Chapter 786 Who will dig my ears?
The cotton balls entered my ears and couldn't be taken out!
Valdy felt that her mind was scratched by the cotton balls and wanted to pick it out as soon as possible, but that's what this thing is. The more you want to grab, the more you stay away from it.
Then Heinx, who was standing in front of Vardy, was stunned and wanted to remind Vardy again before the game started, but why did Vardy keep digging his ears?
When you are talking, is this a disdain for your own words and disdain for them at all?
It's unlikely!
Then Heinx saw Valdy's expression becoming awkward, as if he had something to ask for, but he was embarrassed to say it.
"Old man, help me dig my ears? The cotton balls can't come in and out!"
Valdy's embarrassing look, Heinx swore that he had never seen it before.
Let me dig your ears for you?
Aren't you afraid that my jealous fingers will enter from this ear and then come out from that ear?
Then brain mass flows all over the floor?
He shook his head disgustedly. Heinx originally planned to remind Valdy a few words, but at this time he had changed his mind, turned around and shook his head and left, leaving Valdy petrified in the spot.
The game is about to begin, and Vardy has no choice but to walk towards the player channel. As for the little thing in his ears, he can only think of a way slowly.
The referee whistle sounded, and this highly-watched contest started.
The United States is very cautious. Although it has good strength and does not have many opponents in Central and North America, it is obviously not enough to be seen in the World Cup stage. At least they themselves are very clear about this. The United States is far from an opponent of England.
If we consider it from the perspective of origin, except for the local primitive tribes, most of the remaining Americans are immigrants from the UK, which can be said to be of the same origin, and the sport of football was also passed down from the UK.
So, can the United Kingdom be regarded as the FA of the United States?
Especially in football, it seems that the United States has no resistance in front of England.
Fortunately, they also realized this, so from the beginning of this game, the United States set up a formation in the midfield and backcourt.
Let’s defend first. If you don’t defend first, you won’t even have a chance to defend in the future.
This is in line with everyone's expectations for this game. If the American team is not afraid of a young man attacking England like a young man, then everyone must have thought that the American coach took the wrong medicine, and then the next day the US Football Association will announce the dismissal of the class.
Of course, England invaded without hesitation. You have let go of the door, why am I still polite to you?
Beckham organized in an orderly manner in the midfield, Rooney was at the front, Shuangde took turns to penetrate behind him, and there was also a Lennon who dribbled the ball and was desperate. England's offense was huge and powerful.
If you add this configuration, if you add a Vardy, you will be very beautiful and English fans.
No, we already have Vardy!
Why didn't you see this funny guy?
After watching the excitement for a long time, the fans reacted.
Vardy is England's number one superstar, the absolute core of arrows. How can he do without him? He is England's most sharp weapon and everyone is counting on him to attack cities and villages, so soon, everyone focused on Valdy.
After watching for a while, the fans gradually turned from initial expectations to surprise, and finally became puzzled.
When others attack, Vardy was pursing his ears;
When others shot, Vardy was cleaning his ears;
When others defended, Valdy was still cleaning her ears;
It seems that Vardy's entire world is the only thing that can be used to clean his ears. In Vardy's eyes, the whole world is just a cloud, and nothing is important to pick his ears.
Do you want to dig so hard?
Dear, wake up, this is not a hair washing room, this is a court.
"Look at Vardy's digging ears, my ears suddenly itchy, as if tens of thousands of ants were crawling. Which kind-hearted person came to help me dig my ears?"
"I may have adjusted the wrong channel again. Isn't this a live World Cup?"
"You should feel fortunate that Vardy was just picking his ears silently, instead of taking off his sneakers and sitting on the ground, judging his feet openly."
After being surprised, the fans were talking incredibly, and it seemed to return to their familiar rhythm Vardy played unfairly.
The teammates were speechless. Although Vardy's hard work on paddling did not delay England's suppression of the United States, the problem was that they were all waiting for Vardy to score a goal. Rooney alone charged in front of the battle, and the American defender could pull out all the hair left by the fat man in minutes.
But the problem is, Vardy is really uncomfortable.
This was the first time that Vardy felt so clearly that he had a brain. If it weren't for the cotton ball that went down the cochlea, it seemed like he had entered his brain. Vardy always thought he didn't have that thing.
I have no way to play football quietly!
No, I still have to think of a way to get the cotton balls out immediately.
If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools. If you have cotton balls in your ears, you can't concentrate on playing football!
After thinking about it, Vardy walked to Beckham and looked at Beckham pitifully.
"Dear, the cotton ball has entered my ears, please help me dig it out?"
Beckham was stunned and almost vomited blood.
Damn, I'll help you clean your ears when you are in this game?
As a fantasy, Beckham never felt that he was so incredible.
He even felt a sense of déjà vu when he walked to the side of the road and was leaned against the wall and reached out to attract him.
"Master, come and have fun!"
With a difficult step, Beckham turned around and left with a strange expression, but he ignored Valdy because he really felt uncomfortable all over.
Vardy looked dull.
Am I rejected?
It seems that digging your ears is not a shameful act. No one will say that there is a scheming relationship between us, so why can't this work?
Forget it, I'll ask someone to help.
Gerald?
Lampard?
Rooney?
No, these rough men don’t know what kind of pity and slimness is. They may be able to help me take out the cotton ball, but my ears will probably be ruined, so I can’t count on them at all.
While digging involuntarily and thinking for a long time, Vardy couldn't find a suitable target and couldn't help but feel discouraged.
Suddenly, Vardy's eyes stopped on the person in front of him, and his eyes lit up.
Yes, it's you!
With everyone's eyes on, Vardy walked towards the penalty area of Team USA, as if he was going to ambush there.
The American defensive player couldn't help but burst into a cold sweat. Valdy didn't perform much just now. Is he going to start a big kill this time?
But they obviously thought too much.
Vardy continued to walk and walked to the US goalkeeper Howard.
Chapter completed!