Jiang Yu and others backstage couldn’t help but be shocked!

What the hell, you’ve become a eunuch even though you’re so good?

Regardless of men or women, everyone backstage was dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, An Ran came up and made fun of them.

Niu Xiaofule laughed and said: "We are women, eunuchs have nothing to do with us!"

Chen Mo said leisurely: "Aren't there still maids?"

I wipe it!

"When did Teacher Chen become so naughty?" Jiang Yu's words made everyone laugh.

Chen Mo said: "Learned it from An Ran."

An Ran stood there on the stage with a smile and said: "When it comes to the issue of titles, with the development of the times, everyone has created many new terms."

"For example, there is always a group of fashionable female fans around Zhou Yilun. The new term is fan girls. When they saw Zhou Yilun coming out, they were all shouting and excited. They all came on roller skates to see him. You are looking at me.

They all came in wheelchairs..."

"Pfft, haha!"

"It's so funny, you came here in a wheelchair, Teacher An can figure it out."

"It seems that some of Mr. An's fans actually come in wheelchairs."

"I haven't noticed that, but with Teacher An's skills, everyone from eighty to eight years old likes him. It's not surprising that someone comes in a wheelchair."

Everyone started talking below.

The joke about An Ran closely follows the facts and focuses on hot topics, all of which are happening around us. Everyone finds it interesting as soon as they hear it.

I was immediately attracted.

Seeing that the audience's emotions had been aroused, An Ran continued: "I think the new terminology is quite funny. It turns out that someone did something unreliable, and we made a fool of ourselves!"

"Look at how rustic it sounds..."

Everyone was stunned and made a fool of themselves? What’s the new term for this?

It seems like it’s still called “making a fool of yourself”!

An Ran said seriously: "Now, making a fool of yourself is no longer called a fool. It's called a reality show!"

"Huh?"

"Damn, this mouth is too bad!"

"Haha, I think there's nothing wrong with that. Reality shows are just about making a fool of yourself!"

"Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with this. When I watched "Longing" a few days ago, when Chen Chi and Li Dan went to participate, didn't they just go and make a fool of themselves? Teacher An grasped this point well, and there was no problem at all."
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An Ran said: "This is making a fool of yourself. It's not a reality show. The ratings are very high now. Everyone likes to watch people make a fool of themselves."

"Two days ago, a reality show approached me and asked me to ride a bicycle to visit the safari park. The money was quite large, 2.5 million!"

Audience: "Hahaha..."

Backstage, Yu Jie said: "Really or not? Do reality shows pay so much?"

Li Xinying said: "Don't listen to his nonsense. If you hire him for a reality show, it will cost at least 50 million for one season. He is just making nonsense and joking!"

Yu Jie was shocked, thinking that he was a king-level artist, so he was worth the price.

An Ran continued: "But the problem is that if you are half-riding, what will happen if the car loses its chain? If the female monkey catches up to me, she will kiss me twice at most, and I will be charged with seducing wild animals. At most, I will not be safe for the rest of the year."<

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"How about letting a tiger catch up? This 2.5 million yuan is the dowry for my wife's remarriage. Aren't I short-sighted?"

Speaking of this, he said mysteriously: "I have observed one thing. Zhou Yilun never takes his wife to the karaoke bar, but he will definitely take his wife to the safari park. Why? Love..."

"Hahaha!"

There was another round of laughter, and everyone clapped vigorously.

The palms of my hands were all red.

Backstage, Zhou Yilun looked confused, "I'm not married yet!"

Li Xinying burst out laughing, "An Ran isn't married either, it's just for fun."

Zhou Yilun looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's over. I'll work with Teacher An a few more times. I'm afraid I'll get a lot more nicknames in the future..."

"It's good to know that this man is not merciless when it comes to making fun of himself, let alone us!" Li Xinying said: "One of us counts, no one can escape his vicious hands!"

An Ran waited for everyone to stop applauding before saying: "There is another thing called extramarital affair. This is not a good word, it sounds too sensitive. But two days ago, Li Xinying told me that extramarital affair is not called extramarital affair, it is called cheating!"

"Tsk tsk, look at how this highly educated person speaks differently. Cheating... sounds so bourgeois, reminiscent of poetry and distant places. No wonder Zhou Yilun is always eager to take his wife to the zoo!"

"Haha, Li Xinying taught me about relationships!"

"By the way, Li Xinying's education is really high, she seems to have a master's degree..."

"It's too damaging. This guy wants to damage all the people he has close relationships with."

"Tianhou Li accidentally made friends with King Zhou Tian, ​​​​and they made bad friends by mistake!"

Backstage, Li Xinying's face turned green, "This thief actually made fun of me..."

The temperature around Tianhou dropped sharply by several degrees, and there were signs of going crazy.

An Ran said on the stage: "But I can't do it. If I want to cheat, I can't get out. I can only lie on the rails..."

There was laughter and applause from below again.

Enron's joke is a pungent satire of cruelty and confronts social pain points.

The audience in front of the TV listened with gusto and laughed heartily.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also very excited.

The barrage keeps popping up.

"I have a hunch that with Teacher An's temperament, there is nothing that I dare not say. I estimate that this paragraph will become a blockbuster."

"Don't run away, this guy just comes here to curse."

"It's so enjoyable to curse people, just be An Ran."

"Damn it, he's probably the only celebrity who openly curses on stage."

Everyone knows that An Ran is very courageous. He doesn't care about anything and dares to say anything.

But I really didn’t expect him to be so bold to say it.

Just listen to An Ran say: "In the past, calling this dog a curse word, now people are more friendly to dogs than neighbors. Another director of our party, Jiang Yu, has been organizing this party since the beginning, working overtime every day and going to the toilet.

They all follow a stopwatch, and that day I heard someone call him a dog who works overtime!"

"This is still a good thing. Those who care about coding are called code-word dogs, and those who have not found a partner are called single dogs!"

"Fortunately, when I find a partner, I don't even code, but some people call me a dog... What do other people call their boyfriends? 'Dear' or 'Darling', anyway.

How to make love how to do it."

"One day I suddenly found on my mobile phone that my girlfriend sent me a WeChat message and said she wanted 5,000 yuan."

"How do you say, 'Dear, I am short of money now, give me five thousand yuan'!"

"I said right then, brother-in-law, stop pretending, I'll recognize you right away!"

"My brother-in-law was dumbfounded and didn't know what was going on. He asked me how he could figure it out so quickly?"

"I told him that your sister never calls me 'honey'!"

"My brother-in-law asked, 'What did she call you?'."
Chapter completed!