Chapter 251
Originally, I thought that my sincerity would be forgiven by the other party and they would no longer embarrass us.
But I didn't expect that the other party actually said that I was "the biggest waste in Changlong Town".
I couldn't help but get angry, and my little temper was ignited.
I, Gao Jin, am the No. 1 Zhuge of Changlong Town. This is not my title, but a recommendation sincerely by all the folks in Changlong Town.
You can insult me, Gao Jin, but you can't insult Changlong Town.
The anger in my heart was completely ignited.
He immediately said in a cold voice:
"Please pay attention to your words and deeds!"
But after hearing what I said, the person opposite didn't show any remorse. Instead, he laughed unscrupulously.
The mocking expression on his face became deeper and deeper.
Upon seeing this, I immediately stood up, walked to the counter, greeted the boss, and said:
"Boss, let's pay the bill!"
When I was about to pay the bill, the boss hurriedly walked over, looked at me apologetically, and said:
"Oh, I'm so sorry! I'll give you a 20% discount on today's meal!"
I had no words, but smiled and said to the boss:
"Thank you! I just couldn't help it! I'm sorry!"
The boss nodded repeatedly, indicating that it was nothing.
After paying the bill, I greeted Da Fei and others and walked out of the hotel.
Soon, Lao Gui, Fang Taihe and Da Fei all followed.
I was still immersed in the rudeness of the group of people just now and felt very angry.
Seeing this, the old ghost scratched his bald head and asked:
"Little Master, those guys just insulted you, why are you so indifferent!
As long as you give the order, I, the old ghost, can defeat them in just one turn!"
Seeing that the old ghost said it very sincerely, I knew that he was definitely not joking.
In fact, to deal with those few people in the hotel just now, let alone a master like Lao Gui, it was with my current strength.
Taking care of them is a piece of cake.
But there is no point in speaking your mind and taking action against them.
Today is a harmonious society, so it is better to avoid conflicts as much as possible.
What's more, as the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town, I represent the entire Changlong Town, so I still have to pay attention to my image.
He sighed and explained to the old ghost.
When Lao Gui, Fang Taihe and Da Fei heard this, they all gave me a thumbs up and praised me, saying that the prime minister could support a boat.
But at this moment, I have no time to listen to their compliments.
Instead, he turned to ask the old ghost and said:
"Old ghost, is this method you just mentioned true? Why does it sound so unreliable to me?"
When the old ghost heard this, he immediately clicked his tongue and said dissatisfiedly:
"Oh, little master, when have I ever lied to you? If you don't believe it, you can just ask Lao Fang!"
Seeing the old ghost speak so confidently, I gained a little more trust in my heart.
But he still glanced at Fang Taihe and asked him with his eyes whether it was true.
Fang Taihe also looked at me and nodded, indicating that there was indeed such a way.
Seeing that Fang Taihe also agreed, I completely believed the old ghost.
But soon, I frowned again.
Although the "Three Shit Soul-Destroying Soup" proposed by the old ghost is a way to verify Grandpa Li's corpse transformation.
But this Changlong Town, although it is a small town, is relatively backward.
But to be honest, there are really no livestock such as pigs, horses, and cows.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh and looked at the old ghost and others helplessly.
When the old ghost saw this, he asked me what was wrong.
After explaining this difficult problem, Fang Taihe, who was standing by him, laughed "haha" and said:
"What's so difficult about this? Although Changlong Town doesn't have these, there are in rural areas!
You know, I have always lived in Xinwopu Village!
In Xinwopu Village, if nothing else, there are a lot of pigs, horses and cows!"
After listening to Fang Taihe's words, my eyes couldn't help but light up.
My heart is right, Uncle Fang lives in the countryside, and there are still many domestic animals such as pigs, horses and cows in the countryside.
Although Fang Taihe's family does not raise these livestock, with his old man's prestige in Changlong Town.
Not to mention the excrement of pigs, horses and cows, even if I asked someone for a live pig, they would probably agree to it.
Thinking of this, I quickly took Fang Taihe's hand and urged:
"Then what are you waiting for! Let's go to Xinwopu Village quickly!"
Fang Taihe was not paying attention and almost fell to the ground when I pulled him like this.
After taking Fang Taihe for two steps, Fang Taihe broke away from my pull, sighed and said:
"Oh, why are you so anxious, young man? It's so late now, everyone must have gone to bed.
If you ask for feces from someone in the middle of the night, why don't they think you're crazy?
Besides, today is only the 14th day of the lunar calendar and tomorrow is the 15th day, so it’s still not too late!”
When Fang Taihe said this, I suddenly understood.
I understand what he said, it actually makes sense.
It's almost eleven o'clock now, so everyone must be asleep.
At this time, I knocked on people's doors in the middle of the night and asked them if I could get some animal feces.
I guess people will definitely think of us as crazy.
Thinking of this, I suppressed my anxiety and had no choice but to say yes.
Then he walked to the car first and prepared to go home.
Unexpectedly, before walking a few steps, I heard the sound of Fang Taihe coming from behind.
I only heard Fang Taihe's "ah" sound, and then there was a "pop" sound.
When I heard this, I quickly turned around to see what was going on.
Fang Taihe was seen lying on the ground, moaning.
I originally thought that Fang Taihe stepped on some watermelon rind or something and fell down.
But when I looked around, I didn't find any watermelon peels or banana peels.
On the contrary, the ground is very flat.
Seeing this, I quickly asked Fang Taihe and said:
"Uncle Fang, what's wrong with you? Why are you still lying on the ground?"
With that said, he went to help Fang Taihe.
With the help of Da Fei and me, Fang Taihe slowly climbed up from the ground and said:
"Oh my God, I was just too busy talking to you about something, and I didn't pay attention, so I missed the point!
I was so hurt that I fell to the ground! It really hurt me to death!"
Fang Taihe cursed and rubbed his knees.
When Dafei and I heard this, we quickly covered our mouths to prevent ourselves from laughing.
Even the usually stern old ghost moved his lips slightly at this moment.
Seeing that we were all laughing at him, Fang Taihe's old face immediately turned red. He took Da Fei and me and his hands, threw them away, and strode away in the direction of the car. At the same time, he said with a proud look on his face.
:
"Hmph! I'm so angry! This poor guy is against me, but I didn't expect you three to laugh at me!
Go home quickly! Pindao is going to bed!"
Seeing Fang Taihe's arrogant look, I felt even more amused.
This little episode made today's tense night a little bit more relaxing...
Chapter completed!