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Chapter 250 Conflict

Seeing the old ghost talking more and more mysteriously, I couldn't help but become more depressed.

Just when I was about to ask what this "Three Shit Soul-Destroying Soup" was.

Da Fei took the lead and asked:

“Oh my God, Senior Old Ghost, Uncle Fang, who is this ‘Three Shit Soul-Destroying Soup’ you are talking about?

Why does it sound so disgusting!"

Seeing Da Fei asking, I shut my mouth.

When Lao Gui and Fang Taihe heard this, they did not answer, but looked at each other and smiled.

Seeing the two people laughing very obscenely, I had a bad feeling in my heart, and it suddenly sparked.

Busy asked:

"Uncle Fang, what are you laughing at? I always feel like you are laughing so maliciously!"

Unexpectedly, when I asked this question, Fang Taihe and Lao Gui laughed even more outrageously.

Finally, under my repeated questioning, the old ghost slowly opened his mouth and said:

"Little Master, although I am not a member of the Taoist sect, I have followed my old master, the God of War Xingtian, and have practiced Taoism for tens of thousands of years.

So I still know a thing or two about things in the Taoist world.

As early as 65 million years ago, the Taoist world's leader, Daode Zhenjun, who you now call Taishang Laojun, once put forward such a point of view.

In nature, all things are interdependent and have their own nemesis. But while they have their own nemesis, they are also the nemesis of others.

Just like the elephant, you see, it is a giant on land. In nature, no tiger or lion dares to mess with it.

But there is one animal that can easily deal with it, that is, rats.

But mice are afraid of tigers and lions.

So this is called mutual growth and mutual restraint.”

I still know what the old ghost said.

After all, as the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town, I still know a lot of things.

But what does this have to do with Grandpa Li?

Seeing the confused look on my face, the old ghost guessed that I didn't understand.

Then he gave Fang Taihe a wink, indicating that he would tell the story.

Fang Taihe nodded, looked at me, and said:

"Although the person who controls Old Man Li is extremely powerful, he can't change one thing, that is, the law of development of things.

In other words, no matter how powerful his Taoism and spiritual power are, there are still flaws.

Aren’t we speculating that Old Man Li has transformed into a corpse?

In this realm, there happens to be a Tao method, or medicine, that can test whether a person has transformed into a corpse.

Of course, it’s up to you whether we want to test it or not!”

Depends on me?

Seeing Fang Taihe say this, I became even more confused.

I understood the first half of his explanation.

If you want to know whether Grandpa Li is being manipulated, you need to use Sanshi Duanhun Decoction to test.

But why should it depend on me?

He swallowed his saliva and asked anxiously:

"Uncle Fang, you'd better stop beating around the bush! It's better to say it quickly!

I'm almost confused by you!"

Just as Fang Taihe was about to explain, the old ghost took over and said:

"Hehe! Lao Fang is right, it really depends on you!

To be honest, this Three Shit Soul-Destroying Soup is very easy to get. It’s just that it’s really disgusting. I guess the little master will vomit out your dinner after listening to it.

Forget it, let’s not talk about it!”

Seeing that the old ghost started to lie again, I became even more nervous. I quickly sat down next to the old ghost and said:

"Oh, old man, tell me quickly! I'm almost mad at you!

You say! I am not afraid of nausea! In order to save my goddess Li Yan, I will endure any hardship!"

When the old ghost heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said with a smile:

"Okay! As the name suggests, the three feces and soul-breaking soup requires the preparation of the feces of three kinds of animals.

They are pig, horse and cow respectively.

Stir the feces of these three animals together, then inject Tao Dharma on a full moon night, and that's it!"

After the old ghost finished speaking, he picked up his chopsticks, picked up a piece of pot-roasted meat, and started chewing it. He didn't seem to be disgusted by his words at all.

It actually made Da Fei and I suffer.

After hearing what the old ghost said, everyone turned green and almost vomited out their dinner.

But after all, I am the smartest person in Changlong Town, so I still have to be polite in public.

Holding back the feeling of nausea, he asked the old ghost and said:

"If you do it this way, what happens next?"

"Then? Then give it to Old Man Li. If he behaves like seeing delicious food, then he must have become a corpse.

This also confirms our conjecture.

If his expression of disgust is the same as yours, little master, then it means we guessed wrong."

After the old ghost finished speaking, he took a sip of wine and said with a smile.

Listening to the old ghost's words, I just felt a surge in my stomach. Just when I was about to scold him for being disgusting, Da Fei beside me said "Wow" and vomited out all the dinner.

Seeing this, I quickly picked up the tissue from the table and handed it to Da Fei.

Ji Gang turned around to blame the old ghost, and the person at the table next to him said dissatisfiedly:

"I asked you, do you have any quality? I have been paying attention to you for a long time!

Do you know where this place is? This is a hotel!

It's better for you, you're just talking about shit and shit and saying such disgusting things, why don't you let people eat?

And while we were eating here, this guy actually vomited it out. It was so disgusting!

Where’s the boss? Boss!”

The boss was busy in the back kitchen. When he heard someone calling him, he hurriedly came out and came to us and asked:

"What's wrong, guest officer?"

The man at the table next to us pointed his finger at us and cursed:

"Look at them. They keep talking about shit and pissing in the hotel, and the things they say are so disgusting. And this guy, look at him vomiting all over the floor. How can we still eat?!

We don’t want to eat, so we need to refund the money immediately!”

The restaurant owner heard this, glanced at us, and hurriedly said to the people at the table next to him apologetically:

"Oh, I'm sorry! These are my relatives. They don't know any rules. You adults don't care about the faults of villains. Don't care about them.

Well, this meal is considered my invitation, I’m really sorry!”

After hearing what the boss said, the people at the table next to him became less angry.

The leader rolled his eyes at me and said:

"Since the boss said this, I won't argue with you today! Next time you are so incompetent in front of me, we won't be so easy to talk to!"

Hearing this, I quickly raised my fist towards the man and said:

"I'm sorry, buddy, we didn't mean to do it just now. We are Xiao Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town.

It is fate that I came here today and met you all. If you show me some face, let this matter be over for today.

Don’t worry, I’m the one paying for this meal today, I’m really embarrassed!”

I thought that my sincere apology would put an end to the problem.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the man became even more unreasonable and said in a very unclean manner:

"Bah! Who is Zhuge Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town? Why haven't I heard of it? Just brag!

If you are the first little Zhuge, I think you are the first little loser!"


Chapter completed!
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