Extra: A day for blue fat(2/3)
Yes, it is the word "high-level".
It's not very pungent, with a slight fragrance, and a stable fragrance of flowers, but it won't sneeze!
Lanpang said she liked it very much.
Every time I sit in the Haitang Store Manager's car, I will be very happy.
At 8:15.
The hard-working kitten has now started chatting with his colleagues in the store, waiting to go to work.
As the core figure of Huajie Cat and the most profitable cat among Huajie Cat, Lanfa also has an outstanding position among the cats.
In terms of force, intelligence, and appearance, among this group of cats, the puppet named Timo is the head.
As Timo's number one fan, Lan Pang naturally won the honor of being the second place in Huajie Meow.
Because the titles of "No. 1 Follower" and "No. 1 Fan" issued to Lan Pang, the cat even angrily tore three plush toys to pieces.
The technique is extremely cruel, like a black tiger is heartbroken, the toys are covered with plush, and the outer skin is scratched and ripped.
Extremely terrifying.
"Is there anything interesting about Lan Fat today?"
The Blue Mountain Doll with beautiful blue eyes came over and asked Lan Pang.
Because they are the same breed as the Rubik and have the same blue eyes, Blue Fat likes this cat called "Puff".
Because he was very furry and had a very soft personality, he was named Puff.
The name is delicious, the appearance is sweet, and the puffs admire Lanpang's knowledge very much. They often turn around in front of him as a little fan, which greatly satisfyed his vanity, so Lanpang was willing to be friends with this little doll.
"Let me tell you a story today." Lan Pang sat on the side pretending to be deep, imitating the posture of the doll boss next to him, and his feet were together and his tail was wrapped.
A capital elegance.
Humph.
"Legendary: The master of this world is not actually a cat or a two-legged beast that looks arrogant, but a god."
Lan Pang said to Puff in a storyteller-like tone.
"God, he has no specific title or appearance. The only thing that can be confirmed is that he is an existence that is countless times stronger than us."
"Lan Pang, why don't you know the name or appearance, but you know that God is better than us!"
It is not only Puff who is interested in Lan Pang’s daily stories, but the other cats are also very interested. Even if they are as arrogant as noon, they squat quietly in the corner, pricking up their ears and listening to Lan Pang’s story there.
"Because there are many things that cannot be explained by common sense." Lan Pang said to his friends in a pretentious tone that was imaginary on the TV.
“For example, have you ever thought about these things?
Why do we have to have day and night? Why are one dried fish and one dried fish two dried fish? Why are we called cats?”
“Does this kind of thing need to be thought about?”
"Yes, isn't that the case?"
Starting with Puff, who loves to answer the Blue Fat Question, the Siamese cat named "Cleaf Egg" who usually likes to walk the most also joined the discussion.
Cats are always curious about the "unknown" things.
"Have you never doubted this kind of thing? Why are bipedal beasts two-legged beasts? Why do they provide us with food and accommodation? Why can't we fly?"
Lan Pang looked around the cats next to him, enjoyed a wave of gaze from fans, and after satisfying his vanity, he looked at the expression of the mutt boss. Lan Pang felt that he could continue to retell what he saw on the TV show the day before yesterday.
"That's because we were set up like this."
Lan Pang said his answer.
"Because of the so-called will of God, our perception has become like this. Because of the Creator, we are born as cats, called cats, and look like cats, and are born as enshrined.
Maybe there will be a world where, because the Creator's preferences are different, those stupid-looking bipedal beasts will be called 'cats' and we will be called 'bipedal beasts'."
"Wow, it's worthy of being Lan Fat, it's just erudition."
I will definitely get the praise I will receive every day. I have to say that Lan Pang's mood has become a little more beautiful.
Due to time constraints, today's dispute ended here, and Huajie Meow also started business.
Lanpang is busy at work, but fortunately, the store manager is not a devil. Each kitten has a separate schedule and has sufficient rest time.
