Laugh with this one.

Everyone at the scene was stunned.

"Hahahahaha!"

"What Hezi said is absolutely amazing!"

"That's the truth. I wouldn't believe it if Hezi molested Jia Zhang and even beat her to death."

"Indeed, I didn't believe it at first. I just came to see a good show."

"I was a little convinced at first, but now I see that Kazuko's expression is not scared at all, and I know it's impossible."

…

Everyone was talking to each other, expressing their opinions on Jia Zhang's frame-up of Zou and molestation against her.

This Jia Zhang family does this and that every day, which is a complete mess.

Not to mention that Zou He didn't molest her, even if he really molested her, no one would believe her.

"Okay, Mr. Jia Zhang, stop pretending. You have to have a certain temper when you blackmail someone. If you come up and accuse Zou He of molesting you, will anyone believe you?" At this time, the third uncle Yan Bugui said something.

"Yes, Mrs. Jia Zhang, this is not how people are framed." Someone else said the same thing.

Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't sit still.

She originally wanted to blackmail Zou He, so of course she had to make the matter more serious.

In order to gain everyone's trust, Jia Zhang immediately stood up and pointed to the sky:

"I, Mr. Jia Zhang, swear to God, this Zou He did hit me just now and even molested me. If he tells a lie, I will be struck by thunder!"

People in this era still believe in swearing.

Under normal circumstances, most people would not dare to curse like this for something that has not happened.

So when Jia Zhang said this, everyone present was shocked.

hiss!

Could it be that everything I told Jia and Zhang was true?

Everyone looked at Zou He.

To be honest, Zou He was unexpected that Jia Zhang could do this.

But Zou He was not afraid at all, he was well prepared.

"Oh? Okay." Zou He said with a smile: "You damn old woman, you are so shameless. In order to frame me, you even risked your own life. Okay, okay, awesome!"

It is really rare to see such a shameless person, so I can’t help but accept it.

As he said this, Zou He gave Jia Zhang a thumbs up.

"Stop talking about other things. You have done these bad things to me and you must be punished." Jia Zhang shouted: "Now you have only one choice, either pay me five hundred yuan, or else, I will call the police now.

Let someone take you to jail."

"Five hundred yuan back? With your kind of character, you can't make five hundred yuan even if you do flesh business for a year." Zou He looked directly at each other, showing no fear at all: "Okay, you can go call the police. You

Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

Just kidding, let alone Zou He, he was already prepared. Even if he wasn't prepared, he wouldn't be afraid of Jia Zhang.

In this bright world, can she still turn black into white?

Can you be convicted of a crime just by swearing a few oaths?

This is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.

"You!" Seeing that Zou He was not afraid at all, Jia Zhang's face turned red with anger. "Zou He molested her", Jia Zhang just talked about it in the courtyard, that was all. The purpose of her oath was naturally to think about it.

She made Zou He afraid, and then tried to blackmail Zou He for a large amount of money. As for the police, they came and asked a few questions, but she exposed her secret. When the time comes, Zou He counterattacks with a false accusation. This crime is not a small one, so Jia Zhang's family

Time stood still and I didn't know what to do.

"Everyone has heard it," Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, said at this time: "To be fair, since Jia Zhang dares to swear, it means that this matter is not groundless. Hezi, don't change the subject, just say it directly

, have you ever molested Mrs. Jia Zhang?"

When the First Master Yi Zhonghai said this, everyone at the scene looked at Zou He.

"What do you think?" Zou He didn't answer, but asked instead.

"Pfft," the first uncle Yi Zhonghai laughed: "I think? What do you mean I think? Whether you have done this or not, just answer it directly. Don't change the topic. If you change the topic, it means you are guilty. You are guilty.

It means you may have actually done this. My analysis is correct, right, Kazuko?"

In fact, when the other party asked this question, Zou He answered directly that there was nothing wrong with it.

But seeing the uncle Yi Zhonghai pretending to be upright and upright, Zou He refused to follow his wishes.

"I don't want to answer directly, what can you do to me?" Zou He narrowed his eyes and took a step forward.

