The eldest brother-in-law and the second brother-in-law heard his scolding not far away, and they both laughed there.
"Originally, you were also thinking about stewing it and eating it. It's not unjust to be scolded."
"I have changed my mind and want them to play for a few more days."
"But you also enjoyed your meal last night."
"That's true!"
…
At about eight o'clock, Mother Lin sent a bunch of children to the mountain, and then Ye Chenghu rushed over.
Ye Yaodong thought he was so bold that he wanted to hit me, but in the end, this guy just lay on the ground in front of him and rolled around.
"My bastard, my bastard... Dad, you clearly promised not to eat last night, but you lied, you were not trustworthy, and you ate my bastard..."
Ye Yaodong looked at his actions with black lines on his head. Where did he learn to ride a horse?
He learned all the tricks and tricks of the old ladies in the village.
"Get up!"
"I don't, I don't want it, you have to pay for it, you bastard." He said as he sat up and stamped his feet angrily.
"Get up. What I'm eating isn't yours. What I'm eating is Yangyang's one."
Why?
When Ye Chenghu heard this, his eyes widened instantly, "Is that the Yangyang one you're eating?"
"That's right! That one of yours is still alive. Stop making trouble for me and get up and work quickly."
As witty as him!
Ye Chenghu was stunned for a moment, "Then the remaining one is mine?"
He reacted instantly and was pleasantly surprised again, "Dad, you said, the remaining one belongs to me, you can't eat any more?"
"I'll eat it when I get home in a few days, and I'll let you play for two more days."
"Then you still have to eat it!" He looked at his father accusingly with a rich expression.
"You can help it choose whether to be eaten by me today or in two days!"
Seeing that he was still staring angrily, Ye Yaodong directly lifted him up from the ground, "You are a boy, don't be a scumbag all day long. If you be good and obedient, I can let you be raised for a few more days. If you are not good,
If it doesn't obey you, it will be eaten by me."
He said aggrievedly: "Then I'll be good!"
"Well, that's right, go to work!"
Ye Yaodong was extremely satisfied. No, the problem was solved directly!
He has forgotten that there is another one at home.
When he returned home in the evening and saw his little son happily running out to greet him, he happily picked him up and lifted him up high.
Unexpectedly, not long after he put it down, he was washing his hands when he heard Ye Chenghu say proudly: "Dad said, this bastard is mine, yours was eaten last night
Already..."
broken!
This guy!
Ye Chengyang immediately refused and cried loudly, "It's mine, it's my... mother~"
The demonic sound reached his ears, and Ye Yaodong looked at his crying little son with a headache. His head was getting big. When he saw his wife coming forward to comfort him, he breathed a sigh of relief.
This kid is easy to deceive. If you just say that you will take him to catch one tomorrow, he will stop crying and the whole family can eat in peace.
When it got dark and they were about to go back to the house to sleep, both children had a psychological shadow. They were afraid that when they woke up, the only one would be stewed, so they had to put the tortoise in the basin and carry it in when they entered the house.
And then he even tried to put him on the bed to sleep with them?
In the end, Lin Xiuqing frightened her with a whip, so she put it in the washbasin honestly. Then she said that she should put the washbasin on the table so that she could see it when she turned her head, but couldn't see it if she put it on the ground.
Ye Yaodong also accepted these two.
After Lin Xiuqing exhausted herself and coaxed both of them to sleep, she turned angrily and glared at the culprit, and cursed in a low voice: "What's wrong with you? You can catch this thing while they are still in the mood."
If you eat it, you will cry when you wake up in the morning, and you will have to struggle like this when you go to bed at night. Do you think I am too busy?"
"Hey, how did I know they would be so precious to these two bastards?"
"You won't arrest me if you know it?"
"It still needs to be caught. If you eat it, you might not eat it and keep it for them. I didn't plan to eat it at all. Who would have thought that your mother would move so fast."
"My mother must be thinking about you eating it too!"
Ye Yaodong took her into his arms and rested her head on his arm, "Okay, okay, I'll see if I can catch another one tomorrow to make up for it. Go to sleep."
Lin Xiuqing turned her back to him.
Ye Yaodong didn't care about his posture.
I helped my father-in-law pick oranges for two days. It was not until noon on the third day that they picked all the oranges on the mountain.
He even picked half a sack of bitter oranges, which he planned to take back and eat!
After Ye Chenghu finished picking oranges, he happily ran to pick grapefruits. When he saw a hanging grapefruit branch, he hugged the branch directly and hung on it on a swing.
Then he, the branch, and the grapefruit all fell down and rolled out...
"Ouch, oh, oh, it hurts, hissing, hissing, hissing."
After he stabilized his body on the ground, he immediately climbed up using his hands and feet, and then covered half of his shoulders.
Ye Yaodong didn't even have time to shout, and saw him fall out, "You guy, you promised me yesterday that you would be good and obedient, but this is how you are obedient? What if you hit your head with a stone when you throw him out like this?"
