Chapter 136 Hilarious Classroom
The old man's face turned a little blue, and the lenses were shining with sharp light. Lin Kun's words sounded a bit off topic, but it was correct to think about it seriously. The so-called concern for life and growth is to take care of life and development. So to satisfy the life needs and development requirements of lovers, this is the correct view of love.
There was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the atmosphere was warm. Some people even understood the meaning and laughed. The one who reflected the strongest was Tao Linna. Lin Kun, the stinky guy, was clearly saying that she was young and wanted to rub herself.
Tao Linna looked up and saw this guy winking at her. Tao Linna glared at him fiercely, but her heart was a little sweet. Although it sounded like he thought that his girl was not big, she was actually showing love to herself in public.
In fact, Lin Kun is not a person who is willing to show off. He deeply understands the principle that a tree attracts wind and a gun strikes a bird, because he has seen these in the mountains and forests. The tallest and largest tree is subject to the greatest force when the wind comes, and is most likely to be struck when thunder. The unique and unsociable rabbits and lambs are the easiest to be eaten by wolves.
Everything he did was just to survive and to make money, so he had no choice but to help people chase girls and pick up girls. To outsiders or to those who were jealous, it seemed to be showing off, but in fact it was just working.
However, today, the reason why he was so mean was that he didn't like the black-bellied old Huangtou, and the other was that he wanted to take the opportunity to tease Tao Linna, and was also warning her that you could pretend to be a stranger when you saw me, but I will always be the stranger you are most familiar with.
Lin Kun sat down, and I don’t know if it was Lao Huangtou who gave the best answer or if Lao Huangtou fell into his trap, but Lao Huangtou still said with a smile: “Does other students have any questions?”
After the old Huangtou finished speaking, he saw that Lin Kun wanted to stand up, and he hurriedly said, "Please give the opportunity to other classmates."
Lin Kun sat down with an evil smile on his face. In fact, he had no other problem at all. He just stood up and tried it on purpose. As expected, the old man with a black heart was afraid.
At this time, it was the other students' turn to discover it enthusiastically, but none of them wanted Lin Kun to be so tricky. He said he was asking questions, but it would be better to flatter Lao Huangtou. Most of the questions were nonsense, but being able to make the principal happy face to face is success.
This is a very long public class to allow everyone to adapt to the feeling of class. Although the atmosphere on site is very warm, it is very boring.
Lin Kun was bored and lay on the table to make up for sleep. Not only him, but many people sitting in the remote corner fell down. Even in the first class, it was the vice principal's class, so everyone did not give face, and the vice principal was not as good as Zhou Gongda.
All brothers who have experienced sleeping in class know that the more they listen to the chattering in their ears, they will sleep faster. Once they are silent in their ears, they will wake up immediately because the teacher may be by their side.
Lin Kun suddenly woke up under such circumstances. Sure enough, hundreds of people at the scene were silent, all looking at this side. The vice principal on the podium also stared at this side with his lenses, but he couldn't tell who he was looking at.
Lin Kun got up from the table, looking very energetic and listening carefully, but anyone knew that he was sleeping just now because he was drooling on his mouth and there were traces of pressing out of his arms on his face.
The first class was held, and it was the vice principal's class, and Lin Kun and Lao Huangtoumao also attended. In this case, he still dared to sleep, which is crazy.
Only Tao Linna cast a concerned look at him, she thought Lin Kun was tired.
However, now, more people are looking at Lin Kun. There is a person who is even more tough. He is still sleeping in this situation. He is also a girl, wearing a flower skirt, long hair, lying on the table, her body is rolling in a regular manner, and the interval is heavy. It seems that the girl is sleeping soundly.
Hundreds of people at the scene were watching her with a smile, and many of them suffered internal injuries. The old Huangtou on the podium said nothing, with a expressionless face, and just stared straight at it.
Lin Kun is a good person. He doesn't want to waste everyone's time, and he doesn't want to have a fellow man who encounters misfortune like this. So he took the initiative to poke the girl, but unexpectedly, the girl didn't respond. Lin Kun increased his strength, and the girl just twisted, as if she was driving mosquitoes.
Someone was laughing uncontrollable, and the old man Huang's forehead was already exposed. The situation was urgent, and Lin Kun had to increase his strength again and push the girl.
Unexpectedly, an amazing scene happened.
The girl waved her hand, and in this quiet and vermicelli-like environment, she said in a daze: "I don't want it anymore, let's go tomorrow..."
