Chapter 313 He drank too much
When he heard that Yu Qian was going to move a stool, he even broke out in cold sweat on the stage and off the stage.
It's wrong!
You can't sing this part of dancing goose.
Fenhewan is also known as Danyan Jin Kiln. Whether it is Peking Opera, Bangzi Opera, Henan Opera, Jianghuai Opera or even Errenzhuan, the part that sings the Han Kiln can see Liu Yinhuan.
Ji Yun said that playing a geese is just a cheap word, but Yu Qianzhen didn't react.
Once the stool is moved up, it will be divided into front and back stages, and it will be really perfect and won’t come back.
I turned around and glanced at the backstage. Sure enough, no one was diligently moving out the stool and putting it on. I looked at the awake two people, waiting for them to go back and find repairs.
Guo Degang continued to act one sentence, which was like shooting himself in the foot.
Ji Yun had to take over the conversation quickly, "Teacher Yu, I'll find the role first."
"How can you still have to find a role to play a big geese?"
"That's so fresh. Did you let me play the geese from the north or the geese from the south?"
Yu Qiandao: "Without this statement, it's all the same."
Ji Yun said seriously: "No, our career is rigorous. I am the same as Teacher Guo now. I am all performing operas. Let's go on stage together with you, a stinky crosstalk person..."
"Wait a minute, please put your mouth on it quickly!"
Ji Yun smiled apologetically and patted Yu Qian's breasts as he owed, "You may not be clear about this, it is the actor mentioned in the old society."
Yu Qian directly slapped Ji Yun's hand, "What's wrong with you? What actor are you?"
"Actors, you are ruthless, we are unrighteous."
"Go! What are you?" Yu Qian pushed again, "There is no such statement, the southern geese are the same."
Ji Yun nodded thoughtfully, "Is there any difference between male and female? Since the geese in the south and north are the same, there should be differences between male and female geese."
“Hi↖ None.”
Guo Degang found the words, "That must be a difference."
Ji Yun nodded in agreement: "The male geese screams hard, I will teach you one to see if you want it or not! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Shoulder, you are a duck, not a geese."
"There is a difference between the female geese."
Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, "How did the female geese scream?"
"Master, come and have fun~"
"Wow—"
Yu Qian quickly stopped him, "You are a hen, not a female geese."
"Hahahahaha!"
There was a lot of laughter from the audience.
Even though he had drunk too much, Yu Qian still subconsciously remembered the three-turn and four-turn, "You are still ruthless."
The audience was stunned, and after a while, a shocking sound suddenly broke out.
Ji Yun's face collapsed, "This is not OK, that is not OK, then I can't act anymore, please ask Gao Ming."
After saying that, he turned around and was about to walk downstairs.
Seeing that he was about to leave, Yu Qianqian rushed up with a step, grabbed Ji Yun's arm, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Ji Yun is acting like a big shot! Take a photo, take a photo!"
The audience laughed so much.
When some old viewers saw this, they laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth, and their stomachs were a little thrilling. When did they see Teacher Yu so lively?
Ji Yun glanced at the audience, "You know I'm giving those cameras a face."
"I know." Yu Qianlian nodded repeatedly, "Young Master, let's come back quickly."
"Then stop singing this part of the dance geese?" Guo Degang put in a sentence at the right time.
"Stop singing!" Yu Qian slapped his hands and felt a little clearer in his mind, "Let's start singing from another kiln."
Ji Yun and Guo Degang looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
This time, Yu Qian couldn't get up with the verbal talk. Ji Yun asked quickly: "Teacher Guo, I didn't ask just now, where are you singing?"
When he got back on track, Guo Degang was much more relaxed, "Hahaha, you're an amateur, we are not apart from male and female."
“Hahahahaha.”
"Which male and female are you? He is asking you which industry to sing."
"Oh~" Guo Degang patted his forehead after realizing it, "You ask this, I sing a flower actress. Don't ask me with those layman's lyrics in the future!"
"Hi! You are a layman, okay, if you sing the flower actress, then sing... Wang Baochuan."
Bang!
Ji Yun slapped his forehead with a palm, his face full of helplessness.
"Xue Rengui is married for the second time? That crime is enough."
Before Yu Qian could react, "I just got married again, just a wife."
Guo Degang said: "That should be Liu Yinhuan!"
As he said that, he winked at Ji Yun.
Ji Yun suddenly realized, "Teacher Guo, in ancient times, there was no such thing as a second marriage, but they were all three wives and four concubines."
"What are three wives and four concubines, just one daughter-in-law." Yu Qian said now, he was not close to him wherever he spoke.
"Then I heard Xiao Meng tell you what four or five wives in your family are?"
"Oh↗——"
"Don't talk nonsense." Yu Qian was still quick to answer the joke and quickly made a guilty expression. "Just one."
"Then let's go to Liu Yinhuan." Ji Yun made a decision.
Guo Degang said: "Okay, that's time to go."
"What's the matter? Just one, Liu Yinhuan. Other books are also called Liu Yingchun, Liu Jinhuan, and Liu Yinghuan."
"Good guy, how many people have you married!"
Yu Qian said furiously: "Only one, will you sing or not?"
"Sing! Sing! Sing, whoever doesn't sing is ruthless."
The two of them reacted quickly, and after they said that, they looked at Ji Yun together.
He really has no role in this game.
The audience was stunned and reacted according to the eyes of the two, making deafening laughter.
"Okay, then I'll play Xue Dingshan."
Yu Qian waved his hand, "Nothing happened to Xue Dingshan, he was shot to death."
"It means that I was shot to death when I played a wild goose, and Xue Dingshan was shot to death when I played a wild goose?"
"Yes." Yu Qianxiao said, "Your job is about to finish the battle quickly."
"Okay, you two are going to dress me in mourning."
"What's the matter with mourning clothes? You're still taking advantage of us when you're dead?"
“Hahahahahahahaha.”
Ji Yun clearly heard a little girl in the audience laughing so hard that she was about to stop being angry.
"Miss, please be more relaxed. Do you want them to wear mourning for you?"
Yu Qiandao: "It's not enough to take advantage of it, so hurry up and start singing."
Guo Degang nodded, "Okay, then we'll prepare for the outfit."
"We are not ready for the outfit, so you can just live a blank body."
"Then I'll just wear this, then I have to draw a simple painting, because I have to distinguish it. I'm playing his wife."
Guo Degang picked up a towel, wiped the sweat from his head, and turned his head to dress up.
Yu Qian pinched his waist and chatted about Ji Yun's leisure time, so that he would not let this part pass: "There are so many things on the stage."
Ji Yun said: "Don't be as knowledgeable as him, he's drunk too much."
"Um."
Yu Qian nodded seriously without any awareness.
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience in the audience laughed even more enthusiastically, especially the audience in the front row, who almost lost their anger.
The tickets in the three rows were all fryed by scalpers for thousands of yuan, but this time it was really worth the trip.
Chapter completed!