Chapter 239 Straight man expression pack
Because a straight woman's desire to survive was not strong enough, Ji Shaoyi's unreasonable act not only failed, but was instead so angry that she felt so painful.
The conversation ended with him unilaterally announcing his breakup for an hour.
Not only did Lang Qiao not panic at all, but instead felt that this idea was simply amazing.
One hour just enough for her to take a shower. When she came out of the bathroom, she was another person with a wife!
However, when she rolled onto the bed with a refreshed look and sent a message to greet her lost wife, she saw...
[Looking in the heart: [Auto reply] Welcome to call China QQ customer service hotline. Please press 1 for typing and chatting, please press 2 for voice chat, please press 3 for video chat, please press 4 for resume service, please press 5 for renewal service, please press 6 for game invitation, please press 7 for special service, please press 8 for manual service, please press 0 for return to the previous floor.]
Lang Qiao: "..." If you have an online dating, it should be considered a special service, right?
【Steel Coagulant: 7.】
[Looking in the heart: [Auto reply] Hello, Dear QQ user, as of just now, your favorability balance is 0.00 yuan, and you cannot apply for special services. The owed fee will affect your use of your boyfriend. Please pay the fee as soon as possible.]
Lang Qiao: "..." What's the point.
【Steel Coagulant: How to pay for it?】
[Soul-hearted eyes: [Auto reply] Please press 1 to kiss and hug, please press 2 to act cute, please press 3 to kneel on the washboard, please press 4 to pay private money, please press 5 to makelove, please press 6 to makelove, please press 0 to other methods.]
Lang Qiao: "..." Damn it, men are so annoying.
She rolled around the bed irritably and finally decided... to go to love with Damn, I don't want it anymore!
But in this case... will she never be able to suck the dog again?
When Lang Qiao thought of Ji Youyu snoring on her every day, she felt...
Her head can be broken and blood can flow, and her love cannot be lost!
Even for the sake of sucking the cat, she would coax her kissed wife back!
Although she doesn’t know the previous methods, she can try other methods!
As for what other methods are...
Well, although she couldn't imagine that she had a dog-headed military advisor Gu Congxin!
Just after Gu Congxin entered the bathroom, he heard a particularly concerned sound on his cell phone.
As a single dog with a boyfriend who can make her particularly concerned about Lang Qiao.
[Lang's Temptation: What should I do if Captain Ji ignores me?]
Gu Congxin: "..." Tsk, a weak snack said in a verbal voice, "Of course I chose to forgive her." Has he started to have a quarrel with her behind his back?
And as the culprit who made Ji Shaoyi ignore her, would Gu Congxin obediently teach her to coax people?
Of course not!
Old Gu next door to her will treat the possessive habit of weak and zero today!
It was obviously Lang Qiao who was fed to her with food and rice. Why couldn’t she sleep with her after falling in love?
She is not convinced!
Gu Congxin made a smile of provoking trouble, and gave Lang Qiao a full set of panda man's straight man's quotation emoticons.
[Gu Shuangshuang: Use it to coax him, specializing in treating all kinds of unreasonable troubles.]
Lang Qiao really believed her evil and excitedly clicked Ji Shaoyi's dialog box again.
【Steel Concrete: I'm here to coax you!】
Ji Shaoyi was already waiting to fall asleep, but was awakened by the reminder of special concern.
He touched his phone in a daze and saw this news that moved him to tears.
With the excitement of "My steel straight girl finally got her aroused", he replied carefully.
[Soul-lost eyes: Really? Are you really here to coax me? Is she so angry that she is about to explode!]
Then he saw...
【Steel Coagulant: Drink more hot water.jpg】
Ji Shaoyi: "???"
He was so shocked by this straight man's expression that he almost couldn't breathe. He was stunned for a long time before finally saying something.
[Soul-hearted eyes: You see that I'm not dead, so I came here to make up for it?]
And Lang Qiao...
【Steel Coagulant: Whatever you say is good.jpg】
[Steel Concrete: I can't do anything if you think so.jpg]
【Steel Concrete: I don't want to argue with you.jpg】
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I'm fucking...
[Soul-hearted eyes: no longer posting emoticons!]
【Steel Coagulant: Why?】
【Steel Coagulant: What did I do wrong.jpg】
Ji Shaoyi: "..."
After being comforted by Lang Qiao's operation, her little wife was not only not coaxed, but also became even more angry...
He even announced viciously that he would break up with her for twelve hours!
Lang Qiao estimated in his mind that twelve hours seemed no big deal, it was just a night of sleep.
So she replied to him excitedly.
【Steel Concrete: Since you have broken up with me now, then I will go to bed?】
【Steel Concrete: Come to you tomorrow morning to get back together.】
【Steel Coagulant: Good night.】
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I'm fucking...
Good night, hammer, good night!
As long as he dares to break up, she dares to agree? Don’t he keep him for a billion yuan?
He was autistic.
...
Without the tired magic and octopus-style constraints that a certain Novice must use every night, Lang Qiao was awakened by his long-lost sleeping posture the next morning.
In order to avoid being abused by her, Gu Congxin took her little quilt to take refuge the night before.
When Lang Qiao finished washing up and came out of the bedroom with a refreshing look, he smelled the smell of fried eggs floating all over the room.
She smelled the fragrance all the way, and saw Gu's exclusive little chef getting up early in the morning, busy in the spacious open kitchen with her heart around her floral apron.
Her simple face was not covered with makeup, and her long wavy hair was gently tied behind her head with a hair rope. The dim morning light shot towards her through the window, making her look quiet and gentle.
Lang Qiao leaned against the stairs and looked at her for a while, feeling inexplicably...
It’s better not to have a wife like Ji Shaoyi who is useless except for being cute and cute.
At worst, she and Gu Congxin raise a cat together!
She walked up gently in her slippers, and just as she wanted to ask Gu Congxin whether she wanted to raise a cat, she saw a sand sculpture who was cooking and shaking the pan. The fried egg in the pot turned over and sang: "I just captured a few monsters~ Hey! I caught a few more demons~ Why are there so many ghosts..."
With a 'smack', the filter called love in Lang Qiao's heart was broken.
Gentleness and quietness are all fake. Under this beauty's skin, there is a 2 Haha who is as happy as Ji Shaoyi!
Lang Qiao swallowed back the words to her mouth. Just as she was about to sit at the dining table and wait for the meal, she felt Gu Congxin sweep her light and locked her figure.
Chapter completed!