
"Damn it..." Xie Gu wrapped his quilt and stepped back crazily, leaning against the wall, "What are you doing? Don't come here! I'm a good family! I'm a yellow boudoir!"
Fandu took off all of himself, his underwear was gone, and his naked muscles were covered in him. He smiled, "Don't you like this?"
Xie Gu blushed when he said, "I... although... I do... but... your method is somewhat wrong..."
He closed his eyes and looked shy, "Forget it, if you really want to, then I can't."
But three minutes have passed and there is no movement at all.
Ten minutes passed, and snoring sounded inside the room...
Xie Gu opened his eyes and saw a furry wolf sleeping on the floor, his belly rolling and he was already asleep, "..."
A dog thing is a dog thing.
Dogs can't change their shit!!!
Xie Gu really didn't know what to say. At first glance, Fan Du felt that he was cold and abstinent, but he didn't know how he grew up. He perfectly avoided these four words, and had a natural "dog" atmosphere from canines. He was obviously playing with scumbags, but he used a straight man's heart.
Plus a mouth that is unyielding and a silly and silly brain full of silly and silly.
Oh my God...How can a human be so complicated?
Xie Gu fell on the pillow and covered the quilt on his head. What did he like about Fandu?
The dog is good, the dog is wonderful, the Teddy is day by day, the earth is day by day, the Husky is crazy, stupid and fashionable, youth is dedicated to the little puppy, tenderness is dedicated to the little wolf dog, and it is better to raise a local dog to guard the house, and a meal is three big bones, and can also help you catch an old man!
The more Xie Gu thought about it, the more rhyme he became, and even brought his own bgm, he almost jumped up and danced.
He fell asleep so dynamically. I wonder if his brain, with an IQ of 70, had never been overloaded like this, and he had no dreams all night, and even forgot that there was a second living creature in this room besides him.
Xie Gu, who was awakened by urine in the morning, jumped up and rushed to the bathroom. He stepped on the wolf lying on the floor and tripped himself up.
The awakened Canglang felt a mouthful of blood rushing into his throat, "..."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu fell down his head and lay on the ground and rubbed his forehead, "What..."
Canglang looked at him in disbelief, and could not even feel that he was below his waist. "You are using any means... to tie up my second half of my life with you in such a despicable way?"
Xie Gu didn't understand, "Ah?"
"I'm disabled..." Canglang sniffed, feeling very wronged, "You can rape you anytime, anywhere, right?"
Xie Gu didn't know what expression he looked at him, "..."
"I——" Xie Gu pointed to the sky and the earth and sweared, "In this life, it is impossible to be with you!"
The wolf opened his mouth and came, "100,000."
Xie Gu was full of question marks, "Ah???"
Canglang fell to the ground, his tongue drooped out, like a dead body, "Otherwise I won't get up!"
"Fuck..." Xie Gu never thought, "You're actually trying to mess around!!!"
Canglang began to moan, "Oh...my waist disk...my tail bone...my..."
"Stop!" Xie Gu hurriedly stopped, and began to be scared, "This... is so serious?"
Canglang smiled slightly, "It doesn't hurt."
The expression on Xie Gu's face disappeared instantly, "..."
He was going crazy, "It's time, do you have to...use the elimination method?"
"I've cheated you." Canglang looked at him, "You can do it, should you get the money or..."
Xie Gu looked at him, "I will marry you."
The words stuck in the throat: "..."
Just now, I said that it was impossible to be with me, where is your backbone?
Xie Gu gave him two solutions and stretched out two fingers, "One, I'm married to you, two, you're up from the ground now."
"Fuck..." Canglang didn't expect that it twisted its butt and got up from the ground, "It's not fun, I won't play anymore."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu was about to rush up and kick it, but a urge to pee came up. He hurriedly ran to the toilet, "Wait until I finish peeing!"
After Xie Gu released the water, there was no sign of the wolf in the room. Fandu sat on the chair in his clothes, looking through a workbook.
Xie Gu recognized it with sharp eyes as the exercise book in his bag, and his face suddenly turned red. He rushed up and took it off, "What are you doing with my exercise book!"
"Look at how hopeless you are." Fandu casually opened a page of the exercise book, which was painted with all kinds of villains and various weapons and guns, almost covering the question. "What are you bringing out to do in such a exercise book?"
Xie Gu originally wanted to ask Fandu to tell him, after all, it would be a midterm exam after National Day, and he also agreed with the principal to advance fifty places.
But as a student, everyone knows how to get the books you took home from school and get them back. Xie Gu didn't even want to open this exercise book.
"I..." Xie Gu found a reason for himself, "The schoolbag is in space, so..."
Fandu snorted and laughed, "I have never seen anyone who has to carry a heavy burden on me when I go out for a trip."
He placed the exercise book on the table, "I'll have breakfast later, I'll teach you."
Xie Gu for a moment, he didn't know whether it was thanking Lord Longen to give him a breakfast or whether it was the one who taught him math problems.
Breakfast was a McDonald's burger. Xie Gu picked out all the sour cucumbers inside, hesitated between the trash can and Fandu, and finally stuffed them to Fandu, insisting on using sour cucumbers, the most unpalatable food in the world, which was disgusting to him.
Fandu ate as usual, "Thank you, do you think the whole world doesn't eat what you don't eat? Is the cat so tiny?"
Xie Gu was dissatisfied, "Sour cucumber is the public enemy of the whole world!"
He then found that he was drinking hot milk and Fandu was drinking ice American style. He began to get angry, "Why are you like this!"
Fandu looked at him, "What's wrong with me?"
To be continued...