"I'm so damn real, my girlfriend just calls me that!"

The audience laughed till tears came out.

Everyone applauded, it was so real.

Backstage, Jiang Yu couldn't laugh or cry. Is this guy really planning to beat all these people to death?

Li Xinying curled her lips and glanced at An Ran.

Suddenly I felt nervous.

When An Ran was speaking, the hand placed beside him trembled slightly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead again.

The weather is now in August. After nightfall, the weather is very cool.

Moreover, this was in a studio, and the central air conditioner was still on. They all felt that the temperature was just right backstage, even a little cool.

But An Ran was sweating.

Especially his face.

Before going on stage, Li Xinying put on his makeup herself.

Regardless of whether they are men or women on the stage, they will put on makeup, some blush, etc. before they go on stage. Otherwise, when they get on stage and are hit by the lights, they will look pale and pale.

When Li Xinying put makeup on An Ran, she found that his face looked wrong, so she put on a slightly thicker makeup.

But at this time, his face still looked very pale.

This guy can't hold on any longer, right?

When I looked at An Ran carefully, I found that his eyes frequently glanced at the teleprompters on both sides.

This joke was originally written by An Ran himself.

Even if he doesn't remember it completely, 60% to 70% of it can be remembered, but the fact that he has been performing with a teleprompter shows that his condition has reached the extreme.

Thinking of this, Li Xinying couldn't help clenching her hands.

Can you hold on?

"Xinying, what's wrong with your expression?" Zhou Yilun joked from the side: "You must be angry because Teacher An said it!"

"No!" Li Xinying whispered: "I'm afraid Teacher An won't be able to hold on any longer!"

"Huh?"

Although her voice was low, everyone around her heard her.

Jiang Yu took a closer look, right?

An Ran's legs were trembling slightly at this time. In order to cover up her physical weakness, An Ran had to walk slowly on the stage while talking.

Looking at his face... everyone was shocked.

This is really unbearable.

Jiang Yu picked up the walkie-talkie, "Gaming engineer, use less highlight light. Teacher An's face used to be pale. Make the optical fiber darker!"

The lights on the stage dimmed unconsciously, but just right, it did not affect everyone's viewing.

An Ran still looks at ease on the stage.

"Now, what new term has the highest gold content? Xiaoxianrou!"

It's here, it's here.

You know that An Ran won't let go so easily when he scolds people.

Even Li Xinying and others ridiculed him, can the fresh meat group who had a feud with him run away?

An Ran paced on the stage and said: "I don't know which part of this little piece of fresh meat was beaten. Anyway, it must be very tender. I don't think you need to rinse it. You can eat it raw with sesame sauce!"
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"Three years ago, before I entered the entertainment industry, I was just a young kid, not as good as Jin Yucan, but no way better than Xiao Ou!"

Damn it, this is a blatant scolding rhythm.

On the surface, he was praising Jin Yucai, but secretly everyone heard it. He didn't use a single curse word, but he was just insulting others.

"When we were young, we all liked old actors, such as Teacher Chen Mo and Teacher Yu Jie. They were our idols. They were mature, temperamental, and calm and restrained! I just thought, in the future, I will also be a mature and temperamental person.

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"Look, I've only been in the entertainment industry for a few years, don't I look very mature?"

The audience below shouted in cooperation: "Mature!"

An Ran was surprised and said: "Are you all crazy? How mature am I?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Some people backstage were speechless for a while, saying in front of their faces that the audience was crazy, and the audience was still so happy.

Who else would dare to say this?

The only one who is brave enough is An Ran.

An Ran said: "I can't say how mature I am, but I'm sure I have more temperament than those little fresh meat!"

"But I finally managed to achieve my temperament, and now the audience likes little fresh meat. I even want to go to the hospital to have a plastic surgery, and I also want to have plastic surgery to look like a little fresh meat like Jin Yucan..."

Damn it!

Does this mean Jin Yucan had plastic surgery?

Jin Yucan's face has changed several times in everyone's impression. Although the basics have not changed much, her eyebrows have become more refined, the bridge of her nose has become more linear, and her lips have become thinner and more beautiful.

Compared to when he first debuted, it’s completely different.

This topic attracted a lot of attention in the entertainment industry, but Jin Yucan never responded directly.

Now An Ran said it openly on the stage.

Damn it, Jin Yucan was completely blackened by this guy.

An Ran said: "But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it. If someone likes maturity and temperament in a few years, I have to get it back. I'm not like Jin Yucan, Liu Junfeng and others who can do so much!"

"Nah, An Ran really dares to say that!"

"Damn it, this joke is like machine gun fire. It has blackmailed all the young people in the entertainment industry."

"It's awesome. Although it's a stand-up comedy, it sounds very happy, but it's all true. I'm convinced. The most daring person in the entertainment industry is Teacher An Ran."

"He is really not afraid of offending people!"

The comments from the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be flying.

This program is indeed funny, but it is sharp, full of laughter and curses, and talks about all the things in the entertainment industry.

What cheating, fresh meat, fans...

They are all hot topics, and they are turned into jokes from An Ran's mouth, which sounds very enjoyable.

They are not people in the entertainment industry, they are only responsible for reading gossip.

Of course, it’s not a big deal to watch the fun.

Jiang Yu in the background was speechless. He looked at An Ran with a worried look, then covered his forehead and said, "After tonight, it is estimated that everyone in the entertainment industry will hate Teacher An Ran."

"Hey, I'm convinced of Teacher An's temper, can't you keep a low profile?"

Li Xinying said calmly: "Low-key? Is low-key still safe?"

There is constant applause and laughter outside.

But everyone knows that once this joke comes out, the entertainment industry will never be calm.

Even if An Ran is a king-level artist now, who can stand it if you satirize a pickled little fresh meat in front of the national audience?

It is estimated that places like Weibo will be shaken again tomorrow.

Number one on the popularity list, if nothing else, it must be the joke about Enron.

An Ran continued: "Speaking of which, those little freshmen probably thought they were complaining about them..."

"By the way, when it comes to complaining, at first I thought it was because the animals ate too much and vomited into the trough. I was still wondering, how come the animals complained and the little fresh meat also complained?"

"Jin Yucan once complained about me... Later I realized that emotional complaints can be done by people and animals!"

"To complain is to curse..."

I'll kill you!
Chapter completed!