Moreover, with the guidance of the mutt boss from the side, Lan Pang also learned to rest at work.
The best method is to sleep in the arms of the two-legged beasts.
Although the food at noon was not as delicious as the one made by Li Wei, Lan Pang felt that it was not bad for the employee meal.
At night, people are occasionally more idle, just like today, Lan Pang has rarely had more rest time.
"Baopard Lan is really good at everything." Puff, who had been resting for ten minutes, came over again. When he was combing his hair with Lan Pang, he started chatting and requesting again.
"Only." Lan Pang knocked on the corner of his mouth, but in order to maintain his setting, he tried hard to suppress the joy in his heart.
But little did he know that the raised tail completely betrayed his inner emotions.
As we all know, cats and cat tails are two kinds of creatures.
"Lanfa, Lanfa, I want to ask you how you communicated with your biped beast named Li Wei.
Why did I speak to my elder brother and Sister Haitang, and she answered the wrong answer? Sometimes she wouldn't even hit us at all."
Speaking of this, Timo, who was lying on the table not far away, enjoying the killing of chickens with two legs, also raised his ears slightly, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the place where Lan Pang and Puff were chatting.
"I'm not very clear about this question, but I can give you some experience."
"Lan Fat, please tell me."
As if I was ready, Puff sat upright, like a good baby in the class.
"First make a sound."
"Make a sound?"
Puff was obviously shocked, and then he leaned back a wave of tactics to show respect.
"Yes, the two-legged beasts are very strange. They must make a sound to know that we are talking."
“Learned and learned.”
"Secondly, you have to let your bipedal learn our language."??
After hearing this "secondary", Timo, not far away, sighed directly, turned his head and closed his eyes, as if he had given up treatment.
And Puff, who had been saying this to Lan Pang on this side, had similar expressions.
"But we can't talk to her... how can we let her learn cat language?"
"Well... Then I can only wait for the beauty Haitang to have this enlightenment."
"Oh, okay. But thank you Lan Fei, I will call her out in the future and then talk to her again. I will try it hard."
"Woo... Don't be too sad. I'll go back and ask my bipedal beast, and ask him if he can teach the manager Haitang to learn cat language!"
"Second brother!!! It's up to you!!!"
After get off work, Lan Pang was sent back to his home by Manager Haitang. Today, Li Wei had something to do, so he did not come to pick him up.
The home is still the same, the only difference is that the camera has not been removed yet.
It seems to be a thorough record of how he looks at home.
"Hi~ This is Lan Fat, I'm going home!"
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After happily saying hello to the camera at home, Lan Pang knocked on her tail and followed Li Wei back to the bedroom.
"Too shovelers! I have something to ask you!" Lan Pang said to Li Wei.
"Hmm? What's the matter."
He didn't remember how to pick him up and put him on his legs and do the treatment of killing chickens. Li Wei only responded verbally, as if he was busy with something.
"How can we teach Haitang Store Manager to learn cat language!"
The question of Lan Fat really shocked Li Wei.
"Why did you suddenly want to ask this question?" After hearing the wonderful question, Li Wei stopped the pen of the crazy liver comic in his hand, lowered his head and looked at Lan Pang beside his feet and asked.
"Because today Puff is another puppet! He wants to talk to the beauty of Haitang, but the beauty of Haitang never understands what he is saying, and sometimes he ignores him."
Lan Pang directly expressed the trouble of the young follower, and then looked at Li Wei with more anticipated eyes.
"So, can you convey it and let the beautiful girl Haitang learn cat language?"
"This seems to be a bit miserable."
Li Wei twitched the corner of her mouth and expressed helplessness towards Lan Pang's request.
"Hey? Why? But haven't you learned it too?" Lan Pang was a little unbelievable.
'Is it because the shit shoveling has no time? No, do you have time to teach the beauty of Haitang to learn cat language? What kind of style!!!'
To be continued...