Perhaps remembering his previous experiences and seeing Zou He's mighty appearance when he beat Silly Pillar many times, Yi Zhonghai subconsciously took half a step back.

"What do you want to do? What do you want to do?" The elder Yi Zhonghai said in a panic: "With so many people in the courtyard watching, how dare you hit me?"

Zou He looked at Yi Zhonghai with a half-smile, and said calmly: "Master, do you know how to be afraid? Don't you want to uphold justice? You uphold justice, and you don't even have the courage to do so. How can you face a bad guy like me?

Master, the incarnation of justice, you are so brave, isn’t it too embarrassing?”

"..." Feeling the playful looks of people in the courtyard looking at him, Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, immediately straightened his face and said: "Hezi, I use my status as the first uncle in the courtyard to warn you that violence cannot solve the problem. Please answer me directly.

The question is, have you ever molested Mrs. Jia Zhang?"

"Okay, that's right, this is like a sanctimonious way of upholding justice," Zou He said with a smile, "Then I will answer you directly once, listen carefully, I will only say it once, I didn't!"

"Then do you dare to swear?" Yi Zhonghai asked again.

"Swear?" Zou He smiled brightly.

"You don't dare to swear? Jia and Zhang have already sworn. If you don't dare to swear, it means you have a guilty conscience. Your guilty conscience means that you really might have done this..." said the first uncle, Yi Zhonghaici.

To be honest, for Zou He to stand here and swear for such a thing is simply nonsense.

Yi Zhonghai's constant persecution was just to embarrass Zou He.

If Zou He had sworn this oath, he would have fallen into the trap of this uncle Yi Zhonghai.

Just think about it, how do you make this oath?

Pointing his finger to the sky, like Jia and Zhang, he yelled, "I, Zou He, have never done anything offensive to Jia and Zhang. If I tell a lie, the sky will strike with thunder."

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Saying the same words to the other party to fight back is hollow and powerless.

And besides, just thinking about this kind of behavior is a bit embarrassing.

And now Yi Zhonghai has brought the topic to this.

Everyone in the hospital looked over.

It was as if Zou He was guilty of not swearing this oath.

Damn, this Yi Zhonghai is really disgusting.

Okay, this uncle Yi Zhonghai wants to pretend, right?

Then give him a stage.

Let him make this a big deal.

Zou He really didn't believe that he could find something out of the sky.

"All right!"

"Master!"

"Since you're forcing me like this!"

"Then I can't bear it anymore!"

"Do you want me to swear?"

"listen!"

Zou He looked directly at the elder and spoke slowly:

"I'll send your mother a beep!"

"You old fool, what the hell are you?"

"You really asked me to swear, so I just swear?"

"I don't want to get to know you. Do you really think you are nothing?"

"Believe it or not, I will slap you to death?!"

…

The words came like a sword, piercing directly into the heart of the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, immediately piercing countless holes.

At this moment, the first man Yi Zhonghai's face was ashen, and his whole expression felt as if he had eaten shit.

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai looked at Zou He with shock in his eyes. He really didn't expect that Zou He would scold him directly, and he would scold him so unpleasantly.

This Zou He doesn’t give me, the great master in the courtyard, any face at all?

And the people in the courtyard were also shocked.

"Pfft!" Someone couldn't help laughing. After receiving the cannibalistic look from Mr. Yi Zhonghai, the man immediately covered his face with his hands and explained: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yi, I really can't hold it back.

As long as I can hold it back, I won't laugh out loud."

As soon as this statement came out.

"Pffffffffffffffff!"

Several more people laughed out loud.

The old man's face was completely lost once again.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" At this time, the deaf old lady banged her cane and gritted her teeth: "It's simply too much. You dare to scold the uncle. You are so ignorant. Zhong Hai wants to ask this matter clearly for the sake of

Your innocence, you are so disrespectful to Zhonghai, Zhonghai, please report the case and let the police handle the matter of Jia Zhang being beaten and molested."

