Chapter 809 You are so stupid
"Whatever you want is? Then I want peaches and fairy pills. I wonder if you can transform them out?"
Yun Mengzi looked helpless, and Lu Yichen showed strangeness all over his body, but he was crazy again. This kind of crazyness seemed to be a disguise. But just now, in his sleep, Lu Yuchen's instinctive fear did not seem to be fake.
It would be difficult to treat Lu Yichen as a fool or a madman to draw his words out.
“No…”
Lu Yichen shook his head, drunkenly: "If I could turn into peaches and elixirs, I would have become an immortal long ago. I don't have to worry about that old man, why are he still drinking here?"
With a silly smile, Lu Yichen looked at Yun Mengzi: "Are you stupid?"
Yun Mengzi choked, then turned his head, picked up the roasted rabbit and started to chew it slowly.
"Do you drink or not? It's not good to have meat but not alcohol... Eating meat and drinking, singing with wine is a great thing in life... You only eat meat and not drinking like a beggar on the roadside, picking up a roast chicken and sharing it with a dog..."
After chewing a bite of roast chicken, Lu Yichen tilted his neck and lost one-third of the bottle of wine.
Looking at Lu Yichen drinking like this, Yun Mengzi's eyelids were pounding: "If you drink like this, you may not be able to live long..."
Shaking his head, Yun Mengzi said, "I am not good at drinking..."
Although I didn't understand what Lu Yichen was thinking at this time, how could he get a piece with a beggar and a dog when eating a roasted rabbit? Yun Mengzi felt that this drunkard must be mocking him.
Ignoringly, Yun Mengzi regretted something: "If you bring such a person back to the island of Huxin, I wonder if Zhenren Zhang would think that I was perfunctory? I deliberately looked for a fool, a madman, and finally showed himself?"
Shaking his head and shook this idea out of his head, Yun Mengzi looked at Lu Yichen again, and felt even more regretful.
"I, if I had known, I wouldn't have brought him here..."
I regret it very much, but at this time, can I send him back? How would fellow Taoist Tianyunzi view me?
This is difficult to deal with...
"I just hope that he can take the Creation Pill. I wonder if it can be cured. His madness?"
Thinking of this, I unknowingly touched my chest, where there was a small jade bottle containing the innate creation pill.
"I have a fairy pill, do you want it?"
Yun Mengzi's eyes turned and looked at Lu Yichen: "You can eat it and you can be light and healthy, and you can enter the immortal path."
"The immortal way is vague and unknown, but the head of practicing Taoism is just empty..."
After taking a sip of wine and chewing on rabbit meat, Lu Yichen seemed not to hear what Yun Mengzi said just now: "Gods and immortals have always been myths, and they should not be in the world."
“Fellow Taoist…”
Yun Mengzi was not in the mood to eat rabbit meat, and he could be said to have lost his appetite in an instant: "I said, I have the fate of becoming an immortal here. Do you want to become an immortal?"
"Eternal life is a dream, but in fantasy. How many people in the world are there? Where can I stay now?" After taking a sip of wine and not continuing to chew on rabbit meat, Lu Yichen's eyes were already a little empty. I wonder if he was drunk as if he was drunk or fell into his own thinking: "There is eternal life in the wine, and eternal life is a dream. Don't take it seriously, and it's all empty when he wakes up."
Yun Mengzi frowned, he was a little angry. Lu Yichen obviously heard his words, and he made these silly limericks, which were really meaningful, but he could understand it, but it was difficult for him to understand Lu Yichen's artistic conception at this time.
"I have been regarded as a lunatic since I was a child..."
Lu Yichen suddenly covered his face, as if he was crying: "When I remembered, I was already five years old. That year, I was already in Lu Lin Temple. Why was I a Taoist priest? No one told me, I only said that I was born in Taoist sacred. One day, it was snowing heavily, and I had a nightmare. An old Taoist priest holding a long sword in his hand wanted to kill me... He was really cruel. I could clearly sense that he cut open my head and put a seed..."
Only then did Yun Mengzi realize that Lu Yichen was not a madman. He had clear thinking, concise language, and his tone of speaking was intoxicating, but the meaning he expressed seemed to be complaining.
"I am very scared, very scared. Since then, I will have this nightmare as soon as I close my eyes. Moreover, I always encounter this Taoist priest. This Taoist priest told me that someone will come to get the things in my head... The opportunity comes, and I will give me a fairy fate..."
Lu Yichen covered his face with his hands: "I am really scared. If you take out the things in my mind, wouldn't you still have to cut your head open? What if I am not careful, I will die?"
"What seeds are placed?"
Yun Mengzi was a little curious. These things seemed particularly fantastic and felt very unreal.
But since Zhang Daoran's reputation spread throughout the world, he has now successfully entered the Tao. That is to say, there are really gods in this world... Lu Yichen's dream may be more than just a dream, otherwise it would be impossible to meet this Taoist priest once he closes his eyes...
"Who knows what seed is?"
Lu Yichen let go of his hands, and there were no tears on his face. He took a sip of wine and said, "That day, I followed my senior brother down the mountain and arrived at a supermarket. I saw a blue and white porcelain bottle that looked very beautiful, and thought it would be great if it could be taken away..."
"So, you took that blue and white porcelain bottle?"
Yun Mengzi frowned. Stealing is not a good habit, which shows that Lu Yichen himself has moral problems and lacks teaching.
"I didn't take it...that bottle disappeared..."
Lu Yichen looked longing: "Actually, it was my first time drinking in blue and white porcelain fashion wine bottles. After getting drunk, I fell asleep. I was not afraid of the Taoist priest... So gradually, I fell in love with drinking..."
Yun Mengzi always had a feeling that Lu Yichen in front of him was not simple... He could turn out a wine bottle out of thin air, so he could take it back... This blue and white porcelain bottle contained wine. Lu Yichen later found out, which shows that the blue and white porcelain was stolen by him, but the means were different...
"You stole the wine you drink..."
He glanced at Yun Mengzi with contempt, and Lu Yichen said: "I took the blue and white porcelain wine bottle, and I never took it again. Who knows where these wines came from? I just thought that if you have wine, you will have an extra bottle of wine in your hand. If you want other things, you can't change it..."
"Only turn into wine?"
Yun Mengzi was a little suspicious that since he could take away the blue and white porcelain bottles quietly, he could take other things. Just like those practitioners on the island of Lake Heart, they could turn a lot of things into nothing with one thought... and they could also turn things out of thin air.
"This is just a magic weapon in space..."
Yun Mengzi already had an answer in his mind: "Lu Yichen had no objection and got a space magic weapon, and this magic weapon contained a trace of soul of the previous director..."
"It can also be transformed into something else..."
Lu Yichen stretched out his hand and suddenly a pack of peanuts in his hand. He laughed and looked at Yun Mengzi's somewhat surprised face: "You are so interesting. I have met so many people. You are the first to believe that I can turn into something. Is there a god? How can I turn into something out of thin air? You fool... Is there a fool? I believe the story I made up. You are so stupid and cute..."
Chapter completed!