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He picked up a branch from the ground and slapped his butt twice hard, making him jump up and down and scream.
He was still able to dodge like this, so it seemed like nothing was wrong, and he felt more relieved.
"Where does it hurt from the fall? Let me take a look."
"arm……"
Ye Yaodong lifted his arm and looked at it. The arm was a little bruised from the fall. "Let your mother give him a beating first when you go back, and then apply tea oil on it and it will be cured."
"Can't you get better without a beating?"
Ye Chenghu was a little aggrieved. He had fallen and still had to be beaten by his father, and he would be beaten by his mother when he returned home.
"Take a good beating and then apply matcha oil. It will work quickly and prevent recurrence. Be honest and stand aside. If you are naughty again, I will take off your pants and beat you."
A group of children gloated at him being scolded, and then happily climbed up the tree to pick grapefruits, looking at Ye Chenghu with eyes filled with tears.
He secretly glanced at his father, and when he wasn't paying attention, he slipped away to play with his cousins ​​and climbed trees together. It seemed that he had forgotten the pain in his arms.
When Ye Yaodong looked at it, he felt that not only his head hurt, but also his Tian Ling Gai hurt. The scars healed and he forgot the pain. He was so mad at the baby he had carried for two days that he felt like he couldn't leave his hand with the whip.
"Ye Chenghu, come down here. If you don't obey me, I'll stew that bastard of yours when I get back in the evening."
A man's reassurance is of no use, even to a 5-year-old child!
I just said yesterday that I would be good and obedient!
shit!
With his lifeline pinned down, Ye Chenghu immediately came down from the tree honestly. Now he didn't dare to act rashly. He honestly only dared to pick it under the tree.
After picking enough sacks, Ye Yaodong stopped and tied up the sacks, moved them to the cart and put them together with the oranges, and then the group went down the mountain.
Today, we finished picking oranges and ended the work early. It was only noon, and everyone could go back in time for lunch, so the trip down the mountain was quite leisurely.
After rushing down the mountain and seeing the river beside them, the children were all gearing up again.
"Dad, it's still early, let's go look for wild duck eggs in the grass nearby?"
Lin Xianghui looked at his youngest son with a smile and said: "It's getting cold, and wild ducks don't like to lay eggs anymore. What are you looking for..."
"My cousin found three of them the day before yesterday, maybe there are more?"
"Dad, it just so happens that the weather has been good these two days. The sun has been shining for a while during the day. Maybe the wild ducks have sneaked out to lay eggs?" Lin Guangyuan also looked at the river with excited eyes and said.
"Your hands are injured, but you still want to play?"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, dad, let's go down."
"Be careful, keep an eye on your brothers and sisters, and just look for them by the river."
"Why."
As if they had received an amnesty order, a group of children jumped up excitedly and walked down to the river together.
Ye Chenghu also ran along excitedly, but suddenly thought of something and turned around to look at his father eagerly.
Ye Yaodong waved his hand, "Go ahead."
In an instant, his facial features became brighter again, and the clouds suddenly turned sunny! He also followed them to the shore, howling.
Ye Yaodong also followed behind. He planned to keep an eye on them. Such a large group of children were really tough, but they had to keep an eye on them when they ran to the river. Falling into the water on a cold day was not fun.
"Ahhhh~Dad, duck, duck, duck is flying here..."
"Ahhhh~ They fly so high..."
"Duck, duck, daddy, daddy, duck..."
I saw a group of wild ducks flying in the distance and falling directly into the upper reaches of the river. A group of children stood on the bank of the river, dancing and shouting happily.
The adults on the shore also looked at them with bright eyes, but they were a little regretful that wild ducks are not easy to catch...
"Dad, catch me quickly, catch me quickly..."
"Catch the duck ~ catch the duck ~"
A group of children shouted for their father to hurry up.
Ye Chenghu is also calling.
Ye Yaodong spread his hands. It's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. If she doesn't have any tools, do she just ask him to rush into the water and become a fool?
"You can't catch them. They can fly. There are no fishing nets. If there are fishing nets, I might be able to give you extra food at night."
"Ah? Can't we catch him now?"
"It can't be caught."
"All right."
The children died instantly like eggplants beaten by frost.
"Stop looking for it, go back to eat first, and then come out after eating to see if there are any wild duck eggs. They just flew over. Maybe there will be some wild duck eggs to pick up later."
"Yes, let's go back to eat first. After dinner, I will take you out to look for wild duck eggs, and see if I can catch two tortoises for you."
They were happy again in an instant, thinking about the wild duck eggs and wanting the tortoise. They climbed ashore willingly one by one, but when they walked back, they didn't want to take their eyes off the wild duck.
Ye Chenghu said reluctantly: "Dad, is it really impossible to catch wild ducks?"
"It's hard to catch them. I'll come out later and see if they're still there. I don't have any tools now, and they're all in the water, so I can't catch them. I can't catch them until they're ashore."
He actually felt itchy and wanted to scratch it.
A man is a boy until he dies!
Chapter completed!