After receiving the reminder from the deaf old lady, the first man Yi Zhonghai understood the idea and immediately started: "In that case, I have nothing to do. Everyone in the courtyard has also seen it. I originally wanted to handle this matter in the courtyard just now.

, but it turned out that Hezi didn’t know good people and scolded me, so I had to report this matter to the police. Hey, I really mistook good intentions for donkey’s liver and lungs, and it’s hard to be a good person these days.”

Under the instruction of the deaf old lady, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai immediately stated that his behavior of "taking the opportunity to make Zou He look bad" was for Zou's reconciliation.

If he really wanted to reconcile with Zou, would he have been forcing Zou He to make that oath that was "meaningless except for being embarrassing"?

Zou He really heard that Yi Zhonghai swore that oath. What if Jia Zhang made another more vicious oath? Will Zou He continue to follow?

This uncle Yi Zhonghai obviously wanted to bring this matter into an embarrassing situation.

Now you are pretending to be a good person here? How funny.

Anyway, they have already broken up with each other, and there is no need for Zou He to give this old man Yi Zhonghai any more face.

"Yes, sir, you are indeed a good person. You are a good person who likes to go into the vegetable cellar!"

"After all, you can do good deeds without leaving your name, and go into the vegetable cellar to help others. This behavior is really great."

"Guys, tell me, is this true?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present couldn't help laughing.

Involuntarily, everyone thought about this glorious deed of failing to win the Great Yi.

The elder Yi Zhonghai felt ashamed of having his clothes stripped off in public.

"Wait! I'm going to report the crime immediately!"

The elder Yi Zhonghai became so angry that he said nothing and ran out immediately.

…

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded in Zou He's mind:

[Congratulations to the host! You have completed the mission ‘Choice 4, find a way to trick Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu into becoming your son.’]

[Receive a reward of 100 yuan in cash, receive a reward, and click a random function talisman. Based on the current scene, a 'Vow Fulfillment Talisman' has been generated]

Yo, not bad, I got one hundred yuan.

In addition, there is also a ‘Vow Fulfillment Talisman’.

After seeing the function of this talisman, Zou He smiled.

Wow, this couldn't have come at a better time.

In Zou He's original system space, when he obtained the skill of 'The Most Beautiful Singing Voice', he was also given an [Obedience Talisman] and a [Truth Telling Talisman] as additional rewards. Originally, Zou He planned to use one of these two to rectify Jia Zhang.

's.

Now this gives another ‘vow fulfillment talisman’, which is obviously more suitable.

Looking at Jia Zhang...

You like to swear, right?

Okay, let me use it for you first.

Use it immediately without saying anything.

[Congratulations to the host! The use of the ‘Oath Fulfillment Talisman’ is successful. If the person being used next swears again, it will be fulfilled]

Seeing this prompt, Zou He couldn't help but laugh.

OK, in that case, I will guide Jia Zhang in a moment.

Let's make an oath together?

I just don’t know how powerful this fulfillment talisman is.

Zou He suddenly felt a little hopeful.

…

And the other side.

Yi Zhonghai immediately ran to the neighborhood committee.

Before reporting a crime this year, you have to go to the neighborhood committee to notify the situation.

For ordinary minor matters, the neighborhood committee can coordinate as much as possible, which also reduces the burden of unnecessary police dispatches.

"What? Hezi beat Jia Zhang and molested Jia Zhang?" When the neighborhood committee staff heard what happened, they couldn't help but frown slightly. After all, this man had reported the crime several times before, but it turned out to be a fool's errand.

The old man, Zou He Diao, came over and informed the neighborhood committee that it might be speculation. It turned out that he had caught the fish himself. Later, the old man reported the case again, saying that Zou He had broken Sha Zhu’s arm. The proof was also false. Later, he reported it.

A report was made that Zou He had broken Shazhu's legs. As a result, Shazhu was jumping around and nothing happened. The people from the neighborhood committee asked: "Master, the person you are reporting to is Hezi again. This time nothing happened."

Is that a mistake?"

