"We can concede the ball this time, but not embarrassing!"

"Even if it's embarrassing, it's not that TMD can't be embarrassed after losing the ball!"

Lei Feng imitated Fang Long's shouting, which made Lu Wanger laugh.

To be honest, many jokes are not as exciting as those in talk shows, but with the dubbing that is quite similar to the original drama, it looks particularly interesting; it also looks particularly novel in the seamless form of many videos!

Lu Wang looked at the video.

The desolate erhu sounds

"However, pessimism has quietly spread from the moment the Chinese team was assigned to the death group..." In the narration, the Netherlands, Argentina, Côte d'Ivoire, China, and four countries emerged.

“Côte d’Ivoire?”

Lu Wang was stunned.

To him, this African country is a bit unfamiliar. Lei Feng hesitated when he was doing the video, but he did not make any changes in the end. He wanted to bet on whether this African country that advanced to the World Cup finals in another world in 2016 will be able to do it in this world.

yi, like the Chinese team yi:5 Thailand team made up in the talk show, if these "prophecies" can be realized, then these videos may be rejuvenated!

Of course, that's all a story.

At this moment, with the emergence of the group list, many protagonists of the film dubbed by Lei Feng have expressed their opinions on this matter

"The Chinese team was assigned to the Death Group. I want me to see it. There is no hope for this time... What do you think downstairs?"

"I'm right, the poster said it."

"Dear, rob my sand again."

“…”

The characters in each film are pessimistic.

The background sound of the video also sounded the ending song of the second part of the American Journey

"The sea of ​​bitterness brings love waves"

This is the sentence Lei Feng knew only in this life's love. In this pretty standard Cantonese sentence, the narrator also expressed his concerns about the national football team in a heart-wrenching tone.

The screen is cut!

CCTV Program

Happy Dictionary!

Host Wang Daya sat down with a female guest. She looked at the camera and looked up at the teleprompt screen, looking up at the guest with a smile: "Please listen to the topic: Do you think the Chinese team can qualify for this World Cup? A can't; bsp;                                                                                            

Guest: "Confirm."

Wang Daya: "Congratulations on your answer correctly!"

Guest: "Yeah"

Lv Wang: Puff

He was amused by this old joke.

Especially the last voice "Yeah", which inexplicably hit his laugh point!

Happy Dictionary is an old show. When he was a child, he also watched Wang Daya hosting the question-and-answer sessions and background music in the show. Now it sounds quite nostalgic. In addition, the female voices imitated by Lei Feng do have a bit of Wang Daya's charm. It's quite interesting to watch it.

June 2016 AD, Sunday, Leipzig, group stage, China vs. Netherlands.

A few lines of words appear on the screen.

The first game of the Chinese team's group stage has begun!

In the passionate music, screenshots of the Chinese national football team fighting in the arena appeared, but soon, the passionate music turned into a heartbreaking tone! The pictures and texts of the newspaper occupied the picture "The Chinese national team lost 4 goals in the first game!"

"Number one! O yi4!"

"The Chinese team defeated the Netherlands by Yi4!"

“…”

Amid the noisy "newsboy" selling newspapers, the narrator's tone was deep: "However, ideals are often so unbearable in the face of reality."

Yi Sports Program Appears!

Host: "I didn't expect that the Chinese team would lose yi4 in the game. Each of the opponents scored goals, including 3 substitutes. Coach Li, what do you think of this game?"

Director Li: "Hehe."

Host: "What does hehe mean?"

Director Li: "Hehe."

Host: "What does it mean?"

Director Li: "Hehe."

Host: "Damn, are you stupid?"

Director Li: "The Chinese team is stupid first."

brush!

The show switches again, and a classic Hollywood love clip appears in the picture

The male lead: "I, the Chinese team was actually shot in by the Dutch team yi4 times."

The heroine: "I really envy the Chinese team!"

“…”

Lu Wangting was scolded!

I saw a pornographic joke again, and I actually blackened the goddess in his heart!

"However, life is like chocolate, you never know what the next yi is." The narrator rang, and his tone was excited, "The next game can be described as a peak turn!"

On Thursday, June 5, 2oo6 AD, Gelsenkirchen, group stage, China team yi:o Argentina.

A few lines of small characters appear!

The competition has begun!

But the screen is still pitch black.

In the "black screen", the sound of the football commentator sounded

"In this game, the Chinese team lined up an unprecedented yioo formation! All the players were huddled in the penalty area to defend. Obviously, the Argentina team was very unacceptable to this style of play. The game has entered stoppage time, and the score is still o-o..."

The screen flashes!

"The Chinese team fought back!"

"Hao Haixi takes the ball."

"He inserted!"

"He's in!"

"He cums!"

The game scene from unknown year appeared in the picture. When the commentator shouted, the Chinese team Hao Haixi shot with big feet

"The ball was saved by the goalkeeper!"

During the commentary, the goalkeeper fell to the ground and caught the football!

"It's such a pity," the commentator said in a very regretful tone.

"etc!"

The picture suddenly flashed!

The referee in the video is wrong!

The table in the room is shaking!

In front of the goal, the goalkeeper who caught the ball shook his hands and the football fell off!

"It's an earthquake!"

The football rolled forward, and the football commentator shouted: "The ball has entered! The Chinese team scored the goal, the ball has entered, the ball has entered!"

boom!

boom!

boom!

Mountain torrents, reservoirs burst, volcanoes spewing!

In the bad melody, the news broadcast begins

Male: "Good evening everyone."

Female: "Good evening."

Man: "Today is Thursday, June 5th, welcome to watch today's news broadcast."
To be continued...