When Fandu walked out of the toilet, he saw Xie Gu holding a cell phone in his hand, "..."

Xie Gu grinned at him, "I've recorded it."

Fearing to be beaten, Xie Gu hurriedly hid his phone behind him, "You have a recording of my call dad in your hand, and I have to have your handle, which is fair!"

Fandu no longer knew what he should say, "So...you recorded me to shit?"

He frowned, "Aren't you disgusted?"

"Anyway..." Xie Gu just wanted to anger him, "I won't delete it, I won't delete it if I beat it to death."

"Whatever you want." Fandu snorted and laughed, "Just take this recording and go out to find someone to listen to it, telling them that this is a top student, and no one believes it."

He rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen, cleaned the used bowls and chopsticks, Xie Gu said, "What bowl are you washing? Go and lie down, keep me."

Fandu shook him with a watery face and looked at him with a funny look, "Rules. People who cook do not wash dishes."

Xie Gu wiped the water droplets on his face, "Whose rules are there?"

Fandu smiled, "My family."

Xie Gu's face was flirted with this sentence "My family" and gave people the illusion that he had already started a family with Fandu, which gave him a psychedelic dream of his body and mind that was not yet mature.

Get married with Fandu...

Fandu was pushed into the bedroom by Xie Gu. Before he could lie down, he saw a row of Naruto figures standing on his desk. He said a lot, "My boyfriend also likes Naruto."

The dream hovering in Xie Gu's mind was suddenly awakened.

"Ah..." Xie Gu was stunned, and a full sense of loss surged in his heart, "Oh..."

Fandu picked up his mobile phone and took a few photos of the figure, "I'll take a photo and buy him a few in the future."

"No!" Xie Gu stopped doing it, and his little temper suddenly came up, "No photographing!"

"Just just take a few pictures..." Fandu couldn't understand, "It's not your fault."

"If it doesn't work, it doesn't work!" Xie Gu protected his figure and found reasons randomly, "This is all... wife! How can you take pictures of other people's wives!"

Fandu couldn't understand his intention to use figures as his wife, but he still obeyed him, "Okay, I won't take pictures."

After taking medicine, he lay on Xie Gu's single bed. He was a little bored for a while, but he didn't have homework in the midterm exam and did not get the exercise book. He could only read the textbook.

"I'll throw some garbage." Xie Gu packed the garbage and wanted to go downstairs, "Wait until I buy you canned peaches."

"Oh." Fandu responded and continued to read the textbook.

While reading a book, he calculated the time for Xie Gu to go downstairs. Half an hour later, he had not come back yet. Fan Du frowned and lifted the quilt and went downstairs to look for it.

He finally found Xie Gu next to the garbage dump, squatting on the ground wearing a little yellow duck raincoat, with two cat ears standing on his head, and I don’t know what he is doing.

Fandu walked forward with an umbrella and kicked him in the ass, "Where are you picking up shit here?"

"Shhh!" Xie Gu ignored him, "There is a cat's meow."

When Fandu listened carefully, there was indeed a subtle cat cry, which required extremely strong ear power to hear it.

Xie Gu's cat ears turned on his head, and then ran towards the trash can, "In the trash can!"

He didn't feel dirty either, so he reached out to take out the garbage, and finally took out a thin, wet and dirty cat from the trash can.

"Fuck..." Xie Gu was shocked, "Who is so heartless?"

Fandu set up an umbrella for him and the cat, "Take it back. If you throw it away, you won't be able to survive overnight."

Xie Gu untied his raincoat and covered his cat on his belly, "Go and walk faster, I think this little thing is going to be bad."

The two of them rushed upstairs at the speed of reincarnation, wrapped the little cat with a towel, rubbed the fur, and let it warm up. After a while, the little cat made a weak cat moan, "Meow..."

Fandu stood up, "You hold it, I'll buy a bottle and milk powder."

"Hey, I'll go." Xie Gu frowned, "You still have a fever."

"Nothing." Fandu didn't care much, "This is what a father should do."

"Fuck..." Xie Gu cursed, "I'm not a mother."