This chapter is not over yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Jia and Zhang have sworn, how can this matter be false?" The first uncle Yi Zhonghai immediately threw the blame to Jia and Zhang. In fact, Yi Zhonghai also

I don’t really believe that Zou He molested Jia Zhang, but he wanted to punish Zou He, so he naturally wanted to make this matter a big deal. Anyway, no matter whether Zou He was proven innocent or not, Zou He would be in trouble. Master Yi

What Zhonghai wanted to do was sit on the mountain and watch the fight between tigers and Zou He and the Jia Zhang family. No matter who was injured in the end, it didn't matter to him, Yi Zhonghai.

"You swore an oath?" The neighborhood committee staff exchanged glances and paid more attention to it.

"Yes, what Jia Zhang said was that if she told a lie, she would be struck by lightning." The first uncle Yi Zhonghai said: "So I analyzed this matter, ninety-eight times out of ten, it is

true story."

"Let's go!" The people from the neighborhood committee stood up immediately.

Soon, the group of people arrived at the courtyard in a furious manner.

The people from the neighborhood committee went straight to the point: "Tell me about Jia Zhang, what's going on?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

My head, do you see, there is a bump on my head..." As he said that, he pointed to the place where he was injured. When Mrs. Jia Zhang pointed to the bump on her head, many aunts in the courtyard turned black. That one

Bao, Qin Huairu was obviously the one who beat him, so he blatantly relied on Zou He? Many people shook their heads, but everyone knew that Jia Zhang was a powerful tigress and did not dare to say anything.

"Fightings are trivial matters, what else?" someone from the neighborhood committee asked again.

"What's more," Mrs. Jia Zhang blushed and frowned: "This is Zou He, and he is planning to molest me..."

"Are you planning to molest you?" The person from the neighborhood committee narrowed his eyes and said, "Make it clear, are you molesting me or are you planning to molest me?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang gritted her teeth and said, "That's indecent!"

"Oh, can you tell me how you were molested?" someone from the neighborhood committee asked again.

"Like this," Mrs. Jia Zhang put her hand on her chest: "Push me to the ground again, ride on me again, and then do this, and this, and this, it's always a chaos..." Jia Zhang said as he said

While standing, he was gesturing with his hands on his body.

"...Okay." The people from the neighborhood committee looked at Zou He: "What do you think of Jia Zhang's statement?"

The people from the neighborhood committee asked questions normally, and Zou He immediately said directly: "This Jia Zhang is just farting. I didn't do these things to her at all. She is just framing me."

"You fart, if you hadn't molested me, would I have sworn to you?" Jia Zhang said again.

swear?

Upon hearing this, Zou He laughed.

I just used the talisman and am wondering how to guide it.

Good thing, Jia Zhang mentioned it first.

Okay, you don't need my guidance, you have already turned to this topic by yourself.

Not bad, not bad, save me the trouble.

"What oath did you swear? Why didn't I hear it? If you dare, swear it again." Zou He said with a smile.

"I have said before, this Zou He is molesting me. If mine is false, I will be struck by lightning!" Jia Zhang immediately swore a poisonous oath.

Upon hearing the oath, the people in the neighborhood committee obviously believed in Jia Zhang more...

"What did you say?" someone from the neighborhood committee asked Zou Hedao.

Zou He looked up at the sky and saw that the thunder had not come yet, so he immediately said: "Her oath is not strong enough. We can't convict me with just one oath. In that case, I dare to swear this

Oath, Mrs. Jia Zhang, do you dare to swear a more vicious oath?"

"Just say it, what I'm about to say is a lie. Not only will there be thunder and lightning, but I'll also get hemorrhoids on my mouth, pustules on the soles of my feet, I'll have nightmares every day, and I'll die!"

After Mrs. Jia Zhang swore this oath, she shouted: "How about it? Do you, Zou He, dare to swear such a vicious oath?"

"Don't dare!" Zou He laughed.

"I dare not measure you because you are afraid that thunder will strike you!" Mrs. Jia Zhang shouted, pointing her finger to the sky: "The old gods in the sky are watching, you have already molested me, and you want to say this

I swear, a thunder will strike you to death!"

