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Chapter 238

So she began her calm analysis without any desire to survive.

[Steel Concrete: In my opinion, this chat record is unreliable.]

【Loss of mind:???]

【Steel Concrete: If you know me a little more, you won’t be fooled by her.】

【Loss of mind:???]

[Steel Concrete: If there really is one day, she should beg for mercy.]

[Looking in the heart: So? Should I wish you happiness now?]

Some people are called sisters on the surface, but they even think about the relationship between the upper and lower levels behind their backs?

Is this fucking reasonable?

What's even more outrageous is that a straight woman not only did not hear the ridicule in her words, but instead replied to him seriously.

【Steel Coagulant: No need.】

[Steel Concrete: I just think that with your ability to distinguish the authenticity of information, it is easy to be deceived when you get old, so I suggest that we both share our common property in the future.]

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God's fucking common property.

You must follow Lao Gu next door and run away, and only a fool will give you the property!

He was so angry that he started a video invitation with his backhand, and the moment the other party connected, he flattered his mouth aggrievedly and said, "So you said so much, just don't plan to coax me, right?"

As he said that, he was still acting coquettishly on the bed and said angrily: "I'm angry!"

While Lang Qiao was so cute that he was trembling, he also looked puzzled: "I did nothing wrong, why should I coax you?"

"You have a dog outside, you don't love me anymore!" Ji Shao was so angry that he beat the bed: "You have just separated from me for a few hours before you called Lao Gu next door home!"

Judging from the awkwardness of this little fairy, she couldn't take a shower for a while.

Lang Qiao sighed, and simply sat down on the small stool in the bathroom, blinked his big round eyes, and corrected seriously: "The coward is a man, not a dog."

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He was so angry at this magical focus that he was about to say 'It's even more impossible to steal people' when he heard her whisper: "You look like a Ergou who hasn't snatched his bones."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God's fucking second dog.

I suspect you are calling me not a human, and I have evidence!

"Why is she a human in your eyes? I am just a Ergou who has not snatched the bones?" Ji Shao flew on the bed with one or two legs, and pounded the bed angrily and said, "I am obviously a Ergou who has been green, and I cannot get my wife's favor!"

As he said that, he sniffed aggrievedly, buried his face in the quilt, and began to cry: "You don't love me anymore, and you don't even want to coax me anymore. You didn't say that when you tricked me into your room every night and put the sauce into me with the sauce-sauce brewing..."

This move turned black and white, and turned around. The evil man complained first and completely confused Lang Qiao. She looked at the dog thing on the screen with a confused look on her face, her mind full of...

Excuseme? Are you fucking serious?

Although it is a bit embarrassing to say it, she is obviously the one who is being trashed every night!

She took back her words this afternoon, and men were more terrifying than women!

Lang Qiao rubbed her temples that were so painful that she was so moaning, and said helplessly: "Call me, can't I coax you?"

Only then did Ji Shaoyi stop his miserable moaning sound, wiped the non-existent tears and said, "Then tell me, if one day Gu Shuangshuang and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Faced with this question, Lang Qiao held his chin with his little hand, concentrating for a moment, and then jumped out: "Why did you fall into the water?"

Ji Shaoyi: "It was a dark and windy night. Because I couldn't accept the fact that I was green by Lao Gu next door, I was malicious, so I asked her to go hiking together."

"After arriving at the top of the mountain, the sky turned white. Gu Shuangshuang looked at this beautiful scene and suddenly felt inspiration. He took out a notebook and sat on the top of the mountain to write fantasy. I was also very excited. Sitting next to her, he wrote "The Self-cultivation of Handsome Boys". Just when I remembered the purpose of this trip and wanted to push her down, Gu Shuangshuang's claws also extended to me..."

Speaking of this, he sighed and said, "It turns out that while I was trying to push her, she also wanted to push me, so we both rolled off the cliff and fell into the water under the cliff."

After compiling the story, he changed the subject: "And you just happened to pass by eating melons under the cliff at this moment. Who would you save first?"

Lang Qiao looked at his long legs, then his little arms and legs, and said weakly: "I'll run first... I'm afraid you two will hit me."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." OK, it's you.

"What if you have to save one?" In order to prevent her from arguing, Ji Shaoyi specifically emphasized: "Suppose you have the ability to save someone."

"Cow's coward." Lang Qiao said: "She can't swim."

"Do I know how to swim?" Ji Shaoyi was completely desperate. Forget his status is not as good as that of a cat, but now he can't even compare with Lao Gu next door?

He is not convinced!

Then he saw that Lang Qiao looked at him like a fool, and suddenly laughed twice and said, "Dogs usually do dogs."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Get out of your fucking dog paddle, I'm autistic.

"What if I were a dog who knew how to do dogs?" He asked unwillingly, and after the questioning, he still reminded her secretly: "You can still make friends again if you have no friends!"

And Lang Qiao: "It seems that you can look for your wife again if you lose it."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Goodbye, let's go with Gu Congxin!

He was so angry that he pulled the quilt over the bed and rolled around, then wrapped himself tightly, and looked more like Ergouzi.

A second dog who was wronged.

Seeing that Lang Qiao wanted to hug him for no reason, he asked him: "Why should I be obsessed with this kind of problem? It's not realistic at all."

Well, I couldn't hold it, but I accidentally spoke out the problem.

"Just want to know." Ji Ergouzi Shaoyi hummed, and his soft and glutinous little breasts revealed the meaning of acting coquettishly: "I just want you to be the only one in your heart and be the only one in your life."

"You are so close to Lao Gu next door every day, and they are almost insecure."

Lang Qiao: "..." If you feel insecure, you feel insecure. Can you fuckingly straighten your tongue and speak?

She rubbed the goose bumps on her arms and said tentatively: "If you want a sense of security, will I buy you insurance?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God fucking buying insurance.

Question: What do you feel when a male (female) friend reasoned with you?

Ji Shaoyi: All my ears are left are Aba Aba Aba…
Chapter completed!
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