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fifty-four ghosts and gods

Li Dandao greeted each other and drank, and also met the mandarin man from Beimangyuan, the mountain god Saga Mountain ghost from Saga Mountain, etc.

But there was no Tian Wu.

Li Dandao didn't know why, but he also felt that these ghosts and gods did not seem to be simply gathering.

Fortunately, these wines are delicious and the food is good.

"This miracle doctor, I have a disease, I don't know if it can be cured." But the old man with a limp said: "I was chased by a hunter in the mountains and broke my legs. I still haven't cured my legs and my legs are extremely inconvenient."

Li Dandao looked at his legs: "It's been a long time. If you want to cure it, you have to break the bones that have grown and then straighten the bones and match them."

"Ah? Isn't that hurt so much?" The old man was about to break it again.

Li Dandao said: "If you are drunk, I will get two more doses of anesthetics. You fainted. I broke it all at once, then rebranded it, recrystallize the bones, and remove the deformities. It is OK. If you rely solely on medicine or something, it will probably be difficult. You belong to surgery, not internal medicine."

This old man is a deer sperm, so he should be limp at this time.

"Although there are singing and dancing at today's banquet, it is still a bit boring. Who can tell stories and entertain the entertainment?"

"It's better to hit a drum to pass the order. If you pass it to, just tell one of the stories or jokes, you must have something to be preferred."

"Okay!" Zhongshan Jun said: "I'll come first. My story tells the story of King Mu of Zhou meeting the Queen Mother of the West."

"But the story has nothing to do with King Mu. Speaking of King Mu's Western tour, he met Queen Mother of the West in Kunlun for 30,000 miles a day. When the two parted, they made an appointment to come back three years later."

"Emperor Mu only had more than fifty years of going to the Western Paradise. He only had three days to see Queen Mother of the West. He died shortly after he came back. However, the book says that Emperor Mu lived to be one hundred and four years old. Why didn't he go back to see Queen Mother of the West?"

The Longjun of Jinghe said: "Who can know about the ancient things?"

"Who is the book of Emperor Mu passed on?"

"I don't know this."

"The Qin Dynasty and Zhou Dynasty ended the chaos in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, but the ancestors of Qin were just the carriagemen of the Zhou emperor. The so-called Zaofu was the one who took the spirit of the peach spirit in the peach forest that Kuafu rushed to the sun and made it into a carriage, and found a Tianma who traveled 30,000 miles a day."

"I'm traveling for 30,000 miles a day! I'm afraid it's not traveling in my body."

"That's right, it's just that the soul traveled and found the Queen Mother of the West." Zhongshan Jun said: "Emperor Mu died after he came back, but Zaofu was still alive, and he passed on the story."

"Is it possible for the Queen Mother of the West to fall in love with Emperor Mu? Why is Emperor Mu unwilling to stay in the Queen Mother of the West and suddenly coming back?"

"Emperor Mu stole something like Queen Mother of the West." Zhongshan Jun said: "And Zaofu informed his descendants, that is, the branch of the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty."

Jingyang Dragon Lord became interested and asked, "What kind of baby is it?"

"It was Chu who destroyed Qin, not Han, how could I know?" said Zhongshan Jun.

"Dong!Dong!" The little eunuch below was beating the small drum, as if it was a battlefield smell.

A command was spread among the guests.

"stop!"

But it was Mr. Chen who got the order: "Oh! Is there any new story that I can tell?"

"Tell me quickly! Tell me quickly! Don't rely on your seniority. There are many people who are much older than you!" There were many noises at the banquet.

Chen Taigong said: "It is also a strange thing to think of, but it may not be a strange thing to you."

"Don't be tedious!" Yitou Shanqi was the most impatient.

"At that time, I was an official in Shu. A story I heard was during the Liang Dynasty of the Southern Dynasties. There was a man named Fei Mi. He was farming and suddenly heard a woman singing. He felt it was very strange, so he went to search."

"I found it all the way to the mountains, but it rained, so I found a crack in the stone to hide from the rain."

"Just while hiding from the rain, he saw these women in purple sing."

"There are so many! Seven or eight, this person is now lustful and wants to call these women."

The result!

"What's the result?" asked Na Shanqi.

"When the man's son saw that his father hadn't come back for a few days, he went to the mountains to search for him. He saw his father in the crack of a stone. The object was stuck in the thorn of a hedgehog and was bleeding to death."

"So unreasonable!"

"Haha! I like to listen to such unreasonable things. I don't listen to such curious things next time!" Zhongshanjun is Liu Bang's brother, and he is actually a farmer and likes the most earthy taste.

"Those women are hedgehogs becoming?"

"How could it be? It's probably because I've met a beautiful ghost."

Li Dandao also heard this story, but it was not this version. This person thought it was strange, so he called these women. When these women turned around, they had clothes and no bodies in them. Under their hats were things similar to bird feathers.

When his son went to search for him, he seemed to have been dead for more than a hundred days, and there were some dead hedgehogs around him, and only thorns were left.

It's a bit like Harry Pottery's Dead Soul Demon.

Next, another round of orders was passed to Li Dandao intentionally or unintentionally.

"Doctor Xiao Li, do you have any stories?"

Li Dandao was about to show off his secret medicine, and immediately said, "I do have a story here, I am a bit of a fox, and I am a bit of a fox. Is there anyone there? If I mind, I won't tell you."

"I don't mind! I don't mind! You talk! You talk!" A man in red with a phoenix-eyed eyes said with a smile: "Let me see if I know."

Li Dandao said: "It's just that everyone is happy to listen to this story. I'm also told by a peddler."

"By the way, I have a medicine here that can make men lively and lively, return to their prime, fight for a night, and don't say they are tired. It's just because I'm young and this medicine is a medicine for tigers and wolves, which is difficult to sell. I earn some food, so I sold it to the peddler who traveled around the world."

"This story is what he told me."

"By the way, there is a man who is a pig slaughter. He is very strong and good at using weapons. He has been begging for a wife, but he is tortured to death. But he is once a day, once a day."

"Oh? There are such strange things?"

"Yes! Such men are really real men, and they should make friends with each other."

"It's not just you who think so, but some people think so."

"There is a spotted fox who looks ugly from the aesthetic point of view of the fox clan. No other kind of person can be cultivated with her on weekdays. Her life belongs to Red Fire. She especially likes such things as the harmony of yin and yang. She often interacts with tigers, bears, and wolf kings, but these creatures cannot be satisfied with her."

"One day and night, I saw the butcher, big and thick, and went to the widow's door at night. The thing was so majestic that it almost crossed its waist."

"Oh?" Lian Jingyang Longjun was also shocked: "I think it's great to cut it off and soak it in wine."

Li Dandao felt a chill under his crotch.
Chapter completed!
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