Hearing this, the people in the neighborhood committee narrowed their eyes.

To be honest, what Jia Zhang said so confidently makes people believe it.

So the people in the neighborhood committee turned their attention to Zou He.

Everyone in the courtyard also looked at Zou He.

At this time.

A magical scene happened.

Zou He looked up at the sky, and then slowly stepped back dozens of steps.

"???"

Everyone in the hospital was shocked.

hiss!

Is this going to run?

Could it be that Zou Hezhen had molested the Jia Zhang family?

"Don't let him run away..." Yi Zhonghai suddenly shouted.

At this time.

Sudden.

There was a violent flash in the sky.

A bolt of lightning flashed across the night sky, suddenly making the yard as bright as day.

Immediately afterwards, a lightning beam suddenly fell towards Jia Zhang.

Rumble!

In an instant!

"Snapped!"

A thunderbolt suddenly fell and hit Jia Zhang's body.

I saw a golden light flashing on Jia Zhang's body.

"ah!"

A scream fell.

Jia Zhang's hair stood up and her whole body was covered in smoke.

…

The air at the scene solidified instantly.

At this moment, everyone at the scene who saw this scene was shocked.

Everyone at the scene stared at Mr. Jia Zhang in shock with their eyes wide open and their mouths wide open.

It took a long time, but no one came back to their senses.

Really, struck by lightning?

Qin Huairu's mouth opened wide: "???"

He Yuyu opened his mouth wide: "???"

The old man was stunned on the spot: "???"

The deaf old lady and everyone in the hospital: "???"

The people in the neighborhood committee were also confused: "???"

silence.

After a while.

"Hiss!" Someone gasped, and the scene exploded.

"Oh my god! Did I read that correctly? I was really struck by lightning?"

"I'll go, it's so scary, it almost hit me!"

"My head is still buzzing!"

"Oh my god, you scared me to death. Most of my soul was scared away!"

"It seems that you really can't swear nonsense, you will really get retribution!"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I thought Kazuko was running away, but it turns out he was hiding from a thunderbolt!"

…

Everyone was talking to each other, and they were all shocked by the sudden thunder.

People in other courtyards also ran out when they heard the thunder.

what's the situation?

Why does it feel like a thunder has fallen?

Are you going to kill someone who will get tens of millions of dollars?

Look for the thunder and the falling lightning.

All the people on the street came to this courtyard.

Then, everyone saw Jia Zhang, whose body was as black as charcoal after being hacked.

hiss!

Hiss!

Hiss!

What kind of immoral thing did this old woman do to get struck by lightning?

The new person asked.

People in the courtyard started talking about it.

Soon everyone knew what happened and began to laugh.

"Oh my god, you still falsely accused a young man of molesting you. You deserve to be struck by lightning!"

"That's right. Even if it's a false accusation, you still dare to swear a poisonous oath. This is simply an offense against the gods!"

"It's true that there is a spirit in mind. It seems that I will do more good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future."

"Yes, yes, there are really lightning strikes!"

"This is really big news. I have lived to be eighty, and I really saw someone being struck by lightning. It's really a big world with all kinds of wonders."

"I just finished swearing a poisonous oath, and I struck you with lightning immediately. This is obviously a wicked thing, hahahaha! I will strike you to death!"

…

Everyone pointed at Jia Zhang and cursed.

And Jia Zhang, who was struck by lightning and turned black all over her body.

Naturally, no one dared to approach her.

Everyone was afraid of being shocked by the residual power of the thunder again.

Mrs. Jia Zhang stood still, as if frozen, motionless.

do you died?

Everyone looked over curiously.

for a long time.

"Ahem!"

Jia Zhang coughed twice, and then her whole body shook violently.

All the clothes struck by lightning fell to the ground.

Mrs. Jia Zhang wiped her face subconsciously.

My eyebrows have been burned to ashes.

I stroked my hair with my hand, but it was empty. I didn't touch any hair, I only touched the black ash in my hand.

The hair was also burned off.

