Extra: A day for blue fat(1/3)
"Hello everyone, I'm Lanpang."
"Although I don't know if you can understand me, I will introduce it to you today. As the top brand of Huajie Meow, I am the one of my life!
In order to obtain a video from Huajiemiao, the store manager Haitang, after negotiating with Li Wei, put cameras in the living room of his home. At this time, Lan Pang was talking to himself with interest at one of these cameras.
It's three o'clock in the morning, and it's time for Lanpang to get up.
"Is this the whole-day shooting record that Li Wei and the beauty Haitang said?" Lan Pang stared at the camera for a while and began to talk to herself crazy.
However, after shooting, the kitten's own will makes Lan Pang still do things that are no different from usual.
Get up in the morning, drink water, and then take a walk and exercise.
It is said on TV that morning exercises are very helpful for good health.
The outside world is too dangerous, and there are many iron blocks on the road, which seem to be called cars.
The sound was too loud and too terrifying. Lan Pang thought it was safer to exercise at home.
Although there is no way to have a fresh air in the early morning of the respiratory tract, at least one exercise is required. Even if morning exercises can help with health, half of the effect should be very good.
Lan Pang, who was thinking so, maintained his morning exercises every morning.
In order to live a long life, Lanpang can temporarily put aside the idea of laziness.
The diligent kitten walked around the living room and the kitchen twice.
After leaving his own scent, he officially entered the exercise stage.
After paying his salary in November, Li Wei changed the curtains.
Now the curtains at home are purchased by Lanpang, and he likes them.
"Wow, I'm not willing to catch it." Lan Pang stretched out his claws at the curtains, looked at the pattern of his favorite fish on it, and silently shrank his claws back.
"Tsk, let's just grab the board and grind the claws."
With a little resentment, Lan Pang launched a cat punch attack on the cat grab board that Li Wei prepared for him, but he rarely used.
This series of tangled reactions and subsequent venting claw grinding actions were perfectly captured by the camera.
After touching his paws, Lan Pang said that he was a little tired, so he decided to go back to the hammock to rest.
And this rest lasts for several hours.
Six-thirty.
Li Wei got up.
The sound of the door opening woke Lan Pang up. His ears instantly stood up, jumped down from the hammock, rushed to the door, rubbed against Li Wei's legs, and raised his tail high.
"Baldroop! You're awake!"
Lan Fat's voice was filled with joy, and there was a light like stars in his wide eyes.
No matter how you look at it, you are a good cat who can say hello to your owner.
"Good morning! Smoking shit!"
"Good morning, blue fat."
This is a daily greeting.
Li Wei walked around his steps and walked to the bathroom with some twists to wash. At the distance from the bedroom to the bathroom, Lan Pang jumped between Li Wei's legs and enjoyed it.
"Too shovelers! What to eat this morning!"
Lan Pang finally asked the question he was most concerned about.
This is the purpose of looking forward to Li Wei getting up every morning and even saying hello!
“#@¥*…!”
What Lan Pang got was Li Wei's answer that was so difficult to understand while brushing his teeth.
Basically this is the case every day, but Lan Pang is still happy about it. After all, for him, this is a new surprise every day.
His shoveler, Li Wei, seems to have a different obsession with breakfast. For a while, he emphasized to him every day that the importance of eating on time and eating breakfast.
Lan Pang also learned some of the benefits of eating breakfast and eating on time on the health program.
With the dual education reasons of Li Wei and TV programs, Lan Pang is the second most active cat to eat in Huajie Cat.
Even if he is not hungry, he will eat some to keep things in his stomach.
Regarding the tributes given to him by the bipedal beast in the shop, he would also restrain himself and eat less.
After all, the TV says, "It's a good time to treat the crematorium."
Where is the crematorium? It sounds scary.
Under the strong desire to survive, Lan Pang's weight has been lingering on the edge of an ambiguous warning line such as having to diet and lose weight if you are a little fatter.
Today's breakfast was delicious. It was his favorite beef, mixed with a little cat biscuits, and sheep's milk after the meal, making life very comfortable.
However, although there are regular times, occasionally, Lan Pang felt that the wonderful things in Li Wei's hands were also delicious.
For example, the squid shreds that smell very fragrant, but Li Wei basically doesn't give them to him.
The "cat eating squid shreds" I brought over always feel that there is a slight difference in taste and isn't delicious enough?
Although they are all delicious, Lanpang just thinks it is different.
It probably was because it was the squid shreds snatched from Li Wei.
No matter what, as long as you add the prefix like "snatched", it will be very delicious.
Lollipops snatched from my stupid brother will always be extra sweet, and the good home snatched from my deskmate will also be extra delicious.
The so-called tiger's mouth snatch food and the spoils are really fragrant, but that's all.
He usually had a meal early, and it was only 6:45 at this time, and there were about fifteen minutes before Mo Ranqiu came to eat.
Generally, as long as someone who didn’t see Mo Ranqiu at 6:30, the time she came would be fixed at around 7:00.
Lan Pang clearly remembered the time when this old witch would be active at his house.
This is very important.
The old witch was very bad and often glared at him fiercely in the invisible places where he shoveled his poop.
Due to the issue of "dignity", he had never reported such a thing to Li Wei.
Lan Pang believes that this is the war between him and Mo Ranqiu, and it is the right way to resolve it yourself.
"well."
Whenever he thinks that his bipedal beast now belongs to someone else, Lan Pang always feels a sense of deep sadness.
I miss the days when I first met Li Wei.
At that time, he was just a little cat. Although Li Wei was a little stupid at that time, he couldn't communicate with him and couldn't understand his words, he still spoiled him very much.
I have to hold him to sleep every day, and I always watch him eat when I eat, and I will sometimes wrap myself in my arms and suck it wildly...
Well, this is not a good memory.
But the shit shoveler was very sticky at that time!
When did it start? It all changed!
It seems that everything at home has changed shortly after I suddenly became smart when I shoved the poop.
right.
‘Is it because I went out to work and ignored the relationship between home?’
Lan Pang looked at the view outside the window while running his brain at high speed. Using the knowledge he learned from the TV series, he was crazy about the real reason why Li Wei and him had changed.
"Oh, I still can't figure it out."
It was seven o'clock when he was knocked down in the space capsule and sent by Li Wei to the basement security booth.
What he needs to do now is wait.
The beauty of Haitang usually comes to get him out of the security booth before eight o'clock.
And now is the morning news time for him and the security guard.
I heard that business people listen to the news in the morning.
After recalling the fact that he needs to support his family now, Lan Pang felt that there is no problem to describe himself using the words that sound like a word used to describe successful people.
Very consistent, extremely substitutable.
I can now understand the news that I couldn’t understand at all. Lan Pang also has a lot of topics to chat with cats every day.
As the topic of King and Huajie Meow, Lan Pang is different from the snoring security guard next to him, and he listens very seriously.
Listening to a little commotion from the main reception desk outside, the small door of the security booth was opened, and the small security guard who was mainly guarding outside walked in, lifted the space capsule, and handed it over to the manager of Haitang Store who came to pick him up.
There has always been a fragrance in the store manager Haitang’s car that he likes very much.
It smells very high-end!
To be continued...