Chapter 137 Female Man
However, this girl was wearing a wide T-shirt and a bohemian-style flowing long skirt, but she could still see that her figure was a bit plump. Of course, she was not fat, but just a small plump. However, such plumpness will also affect the popularity of girls to a certain extent. If this level is placed on a young woman in her thirties, it is mature and plump, which is a manifestation of sexiness. It is usually called a peach.
But when it comes to an 18-year-old girl, it has some charm. Of course, this is completely Lin Kun’s subconscious analysis. Whether he is fat or not depends on him. The most important thing for him now is to help Tao Linna feed the top of the girl first.
At the same time, the tomboy was also looking at Lin Kun. She could tell that she was quite pleased with Lin Kun and said actively: "Let's get to know me. My name is Yu Xiyuan. I hope to make friends with you, but next time you wake me up, please don't ejaculate again."
Lin Kun smiled and nodded, saying, "My name is Lin Kun, I'm honored to be friends with you."
"We are also very happy to be friends with you." At this time, the boy who came up next to him smiled and said, "Xiao Yu, when will I recommend your husband? We really want to meet this tough guy. Is he present? Could it be him?"
The boy pointed to another boy watching the fun next to him and said, "The boy was startled, waved his hands repeatedly, and joked with each other. Yu Xiyuan sneered and said, "My boyfriend is easy to recognize, I don't need to introduce him. Sooner or later, you will meet him. As long as you pay attention when you go to the bathroom, a boy looks like Wu Qilong, has a figure like Stallone, and JJ looks like Tyrannosaurus Rex."
"Tyrannosaurus Rex?" Everyone looked at each other.
Yu Xiyuan stretched out her hand shyly and gestured casually. Good guy, at least one foot long, someone next to her couldn't help but say, "You're a rolling pin, right?"
Yu Xiyuan nodded happily and said, "And it's a big size."
"Then can you bear it?" someone asked.
Yu Xiyuan said seriously: "The sea embraces all rivers, and it is all about dependence!"
The wolf friends were speechless. This tomboy is indeed fierce and not easy. What Lin Kun admires the most is the tomboy who is not hypocritical and artificial. He wanted to go up and get close to him, but there were many people around him, all of whom were coming for him.
One of the boys held his hand and shook it hard, as if he had met his father who had been separated for many years. Lin Kun also knew this boy, who was Mo Daitao, the first student named by Lao Huangtou just now.
"Brother Kun, it's not easy. I finally saw a living person." Mo Daitao said excitedly.
Lin Kun shook his hand away and said, "Even if you can't see me, I won't be able to write for you."
"No, no, I mean, you only live in legends, and I saw you for the first time." Mo Daitao said.
Lin Kun smiled bitterly. He had only been a week since school started, and he became a legend. This flattery obviously made him very useful. He looked at Mo Daitao and said, "Why, brother, what's the matter to come to me?"
Mo Daitao looks like a brand-name casual outfit, and seems to be driving well, but the young man is a little stupid and probably belongs to the otakus. He pulled Lin Kun and asked, "Brother Kun, I heard that you have a saying about the girl who ditched girls. Not only did it lead to several pairs of mandarin ducks, but he also ate more and took more, and had an affair with many school beauties..."
"It's related to hair disease, we all went to the same hair salon to dye our hair." Lin Kun quickly took his words, because Tao Linna didn't know whether it was an inspection or an accidental pass, but she must not let her hear it.
Mo Daitao was confused when he heard this, but he didn't care. He just said with a sad look: "Just you, there are so many girls who like you, but I am still single now, mainly because I am very confused, so I came to see Brother Kun for advice. Do you think that just my appearance, figure, family background, knowledge and qualifications, if I want to find a girlfriend, should I find someone who is as beautiful as a flower or a gentle person?"
Lin Kun laughed as soon as he heard this and said, "Your question is also bothering me. Do you think I am so romantic, handsome, knowledgeable and talented. After I graduate, should I go to the cabinet to be a senior official or a marshal in the army?"
"This..." Mo Daitao was stunned.
Lin Kun smiled and patted his shoulder and said, "Brother, you'd better find a woman who is willing to pay attention to you first."
There were boys around me who came to chat with Lin Kun. After hearing his words, they were all over the place, but at the same time they understood the truth in his words. People always fantasize about this and that, as if everything was within reach. When they were young, every child’s dream was to be a doctor, a scientist, and an astronaut. Now everyone wants to make a fortune and an official, but in reality, there are a few people who can do it.
The most important thing is to be down-to-earth, recognize yourself, and act within your ability. Dreams are the pillar of your spirit, and goals are the driving force for progress. But dreams and goals cannot be confused, so that you can maintain strong fighting spirit, keep moving forward, and strive for what you want.
At this time, another boy next to him said, "Brother Kun, I heard you know a lot about women. A few days ago, I heard you tell a boy what kind of woman is the most coquettish, and it is the most convenient and vigorous. I think what you said makes sense, but I want to know more about it. How to tell whether a woman looks good? You know, girls nowadays dress roughly the same, especially their hairstyles are almost the same, and their dresses are similar. Unless they are extremely beautiful or ugly, they really cannot tell the others."
This is indeed a problem, but Lin Kun gave Hong Kai the last lecture, and he collected money from others. Now... it doesn't matter, just treat it as free teaching because there are many people around him. If his theory is recognized, he will have a lot of money in the future.
No matter how big a company is, it still needs to spend money on advertising.
There were more than a dozen boys gathered around him, all of whom looked at him attentively. Lin Kun smiled slightly and said, "Now these days, girls are really the same. Some people say that in this era, it is not scary to wear the same clothes, but what is scary is the face-like appearance. Look at the current female celebrities, plastic surgery is basically the same, with long hair, big eyes, high nose bridge, and awl faces. It is really impossible to see, let alone distinguish between good and bad.
Chapter completed!