808 Incredible
"Drink?"
At the foot of a mountain, Yun Mengzi was roasting two hares. He was immersed in it and left Lu Linguan and proposed to take away the Taoist priest named Lu Yichen. Tian Yunzi thought about it and agreed directly.
Looking at the crazy Taoist priest who had bright eyes and a drunken face, Yun Mengzi shook his head: "I don't drink alcohol, nor are you good at drinking. If you want to drink, the rabbit meat will be roasted later, and it will not be too late to drink it after you have the food."
"No need...just have wine, everything else is full of clouds..."
Lu Yichen smiled foolishly. It seems that there is no mental problem.
In fact, at the beginning, Yun Mengzi did not find any mental problems with Lu Yichen. He was just drunk and dressed in a ragged manner, and was still a little dirty.
Tian Yunzi did not mention why Lu Yichen became like this, but Yun Mengzi could guess that the blow that Lu Yichen received should be a change in his family or because of emotions...
"Yes, everything is a cloud..."
Yun Mengzi smiled, unwilling to talk to Lu Yichen again. He wanted to wait for Lu Yichen to sober up before continuing to talk to him. It was undoubtedly very difficult to chat with a drunk man.
"If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Why do you care about whether it is true tomorrow?"
Lu Yichen raised his neck and took a sip of wine, chanting poems loudly.
Yun Mengzi was slightly stunned. The poems that Lu Yichen recited were somewhat wrong. Although the following sentence was not particularly beautiful, it was still OK. He couldn't help but reminded him: "I have wine today and get drunk today and get drunk tomorrow and be sad tomorrow... Fellow Taoist, you read it wrong."
"Fellow Daoist, why are you doing so seriously?"
Lu Yichen smiled and said, "Fellow Taoist said he was not good at drinking. Why do you know this poem that people from the wine country like the most? Fellow Taoist, can you also like to drink secretly? I am afraid of being punished by your master, so I say that I am not good at drinking?"
"I really can't drink, and I never drink..."
Yun Mengzi was a little helpless, flipped the rabbit around and stopped talking.
"fart!"
Lu Yichen's drunken face was a little disdainful: "I can sense it, you just like drinking..."
Yun Mengzi frowned and felt a little unhappy. Lu Yichen spoke rudely, but after thinking about it, this is a lunatic. What should he do to get him to take the Creation Pill. Although the Creation Pill is a magic pill, it doesn't taste good.
The Creation Pill looks very good, the size of the thumb, it is not eaten in the mouth, and it is even a little fragrant. However, when eaten in the mouth, it will have a pungent sour and odor. If the stomach is shallow, it will immediately come out.
But if there is a good thing, Zhang Daoran personally instructed him to bring nine pills back to eight people...
This drunkard, in a dim state of good or bad, is there any difference? I am afraid that it will spit it out when eaten in his mouth.
"You must think I'm a lunatic..."
Lu Yichen threw away the empty bottle of wine that he had drunk in his hand. The bottle rolled on the hillside and fell to pieces.
With his hands spread open and lying directly on the ground, Lu Yichen said, "Call me after baking..."
Yun Mengzi felt strange in his heart. Lu Yichen was really a lunatic?
Apart from his rude speech, Yun Mengzi has not seen Lu Yichen's crazy so far...
"Is it because of fellow Taoist Tianyunzi who deceived me? He didn't mean to leave this Lu Yichen?"
Yun Mengzi's eyes turned, but he still couldn't get the answer in the end.
The hare in his hand was flipped over, revealing a strong aroma of flesh. Yun Mengzi swallowed, because he did not stay in Lu Linguan for a long time because he was carrying Lu Yichen. After saying a few words, he turned around and left.
The hungry Yun Mengzi is really cruel to swallow these two hares directly now.
"God, don't kill me!"
Suddenly, Lu Yichen, who was sleeping, jumped up from the ground with his eyes closed. At some point, there was a very thick stick in his hand. The stick danced in his hand. Lu Yichen staggered and ran away. While running, he shouted: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I really didn't offend you... Why did you harm me!"
Looking at Lu Yichen who was staggering towards the distance, Yun Mengzi was a little dazed: "Is he really a madman, just indirectly short and crazy?"
Yun Mengzi was about to chase after him, but the mountain peaks here were steep and there were some cliffs. If he fell down, he would be crushed to pieces.
Just as he was about to set off, Lu Yichen, who was running, lay directly on the ground.
Yun Mengzi looked at Lu Yichen dozens of meters away, shook his head and did not get up: "Forget it, the rabbit is ready to bake it soon, I'll call you then..."
Flipped the hare, Yun Mengzi was thinking about his own thoughts. I don’t know how long it took, and the two hares were already roasted.
Yun Mengzi turned his head and looked into the distance, trying to wake Lu Yichen, but was surprised to find that Lu Yichen was lying beside him at some point. His breathing was stable, as if there were nowhere to be seen...
"This is..."
Yun Mengzi was shocked, Lu Yichen breathed weakly, would he be drunk to death?
"Fellow Daoist Lu? Wake up..."
After pushing Lu Yichen, Yun Mengzi's voice was a little anxious.
Just as he was about to grab Lu Yichen's wrist to take his pulse, Lu Yichen suddenly sat up, his eyes were blurred, and even confused: "Has the hare been baked?"
No problem!
Yun Mengzi was a little surprised. Lu Yichen looked like he was obviously going to die, and now he was full of energy... Looking at Lu Yichen who caught the hare and didn't feel hot, Yun Mengzi smiled and shook his head, and said in his heart: "Madman, it's true that you can't treat it with common sense..."
"Fellow Daoist... The rabbit has just been baked and it's still a little hot. You have to be careful..."
Yun Mengzi swallowed his stomach afterwards. He looked at Lu Yichen's hands incredibly, both of which were a little dirty, but this was not the point.
The point is that Lu Yichen grabbed the hare with his right hand, and did not seem to feel the heat. He stuffed it into his mouth, as if he wanted to eat the cold steamed buns and swallowed the bones directly.
If it were just like this, it would be understandable to be a crazy person who was difficult for ordinary people to understand. Lu Yichen did not feel the hot rabbit, but how did the bottle of wine come from his left hand?
When he left Lu Linguan, Lu Yichen was only carrying half a bottle of wine. He didn't carry anything, only two Taoist robes, and was carried by Yun Mengzi. Lu Yichen's Taoist robe was tattered and didn't hold anything at all. Even if he pretended, he could easily see it...
Lu Yichen, who came almost empty-handed, only a few sips of the wine bottle in his hand. How did he come from? He drank all the wine just now, and the wine bottle had been thrown away and it was broken...
"Fellow Daoist...Where did you come from this bottle of wine?"
Yun Mengzi was extremely surprised and asked Lu Yichen.
"Wine bottle?"
Lu Yichen stopped chewing and raised his left hand. For a moment, the rabbit in his hand ate most of the time, and the wine in the bottle was also less than half...
He took back the wine bottle and drank the wine inside in one sip. He threw the wine bottle directly. He wiped his mouth: "I don't know..."
Yun Mengzi was stunned, but Lu Yichen smiled foolishly: "I dreamed of a god. From then on, I wanted to drink, and I would have a bottle of wine in my hand... If you don't believe me, please see..."
Yun Mengzi came back to his senses and looked at Lu Yichen's empty left hand. He saw a bottle of wine suddenly appearing in his left hand, which was originally empty. The trademark on the wine bottle was exactly the same as the wine bottle that Lu Yichen threw away just now...
Lu Yichen opened the bottle cap and took a sip: "It's that simple, I thought there was, and he had it..."
Chapter completed!