Sun Wukong sighed and couldn't help but say, "Hey, is it that Lei Gong, who is also jealous of my handsomeness? It's not easy!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong was disgusted for half an hour and thought to himself: "It's so boring. It's so disgusting. Is this a pervert?"

Sun Wukong couldn't help but explain: "I am different now than before. Tang Xuanzang was both powerful and believed that he was a godfather, not only satisfies my vanity, but also fills with substantial demand standards. However, I will gradually sink into the deep sea without self-esteem, and struggle mentally."

With a usual cough, Sun Wukong said, "On the day when I went to the audition, Sha Wujing prepared four servings of garlic, leek, stinky tofu pie for four people. Such a heavy taste was only Zhu Bajie to fool him. After the audition, there will be millions of unbrushed fans who have not brushed their teeth to block the way to ask for kisses. Therefore, Sha Wujing, who has obviously low IQ, does this as a shocking wisdom strategy for him."

After a moment...

Zhu Bajie connected the so-called Tiandi Line.

After the Tiandi Line was connected, Zhu Bajie said, "Hey, I want to report it."

A gentle voice came from the other end of the Heaven and Earth Line: "Hello, what do you want to report?"

Zhu Bajie was furious and roared: "Why did Li Nakamura suddenly break lightning? He was on a whim and planned to use lightning to blow a cool hairstyle to participate in an exciting and important occasion. Before he could stand down his head, the lightning flashed halfway. What does it mean? Is it like to play with me? I know that I was so handsome after dressing up. Are you jealous?"

A gentle voice from the other end of the Tiandi Line replied: "Sir, don't worry, it's understandable that this situation will happen. Maybe lightning will come again in a while? Besides, we are reporting heavy rain here, and lightning is not under the control of this place. I hope you can see the dialing channel of Tiandi Line clearly when reporting in the future. Thank you, goodbye."

After the Tiandi Line was hung up, Zhu Bajie picked up a booklet and compared it and realized: "Oh, I was reckless, I did make a mistake in dialing. This should be the Arabic numeral 3, and it became 2. Oh, it's so embarrassing."

As he said that, he recalled the gentle voice of the sky and earth just now, Zhu Bajie's cheeks turned red, and his heart was pounding involuntarily, and he said delusionally: "I seem to fall in love with her, what should I do? I wonder if the sudden feeling of love is the same?"

Then, he became shy and laughed "hehe" from time to time. Zhu Bajie's actions at this time completely exposed his arrogant personality of being a light, narcissistic, and ignorant.

After another moment...

The yard of Sun Wukong's house was crowded with people, and they were surrounded by traces. They looked at Sun Wukong, a speaker who was not very optimistic in the past.

Of course, those people are still those things.

Seeing so many people, Sun Wukong couldn't help but want to speak, expressing his ideals. In order to make everyone see Sun Wukong's self-conceived handsome appearance, he simply stood on the roof.

Sun Wukong corrected his clothes, pulled his sleeves, slammed the corners of his clothes, and said in a very elegant manner: "Dear fellow villagers, friends, children, adult friends, men, women, good morning, when the sun is so hot, the temperature is basically not high, and the wind is pretty good, we gathered together, why do we gather together? I thought about it before and after tracing the root cause, because of my ideals, my spiritual music..."

After saying this, Sun Wukong felt shy for a moment and said to himself: "I'm going, I'm extremely perverted!"

At this time, the second sister Sun Wukong climbed to the roof and brought Sun Wukong a glass of water.

The people in the yard looked up at Sun Wukong, and there were also a few ignorant girls admiring Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong took a sip, pretended to taste it, and continued to preach: "My spiritual music, ah, is eternal, it feeds me like my mother's ** every moment."

The people in the yard were in an uproar and laughed with different understandings.

"You don't have to be confused. Since ancient times, it is said that 'Being strong is not as strong as being strong in the house'. It is not as simple as having a good wife at home."

A voice in the crowd asked, "What is the relationship between a good wife and that spiritual god music? Can spiritual god music give birth to a baby?"

Then, there was another burst of laughter in the yard. Sun Wukong's biological father couldn't hold it in his face.

"You asked well, the music of the Spirit God is like this to me. It's like a wife and a honey is like a home. Not to mention having children, it's okay to have an orangutan or an elephant."

The yard was silent. They seemed to understand the profound meaning of what Sun Wukong said, or they felt bored and too lazy to laugh.

Sun Wukong continued to preach: "Everyone can come today to appreciate my face. As a regular banquet, I will give you a cup of tea. But time is in a hurry and I have to go to the audition at noon."

The third aunt and aunt bared their yellow teeth and said, "Wukong is a sensible child, and he knows how to speak politely. He is such a good child. Wukong, the third aunt and aunt and uncle, sisters and brothers, and aunts who came to him are grateful."

Sun Wukong bowed, and then applause thundered.

Then, Sun Wukong gave a speech at the top of his throat for two hours, probably half an hour more than last time.

Erhe raised his thumb and said to Sanshui beside him: "Wukong's mouth is not necessarily so vernacular. It turns out that he is so vernacular, and his ears are almost out of calluses."

Sanshui endured a mouthful of blood, his expression turned to the extreme and said, "My God, this is not a mouth, he is a full arrow through the clouds."

Sun Wukong's two-hour hard and outstanding speech made people in the yard complain frequently.

At the entrance of Lizhong Village, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong were anxiously waiting for Sun Wukong.

The temperature is about 25 at noon, which is quite appropriate and makes people less anxious.

Of course, what I have to say is that Sun Wukong’s speech during this period was under extremely shameful psychological blow. How reluctant Sun Wukong is!

Village flower Liao Jiaojiao passed by Zhu Bajie and the other three, and gave a charming look skillfully, covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "I saw that you couldn't help but say that you three sang well."

Zhu Bajie pretended to be cool and said, "Jiaowa, the three of us won't sing, Brother Wukong sings."

As Zhu Bajie said, he simply talked about his ideal and said, "The three of us are accompaniment, very strong and very penetrating. The important thing is that we will take the path of top bands in the future. We have to buy the most expensive ancient buildings and play with a few super carriages. Haha~, it's so realistic."

Liao Jiaojiao responded hypocritically: "Yes, I can't help but say it's pretty good again. Let's do it first. My mother asked me to make soy sauce. Let's go. I wish you success." After that, she walked forward a few steps and turned around and threw a teasing look.

Zhu Bajie's straight eyes all showed a perverted temperament.

Xiao Bailong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, pointed at Liao Jiaojiao, reminding him, "Bajie, I can't help but say that Liao Jiaojiao has been engaged, and he is a lame son of the county magistrate."

Zhu Bajie came to his senses, rubbed his stiff expression, and then said, "I seemed to know it just before, but it was not the main thing that I hadn't been married yet." After that, he walked to the side and sat down, not knowing what to ponder.
Chapter completed!