He turned his head and kissed the little cat and screamed, "Baby."

About half an hour later, Fandu came back with a bottle of milk powder. He mixed the milk powder according to the instructions and handed it to Xie Gu, "Hey."

Xie Gu held the bottle and pressed it to the cat's mouth, but found that the cat didn't open its mouth at all, "Fuck... what do you mean by this little thing?"

"Maybe..." Fandu was a little difficult to say, "You need to change the way."

Xie Gu was stunned for a moment, "What method?"

Fandu smiled wickedly, "Put the milk on the breast/head to see if it eats it."

"Damn it—!" Xie Guzhen wanted to throw the bottle on his face, "Fan Du, you are so dirty!!!"

Fandu just teased him, and was about to say, otherwise I would come and feed him, but at this time, Xie Gu took off his shirt, "..."

"Fuck..." Xie Gu stared at him viciously, with a little blushing on his face, "Turn over here!"

Fandu's face turned red with the naked eye, and he turned silently, rolled up and down, and his throat became thirsty in an instant.

He could only rely on some subtle voices to guess what Xie Gu was doing at this moment.

Xie Gu took a breath, probably because he was bitten by a cat.

He whispered, probably because he had bitten and bleeding.

Fan Du imagined that scene in his mind, and his face was about to turn red, "..."

Xie Gu blushed and put on his clothes, and shouted at the cat in anger, "I will never feed you again!"

The full-fed cat closed its eyes and lay comfortably in his arms.

Fandu turned around and saw the cat so comfortable, and suddenly felt a little jealous.

"Fuck..." Xie Gu rubbed his chest, "It hurts so much..."

Fandu hesitated and leaned over, "What... I'll rub it for you?"

"Get out!" Xie Gu kicked him, "You fucked you into the house!"

"Damn..." Xie Gu was shocked immediately, "I used another idiom!!!"

Then I saw the cat leaning against his arms, unconsciously oozing out his claws, and stepping on the milk.

"Damn..." Xie Gu was shocked, "Are you playing hooligan at such a young age?"

Fandu coughed twice and reminded him, "You stepped on me too."

Xie Gu couldn't refute it in an instant, his face turned red, "..."

"Fuck..." Xie Gu turned around and left, "Sleep!"

Fandu followed him immediately, "Where am I sleeping?"

Xie Gu just wanted to say that you were going to sleep on the floor, but then he remembered that Fandu was still having a fever, "..."

"Suu..." Fandu put his head on his shoulder, "I feel uncomfortable..."

Xie Gu's heart started to beat violently because of the sound of "同", and he stuttered, "Then... I'll hug you?"

Fandu looked at him with a smile on his eyes, "Is your heart soft?"

"Fuck..." Xie Gu cursed, "While you were not prepared in the middle of the night, I kicked you to the ground again!"

Fandu reached out to hug him, and acted coquettishly in his breasts, "You have to be hugged for some reason."

Xie Gu's face turned completely red.

Hold……

Why are scumbags so good at flirting?

"Hug..." Xie Gu couldn't resist it anymore. He let out a breath and looked at Fan Du, "Who makes mother's love like water?"

At noon, Fandu just became his father, but now Xie Gu is his mother.

The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven spare?

Then things developed, and the two of them were lying on the bed together, with a little cat being separated by the middle.

Xie Gu was very dissatisfied, "Why are the cats there too?"

Fandu reached out and patted the little cat, "Because I have to feed it once more in the middle of the night."

He looked at Xie Gu and was very considerate, "Don't worry, you don't need to feed him, I'll feed him this time."

Xie Gu no longer knows what to say, "..."

"I..." He thought to himself, how could I seduce you like this? I am already hungry and thirsty!!!

Xie Gu deliberately tweaked his hair, revealing the glands on the back of his neck, "Look at me."

Fandu glanced at him casually, then lay down and turned off the bedside lamp, "I'm done watching it, go to bed."

Unattractive Xie Gu, "..."

"No, no..." Xie Gu began to act coquettishly, "I don't want to sleep..."
To be continued...