Li Dandao actually used an exaggeration technique, specifically from a futon movie.

The fox was so happy that he turned into a woman and fought with the man for three days and three nights.

"No matter how strong a person is, his energy is limited, but monsters are different. I wonder if the fox knows how to supplement the secret method. After a few times, the butcher felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and he lost weight."

"The first time the man saw that the woman was ugly, she was a bit ugly, but he was very patient, so he agreed to come back next time. Little did he know that he would be no match for her."

"That's right! There are only exhausted oxen, how can there be damaged land for plowing?" But a man in red with red phoenix eyes said: "No matter how hard the iron rod is, it should soften after being pinched a few times."

"What happened next?"

"It's said that eating the marrow makes you know the taste. Naturally, the fox refused to let the man go, but the man saw her as if he saw a tiger or a wolf."

"Haha, it must be that the butcher has not been married for a long time." The ancestor of the Chen family said: "Before marriage, men are as hungry as wolves, and they are hungry wolves in sex. After marriage, women cannibalize people and tigers, and they can't bear it."

There was another burst of laughter from everyone present.

"The fox saw that the butcher's body couldn't bear it, and was afraid that if he died, his love would be gone, so he went everywhere looking for medicine."

"There is deer grass, it is said that it is a herd of deer. There is only one stag, and the others are all doe. Every time they are in estrus, they will have sex in one day and die of exhaustion. The doe will hold this grass in its mouth and let the stag smell it. After the stag smells it, he will

After they came back to life, they would be full of vigor again after eating them, so they handed over the doe to ensure that each one would become pregnant."

"This is fairy grass, where can she find it?" Jinghe Longjun said: "Definitely not."

"I also found a kind of hyacinth in Sichuan. There are epimedium sheep in the north of Xichuan, which bloom a hundred times a day. It's caused by eating this hyacinth."

"After finding this grass, the man naturally became lively and energetic for a while, but after a while, he found that his muscles were thin and emaciated, and he couldn't bear it anymore."

"Why is this?" Zhongshan Jun asked

"Although that grass is good, it has another name called gut scraper. It hurts the spleen and stomach the most and can make people lose weight. It is eaten locally by boars when they are bred to sows. The boar's energy is completely consumed. After mating the sow, it will also be eaten.

The body will become weak, have osteoporosis, and be riddled with all kinds of diseases." Li Dandao explained: "This substance promotes sexual intercourse but does not replenish the body. Naturally, it was originally overdrawn, but now it is even more drained."

"Oh! I see, what happened in the end? What does your medicine have to do with it?"

Li Dandao smiled and said: "The salesman was selling goods there. Hearing that the butcher was complaining about himself, he gave her a few pills of my medicine and stopped having sex for a few days. Within three days, he naturally killed the fox.

Take off your armor."

"But it couldn't be more violent. The butcher remembered that he had been so badly beaten by the fox before, so he naturally became furious. He ignored her begging for mercy and dealt with her harshly. As a result, she fainted and died. The original prototype was revealed, which made the butcher faint with fear on the spot.

"Li Dandao said regretfully.

"Oh my! This is normal." Jinghe Dragon Lord said: "We, dragons, are born with twins, and it is easy to make people faint to death."

"The butcher is a pig butcher, so everyone should have guessed what happened to the fox." Li Dandao ended the story.

"What a pity! What a pity." Lord Zhongshan said: "If he is still alive, I would like to watch the battle and see if there are really such strange people and things in the world!"

What a strong taste! This Mr. Zhongshan is just like when future generations go back to his hometown and their elders watch TV, and they like to watch movies such as Jaws, Nine-Headed Great White Shark, Three-Headed Great White Shark, and Man-Anaconda Wars.

Jinghe Longjun said: "You are bragging nonsense, does your secret medicine really have such an effect?"

Li Dandao smiled and said nothing.

"Dong dong dong!" The drum beat started again, this time it was passed to Jingyang Longjun.

Jingyang Longjun smiled and said: "This story of mine has its origin."

"What's the origin?" Zhongshan Jun asked.

Jingyang Longjun said: "But I don't know what era, what dynasty, and where. There is a family. This family has a great business. The parents-in-law have several sons, and two of them want to compete for the family property."

"I must be biased, otherwise this situation would not have happened." Chen Taigong said.

"Yes! I have several sons in this family, but I prefer the eldest son."

"It must be the inheritance law of the eldest son." Zhongshan Jun said: "It depends on what kind of family it is. If you are a family like mine, you can probably guess this story."

Long Jun of Jingyang said: "It does have something to do with the story of Lord Zhongshan. The black flag of the Qin Dynasty was originally the flag banner on Emperor Shaohao's car. Duke Wen of Qin got it from hunting the black dragon. Later, the youngest son of this family also got the flag.

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"Heiqi was good at fighting, which aroused the fear of the eldest son of this family. He felt that his younger brother would kill him sooner or later and seek to seize property, so he joined forces with his father to kill his younger brother."

"Such a thing." Everyone present said, "It's just a matter of two brothers fighting. It would be wrong for my father to be partial. We were monsters and monsters. When we were young, we lived in a litter of seven or eight, and often only one could survive."

Lord Zhongshan also said: "If the mother has a preference, that's all. The father should treat everyone equally."

"Where's the back?"

Jinghe Longjun said: "The little son didn't have any thoughts at all, but he didn't know the poison of the human heart, so he started to protect himself. I don't know what happened next."

Just as he was about to continue beating the drums, the sound of cockcrow came.

Many people present said: "It's getting late, I'm going to leave soon."

"Nothing! Nothing!" Mr. Zhongshan waved his hand.

Li Dandao also felt his body throbbing.

He also stood up to leave.

Zhongshan Jun waved his hand, and someone immediately went to see Li Dandao off.

When Li Dandao got on the sedan, the sky was darkest and he couldn't see anything.

At this moment, he saw the man in red just now, and he smiled at Li Dandao.

The sedan chair flew quickly and took Li Dandao home.

After the sedan chair left, a female ghost with a long neck came out.

He immediately rushed toward Li Dandao, with a look of terror on his face. The long-necked woman's neck was actually just a stick. The stick penetrated through the dung door and went straight to his throat, treating the whole person like a straw.

Then the top of the head is cut open, mercury is poured in, and the skin is filled with straw to become a scarecrow.

Li Dandao fell into terror for a moment, as if he had also experienced this kind of punishment.

But in an instant, Li Dandao began to recite the mantra. Li Dandao did not recite it randomly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Jade Emperor will definitely not work if they think about it all at once.

Li Dan said that he came prepared.

Originated from "Beidi Dafa".

Beidi is the god who rules over all ghosts and gods in the underworld. The law he makes is called the "Black Law of Beidi". All ghosts and gods who violate this commandment will be punished.

This mantra is the Canopy God Mantra.

At the moment: "With one strike of the magic sword, all the ghosts will collapse. It's as urgent as the decrees issued by the Northern Emperor Mingwei!"

Using his hands as a knife, he screamed with a thunderous voice: "Zha!"

It was as if Li Dandao had a beheading sword appearing out of thin air.

In the eyes of the long-necked female ghost, Li Dandao suddenly turned into an evil official in Youdu. He wanted to escape, but was unable to escape and was beheaded in the face.
Chapter completed!