Everyone in the audience was stunned at this moment. Lin Kun almost bit his injured tongue, and his hand that was on the girl's back flickered back like lightning. It turned out that the girl thought it was her boyfriend asking for love, and she thought she was sleeping in her bed.
The next moment, a shocking laughter came from the large classroom, which almost lifted the roof.
But despite this, the girl still didn't wake up. It seemed that she was really tired last night.
Seeing that Lao Huang was about to get angry, he was about to step down from the podium. While everyone was laughing, they were also worried about this girl. After all, it was the first class at the beginning of the school year, and it was the principal's class. It was so sleeping so hard that he only thought of his husband in his heart, which would be too disrespectful to the principal.
If the principal gets angry, it is not impossible to directly fire it. Moreover, the old Huangtou has been angry with Lin Kun, although it is well concealed.
Seeing that Old Huangtou was about to take action, Lin Kun pushed the girl again. Everyone laughed at him coldly and couldn't help but start to worry, feeling sad that the rabbit died and the fox was sad. After all, anyone could become the next one.
Tao Linna and He Ping all gave encouragement to Lin Kun, cheering eyes, especially when they saw Tao Linna, Lin Kun immediately had inspiration. He bent down and whispered something in the girl's ear. The girl who couldn't strike actually jumped up magically and exclaimed: "Don't cum inside..."
The girl who was unable to move shouted "Don't ejaculate inside" and woke up suddenly.
After everyone was slightly stunned, everyone understood what Lin Kun was saying in her ear.
Tao Linna immediately pinched a piece of paper in her hand and prepared to use it to kill Lin Kun. This dead ghost is so bad.
Needless to say, Lin Kun said in her ear: "I'm going to cum..."
Since this girl dreams about her boyfriend and "those things", this sentence must work.
Sure enough, the girl confirmed Lin Kun's words with her actions. She jumped up and subconsciously looked at her lower body. She saw that she was dressed neatly and looked at her next to her again. Hundreds of pairs of eyes were staring at him in unison. There was an old yellow head in front of her. The girl instantly understood what had happened just now, and subconsciously turned to look at Lin Kun, not knowing what to do.
At this time, Old Man Huang said on the podium: "This female classmate, can you tell me what did you dream of just now?"
"Dream?" The girl stood up, and all the confused expressions just now disappeared. She changed into a look of surprise. Facing the old Huangtou, she was more calm than Lin Kun, spread her hands and said, "How could I dream if I didn't sleep?"
"Don't sleep? Then what were you doing just now?" Old Huang was a little angry, and someone repeatedly challenged his authority, and he had to kill a warning to him. The old man sneered: "Everyone here heard you talking in your sleep just now."
At this time, someone next to her told her the content of her dream talk. The girl's face turned slightly red, but she still said calmly: "That's not a dream talk, but I was thinking about what you just said, "Mything is to establish a view of love correctly". I am understanding it based on my own situation."
Lao Huangtou was speechless because he was right, "It's so tired, tomorrow... don't ejaculate." These are undoubtedly the most correct choices for contemporary college girls when it comes to love. They clarify their own position and protect their rights and interests and security. They absolutely understand the essence of Lao Huangtou and can be regarded as a representative of this course.
Old Huang looked depressed. He felt that he was already dark-bellied enough that he could play with these little guys in applause. Now he found that he was no match for them at all. There was only one reason for his failure, that is, his dark-bellied will never be shameless.
The public class in college was very long, and there was only one class all morning, and the class was very casual, so Lao Huang looked at the time and announced his rest directly. He turned around and left with the lecture notes. He wanted to calm down.
After Lao Huangtou left, hundreds of people in the classroom immediately burst into shocking laughter and cheers, cheering for Lin Kun and the girl's shamelessness, and being proud of their defeat in the first class.
The classroom was in a panic, and many people rushed towards Lin Kun and the girl. After all, everyone was young. Although some people hated Lin Kun to show off, most people still like Lin Kun's personality and style of behavior.
The girl was also very popular, and at this moment, the girl was turning her head to stare at Lin Kun, who also looked at him with a smile and said, "No need to thank me, I should do it?"
The girl asked fiercely: "I am what you should do when you cumming?"
Lin Kun didn't expect the girl to be so fierce. Tao Linna was staring at her not far away. He didn't dare to show off and smiled bitterly: "I'm in a hurry."
"You can't ejaculate even if you're anxious, you'll have to die." The girl said, and she laughed. She was deliberately joking with Lin Kun again. Lin Kun liked this tomboy personality.
Chapter completed!