All the hair and hair on the body were burned away.

Of course the clothes were burned to ashes.

Jia Zhang only felt her scalp numb.

Immediately, my soul shook deeply and violently.

This is obviously retribution.

This is obviously the oath I swore, and it has come true!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"I was wrong, I was wrong! I will never dare to swear poison again!"

Jia Zhang was so frightened that she knelt down on the ground and confessed: "I told lies, Zou He didn't molest me, please let me go, all the gods!"

…

After crying for a long time, Mrs. Jia Zhang came back to her senses.

He covered certain places with his hands, crossed his legs, and ran back to the house.

Everyone at the scene who saw this scene laughed happily.

Soon the deeds of Jia and Zhang will be spread out.

Zou He stood aside and couldn't help but laugh.

This talisman really works.

It was an accident that Jia Zhang was not killed.

Just as I was wondering, I suddenly received a reminder.

[Warm reminder: The thunders arranged by this oath fulfillment talisman are all specially processed by the system and will not cause human life, but the effect is the same as real thunder]

Okay, there is another explanation.

If it didn't blow up, it didn't blow up.

There are other vows anyway.

This is not the only oath Jia Zhang made.

Just wondering.

Then he saw Mrs. Jia Zhang changing her clothes and running out with her head bare.

"Ouch, my mouth hurts so much." Covering her mouth with her hand, Jia Zhang yelled.

As I was walking, I felt a sharp pain in the soles of my feet.

"Hey..." Mrs. Jia Zhang stopped immediately and took a look at the sole of her foot, which was covered with pustules.

The pustules were densely arranged, even denser than the acne on Huang Mafang's face...

People with trypophobia will probably feel their scalp numb and their whole body tremble just by looking at it.

"Hey, good guy, what Jia Zhang just swore is that if she tells lies, hemorrhoids will appear on her mouth and pustules will appear on the soles of her feet..."

"This, everything has come true!"

"I also had a nightmare, and I guess it will come true."

"Oh my god, it's so miserable!"

Everyone frowned and avoided Mr. Jia Zhang like the god of plague.

Soon, Qin Huairu brought Jia Zhang to the hospital.

After the examination, the doctor frowned and said, "I am sure that what is growing on your mother-in-law's mouth is hemorrhoids!"

Upon hearing this, everyone around looked around.

puff!

what? What?

What did the doctor say?

Does this old fat woman have hemorrhoids on her mouth?

"..." Feeling everyone's half-smiling eyes, Mrs. Jia Zhang's face turned red and she lowered her head in shame.

"Doctor, are you right? How can you have hemorrhoids on your mouth?" asked an old man who also came to see the doctor.

"I'm also very confused," the doctor said strangely, "According to my judgment, it should be hemorrhoids, but I am a dermatologist and not professional. You can go to the anorectal department."

After listening to the doctor's words, Qin Huairu left the dermatology department with Jia Zhang and everyone's eyes burning.

Then, I came to the anorectal department.

There are quite a few people seeing doctors.

After queuing for a while, it was Jia Zhang's turn.

"What's going on? Where do you feel uncomfortable?" The doctor asked casually without raising his head.

"The doctor said that my mother has hemorrhoids, and I came here to find out whether it is hemorrhoids or not!" Qin Huairu said.

"Okay, come on, take off your pants and let me take a look." The doctor said and was about to put on gloves.

"No, no need." Qin Huairu said.

"Why not?" The doctor asked puzzledly: "Don't be embarrassed. There is no need to be taboo about doctors when seeing a doctor. Although I am a male doctor, he is still very professional. I just take a look and make sure not to hurt your mother."

With that said, the male doctor was ready to help Jia Zhang take off her clothes.

"Doctor!" Qin Huairu stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "My mother's hemorrhoids are not down there, but on her mouth!"

As soon as this statement came out, the doctor was shocked: "???"

The male doctor opened his mouth wide and his chin made a hole in the floor.

The other patients at the scene were also so shocked that their pupils were wide open and their eyes almost popped out.

what? What?

what did she say?
Chapter completed!