Chapter 844 It is better to have a laughing stock than a handle
Of course, it also includes his mental power.
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As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong heard it, he felt like he had injected more than 200 milliliters of chicken blood and more than 300 milliliters of monkey blood, nodding extremely crazy.
Sun Wukong stretched the corner of his clothes, jumped on the spot for a few times, twisted his neck, and said, "Okay, now I can't help but say that I'll leave first. Be careful of my health during the days of practicing my voice, rest on time, and don't always stay up late to watch the comic strips that are not too shoulder-heavy and hurt your body. I'm leaving."
Zhu Bajie and Xiaobailong kept nodding, and kept using their body movements to make compliments.
After Zhu Bajie was crazy, he couldn't help but say again: "Brother Wukong, Wujing has gone to buy food. Let's go when he comes back to eat."
The little white dragon then replied: "Yes, Brother Wukong, let's go after dinner. I remember you didn't eat last time."
After saying this, Xiao Bailong hesitated for a while, then thought to himself, "Hey? It's strange, why did I say that I didn't eat this last time? Which time was it last time? Oh my god, it's so painful. The taste that seems familiar and hard to remember is really unpleasant."
Sun Wukong walked to the door, turned around and said, "The line I need to say is, No, the meal is ready at home, you can eat it, and you leave, there is no need to send it."
Zhu Bajie said, "Brother Wukong walks slowly."
Xiao Bailong also said, "Let's go slowly, Brother Wukong."
After Sun Wukong left, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong stood there for a long time. At this time, what appeared in their minds was a natural and pure smile that was not contaminated before Sun Wukong recognized Tang Xuanzang's godfather.
The little white dragon lit a cigarette snake, then held it in his mouth, took a sip, and then said, "I think Brother Wukong seems to have become that, then, then...that's what."
Zhu Bajie snatched the smoke snake that Xiaobailong was holding, sucked it, then glanced at Xiaobailong and said, "What, what you have to remember is that Brother Wukong has given dignity for our common dream. We must have 100% respect and sincere respect for Brother Wukong."
Sha Wujing hurriedly ran in with her food and shouted, "Beer, ham, peanuts, drinks, bread, mung bean cake, potato chips, canned food, little banana, Brother Wukong, Where is Brother Wukong?"
After Sha Wujing finished shouting, the rest of Zhu Bajie and others were stunned for a long time. They asked in unison: "Wujing, what are you calling? Why haven't you heard it before?"
Sha Wujing did not answer.
After waiting for a long time, Zhu Bajie took the food carried by Sha Wujing and said, "Brother Wukong is gone, let's eat it."
Sha Wujing nodded, took out a box of cigarette snakes from his pocket, and oh, and then he was about to take apart the wooden box of cigarette snakes.
The little white dragon snatched the fragrant smoke snake in Sha Wujing's hand, stared at Sha Wujing with sincere eyes, and said, "Remember, cherish Brother Wukong and stay away from the tobacco." After that, he threw the fragrant smoke snake into the garbage can.
Sha Wujing nodded without understanding.
Zhu Bajie peeled a banana and handed it to Sha Wujing, and said, "Wujing, let me tell you a truth. Don't regard the surface badness as badness. Sometimes, badness is something that a beautiful person needs to complement each other."
Zhu Bajie said, pointing at himself, then picked up the fragrant smoke snake thrown away by the little white dragon from the garbage can and put it in his pocket. Then he touched Sha Wujing and the little white dragon's heads and said, "Come on, brother, don't stand stupidly. Let's eat together. Remember one more thing. Sometimes the scenes you can see with your eyes will be fake, so don't treat the fake as real."
At this critical moment, Sun Wukong couldn't help saying: "When some people regard all hope as life-saving straws of various types, then the premise is not to shout for help, because others know that you have chosen, and they will not lend a helping hand, let alone even if they don't have a choice, so don't let others feel cowardly and pitiful. This can only be the laughing stock of others after dinner."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and continued to mutter to himself: "After I left the band's secret base, I led a 'Mobei Canglang' with black hair all over my body toward the 'Immortal Stone Cave'. Along the way, the 'Mobei Canglang' occasionally howled like the Zhongniu Pastoral Dog, and the tone was exactly the same as the tone of the door."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "The Immortal Stone Cave is a 'safe haven't happened when I am usually depressed and sad. In the Immortal Stone Cave, I can get real pleasure and relaxation. Because of this, I can't get rid of the magical pull of the Immortal Stone Cave at all. In fact, psychological dependence has bound his future and fallen into the realm of nowhere. Obviously, I am like falling into the sea of smoke, unable to distinguish the true goal I pursue and the journey I should go."
Originally, Sun Wukong thought of saying something, but what he couldn't guess was that he coughed twice and said, "I came to the Immortal Stone Cave and tied the 'Mobei Canglang' to the very prominent stone beside the entrance of the cave. I sat on a stone tablet about three meters away from the 'Mobei Canglang'. The stone tablet was engraved with a few elegant and profound words, "Sun Wukong is the best handsome in the first place". Damn! It's so shameless!"
Sun Wukong must continue: "Pick up a stone and throw it to the 'Mobei Canglang'. Several times in a row, the 'Mobei Canglang' still shook his tail and made a possible friendly 'hum and hum' sound. Here it means that the 'Mobei Canglang' is not a pig."
Then, Sun Wukong continued, "Boredness, emptiness, loneliness, and monotony fill my brain. I feel that every part of my body seems to be facing failure. I am panic. The endless threads in my heart are just to prove the proposition of 'reality is indeed reality'. However, many coincidences have prompted me to get further and further away from the proposition in my heart. Oh my god, I am increasingly confused about what kind of person I am, anyway, it is right."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly stood up and shouted loudly into the immortal cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser."
The echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser--"
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and meditated, saying to himself: "Is glory the main purpose of my life? But I am willing to be ordinary, can't I be ordinary? Even so, there is no need to make the handsome me unable to understand. Alas, I can only rely on myself, knowing what I want."
What’s strange is why Sun Wukong repeatedly lived his life and experiences he had made of his character? Is it the pineapple-double-sun circle curse?
At this moment, dark clouds were covered with lightning and lightning broke out for a moment. The howling of the "Mobei Canglang" seemed so low-level at this moment.
Sun Wukong once again hysterically said in the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know?"
Echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know--"
Sun Wukong whispered: "I know."
Just when Sun Wukong was trying to get into a mysterious aura, the "Mobei Canglang" broke free from the shackles and ran towards the home.
When Sun Wukong saw the "Listening to the Cang Wolf" running like an arrow, he chased him hard from behind.
Just after Sun Wukong chased out of the "Mobei Canglang" for a distance, a loud bang and a flash of lightning struck the place where Sun Wukong had just stood.
So Sun Wukong shivered as usual, and couldn't help but feel scared, thinking to himself: "If it weren't for the 'Canglang', wouldn't I have turned into ashes?"
Chapter completed!