Chapter 314 just survive(1/2)
"We don't have so many specialties on our crosstalk stage, we just need to dress up and look like it..."
Before Yu Qian finished speaking, Guo Degang had already turned around.
"Ha ha ha ha."
There were no extra lines, but his appearance caused a lot of laughter.
"Huo! Are you Xue Dingshan or Liu Yinhuan?"
"ah?"
The towel wrapped Guo Degang's ears, as if he didn't hear Yu Qian's words clearly.
The rare tenderness of Yu Qianshan went to push the towel away to reveal one ear.
"You're an ear, what's this?"
Guo Degang exposed his other ear again.
"Come on, let's put the table back."
Ji Yun picked up the table, took two steps back, and put it on the ground.
"Let's divide the front and back stages. There is the front desk in front of the table and the back stage behind the table." He pointed his hand, "This is the front door, this is the end door."
Guo Degang looked around and looked around, "You don't have any work in the frontcourt."
"We have to move two more chairs."
"Okay." Yu Qian walked behind the scenes and took out two chairs from the backstage.
"I'll do it~I'll do it, I'll do it~I'll do it!"
Yu Qian stood there with a chair in his arms, watching Guo Degang shouting all over the sky, but he didn't move a step.
With a "clang", the chair fell to the ground, "You actually said cheap words, you're here!"
"You come."
"Ha ha ha ha."
This show was so joyful, even Ji Yun on the court laughed.
Guo Degang was also a little confused about whether Yu Qian was experiencing the flow of consciousness or was he really drunk and crazy.
I could only pursed my lips and continued to say the lines: "You can't do this, we finally sang it."
"Okay, then let's start the backstage. Ji Yun, please draw the ball."
"Come." Ji Yun nodded.
The two walked to the back of the table, and Yu Qian opened his fan and covered Guo Degang's face.
To cover up, Guo Det-took a step back.
Yu Qian followed, and Guo Degang took another step back.
"Where are you going to go!"
Guo Degang walked back in a depressed state, but was covered by a fan again.
He pushed the fan away, and Lao Guo's face was still a little angry.
"Hey!" Another pushing away the fan, "Are you crazy? Are you?"
"What's wrong? This is?"
"What are you doing with your fan covering me? Are you jealous of me as good-looking?"
"You are shameless, how can you tell what you look good about?"
The audience was really popular. I can't tell how many of them Yu Qianyan was incompetent, but this unrestrained style was really lively.
It is much more enjoyable than acting in accordance with the rules, and it is a miserable situation for Guo Degang on stage.
"nice!"
Yu Qian shook off the fan and said helplessly: "Even if it looks good, you don't understand. Ding Shan'er is coming, but he is a dull curtain to challenge him. I blocked this fan and just treat it as a door curtain."
"Oh! I won't understand if I say so?"
"Okay, then come back."
"Ding Shan'er~ Alas~ It's time to come~"
......
Working hard, Guo Degang's paragraph ahead was finally finished.
But his heart was still hanging at this moment, and the lyrics that he would be singing later should be Yu Qian.
Could he have forgotten these four sentences?
Thinking of this, he hurriedly looked at Ji Yun beside him, and you can say something and delay him for a while.
Ji Yun nodded and pulled up the string, "Dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli~."
Yu Qian opened his mouth and was about to start singing, Ji Yunxian's voice started again, "Dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli, dongli~."
After holding it back in one breath, Yu Qian glanced at Ji Yun, and saw him put away the door and opened his mouth again.
"Dongli, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul~."
"You're closing the board!" Yu Qian raised his grudge again.
Guo Degang quickly came up to talk, "Didn't you say that? Teacher Yu's mouth is gone."
“Hahahahahaha.”
"Let me sing! I have to shout lyrics."
"Okay, then you sing, I'll play later."
Yu Qian rolled his eyes, "Malay!"
"What word?"
"Malay!"
Guo Degang jumped up with a bang, "Just wait for this to come out."
"Clang clang clang clang clang!"
The two of them turned on the double-player mode on the stage, "clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang
Guo Degang's mouth became more and more anxious, and he turned around.
“Hahahahahaha.”
Ji Yun smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth, covering up the sounds from the audience.
"Stop laughing when the string puller."
“Hahahahahaha.”
The audience who arrived today are blessed. This is the first time they have seen this version of Fenhewan.
Let’s cherish it. After this show, Lao Guo will never play Fenhewan in his life.
"Where, just fall."
"I'm thinking, aren't you calling Malay?"
Guo Degang thought that he must have been looking for a score, so he slowed down his pace.
"Dongli, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul, dul~."
"Xue Rengui is too short-sighted in his work. He shot the naughty boy to death. It is rare for me to see him. I want to see him. I want to see him, so it is difficult to meet him~"
"good!"
There were cheers from the audience one after another. Although the alcohol was a little bit overwhelmed, Yu Qian's professional skills were engraved in his bones.
"Da Wangzhuang asked someone, did your sister-in-law know?"
"The famous ones don't know, and the unknown ones don't know."
"When it comes to this person, he is very famous."
"But I wonder which one is it?"
"It is the daughter of Liu Yuanwai, the wife of Xue Rengui, and Liu Yinhuan of Liu family."
"You are talking about Liu Yinhuan?"
“That’s right!”
"Search to death!"
"go!"
The three of them bowed and all breathed a sigh of relief, but it was over.
There was constant applause from the audience, obviously not satisfied, so I was applauding and letting everyone return.
To be continued...